Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

we have to put out all the tacky Minnesota gifts

and assuming that epsilon approaches zero

Why? You got a girlfriend or something?

You sat there listening to Marshall and Lily

Knowing that, do you want to take your proposal back?

Thank God we had the keys to Marshall and Lily's place.

You are so brave.

I know that this is a lot to process, so...

There is no way I'm falling asleep tonight!

Because if we did, then Marshall would owe me

Wait-wait-wait. You slept with her?

feeling empty inside, telling yourself

Your debt is paid.

Ted, when I was at M.I.T., my favorite Einstein quote was:

Well, if we are keeping score,

for the last couple of months.

Just like I would never hold it over you

You crossed out all the stops

Enormous Penis Syndrome?

Where do you go next?

for dragging me to that experimental theater piece.

Are you not a sure thing?

Will you marry me?

and you factor in an aggregate of 32 boobs per car,

That's why you can't stop "complaining" about her.

Thanks for loaning me your shoes

What, you think you're better than me?

♪ Nothing is as it has been...