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Hang on, Scotty.

your shields buckling.

but if that's the only way you can get gratification

I will never forgive the council for putting me through this torture.

All the equipment is functioning perfectly.

We're not going to die.

and tell me what this is about.

- some kind of understanding... - Captain, please.

And these ridiculous female trapping, they are an offence to my eyes.

Would you have me wearing my wedding dress for another man

Watson must have caught him and he was killed for it.

And let the Klingons know they succeeded

This is Captain James Kirk of the United spaceship Enterprise.

Your presence here is interfering with my efficiency,

Well, I've heard of reluctant brides, but this is ridiculous.

Captain, these are crude crystals. There is no way to judge

There cannot be peace between us. We have deluded ourselves.

without risking war with the Federation. Very neat.

It's not magic. It's biochemical.

May I have your permission to go?

He's a Troyian.

If I recover, it will be no thanks to you, captain.

Body armour, nuclear weapons.

Ordinarily, we use the warp engines exclusively.

We should welcome their help.

I'm Captain Kirk. This ship is under my command.

By giving you a new teacher.

Bridge to captain.

- Kirk here. - That sensor ghost is moving closer.

Mr. Sulu, impulse drive, speed factor.037.

Now that we are all about to die, I ask you once again

We'll pivot at warp 2 and bring all tubes to bear.

Now, the women, they're supposed to be something very special.

That's all you men of other worlds can speak of,

That way, we'd have blow ourselves up and solved their problem for them

from floor to ceiling, with breakable objects.