Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How could you be sure you used 16 foot-pounds of torque?

You are, you are

You willing to waive that right?

Does the defense's case hold water?

Is there any more shit we could pile on to the top of the outcome of this case?

This is your opinion ? ... It's a fact !

- No. You're wrong. - Come on, fellas. Knock it off. Let's go.

get a new suit, get dressed and get to the fuckin' courthouse.

Ala-fuckin-bama

' It's tough to keep a level head '

These marks were made by a 1963 Pontiac Tempest.

I guess the fuckin' thing is broken.

MR. MASTOROS ARE YOU ON DRUGS?

I could use a good ass kicking ... I'll be very honest with you.

that they have no records...

Dead on balls accurate

Did you fall in your place or somebody else's?

He just didn’t have enough time.

- Your Honor, would you please instruct the bailiff- - [Haller] Officer!

I'm finished with this Guy!

as an expert in cameras? it doesn't.

Rambling random BP email Sunday morning case-cracker

This computer readout confirms...

Did you look at your watch? No.

What kind of cases have you had? Assault and battery, armed robbery. You know.

Finally, the state is gonna prove...

we're gonna run enough electricity through him to light up Birmingham.

Maybe it's time Jon???

No self-respectin worker wears pants nowadays

- You done readin'? - Yeah.

The case-cracker!

- Oh, I'm sure. - You being from New York and all might have the impression that law is...

"Holy shit. You got it honey! You did it!"

Oh you’re a smooth talker, you are, you are.

Lisa, I'm trying to... I'm trying to think about the case now, okay? I'm sorry.

' Deception, collection Infection, objection... ''

Oh. What Are You, A Fuckin' World Traveler?

Bam! A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head!

Come on. You could say. It's okay. They know.

Cock a doodle doo

Whether the witness is stating an opinion or a fact?

I don't think u do

I short the Kirk?

I never thought of becoming a lawyer.

Oh, no, no, no, in reality!

[Lips Smack] Because a split second before the torque wrench was applied to the faucet handle,

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Um, what’d you find out?

April Please Make EXTRA

Excuse me. You guys down here... hear about the ongoing cholesterol problem in the ountry?

these trees with all these leaves on them,

Well, that's what I've been doing, and, uh, I'm a happier man for it.

hola tropa de ignorantes SOY EL MEJOR

I don't know where to start.

which I won on the grounds of temporary insanity.

During the G5 update

She's supposed to come through at 10 after 4:00.

I'm not Joey Gallo I'm Jerry Callo

Aiding and abetting? What, is that a major thing?

The court of Beechum County is now in session.

You said Chavez was in on the hoax? Ya didn’t read the paper did ya? Cause he’s dead

Why do they call 1 3/4"x 3 1/2" boards 2 by 4s?

are you on drugs?

Thanks a lot cunt hunt!

[Clears Throat]

Well, I'd... I'd like to have the murder weapon.

Come in, come in.

Uh-huh. Could you, uh, elaborate please, sir?

Dead on balls accurate

I'm an out-of-work hairdresser.

That’s what we lawyers — I’m a lawyer We lawyers call that a counteroffer

Bob, I don’t need this.

THE GOOD DINOSAUR MONSTERS INC MONSTER UNIVERSITY INSIDE OUT

You get that? The whole store got the flu.

Just this? [Laughs]

[Lisa] What the fuck is goin' on here, Vinny?

Oh I’m sorry you got a headache... join the club.

Lookee here, J.T.

SOY LA MAS SEXY Y LA MEJOR DE TODAS IDIOTA

Have you heard about the ongoing drought problem in LA County?

When you sit silently in a board meeting

Hey, Mr. Crane.

NAH, I THINK I’LL JUST GO WITH THE LEG LIFTING

What's gonna happen to Bill?

Just regular I guess.

Pay you a few billion or you pay $5 million for Schools. Hmm…

Elon hoping Trump really wants him to work on UFO stuff

No. I'm calling my mother.

Stein. She called me Stine. Just-

How do you get mud into the tires? That's just a figure of speech.

You get your fucking clothes I’ll get your fucking shoes

[Player] Well I'm not Jerry Gallo. I'm Jerry Callo!

Is that what you want? Yeah.

No more questions

what is a you f?

Yeah, in my father's garage, yeah. As a mechanic?

With Bridesmaids And Flowers

That's Death Row in there.

Why I can’t type....

Can't win a case by yourself. You're fuckin' useless.

[Sighs] All right. Mr., uh, T-T-T-T-T-T-

Do you know what this is all about? Yeah, they're fucking with us.

Rooster crowing

One large slush

You saw those two boys run out of the Sac-O-Suds, jump in this car and take off?

A hundred feet. Would you hold this please?

What if I was just to kick the ever-lovin’ shit outa

I'm not La'Darrious Burns, I'm La'Darrious Burnz

Warranty Shit keep piling it on

You guys down here hear about the ongoing cholesterol problem in the country?

And for this, I apologize. Under the circumstances-

No more game 7’s

But what's most important is winnin' the case. I could do it.

I’m getting better !

- Did you say youts? - Yeah, two youts.

You shouldn't feel good. You haven't slept much in three days.

YOU DID REAL GOOD OUT THERE TODAY YANKEE

Stan, I've seen your parents argue. Trust me. They're amateurs.

A little informal, aren't we?

Is there any more shit we could pile on to the top of the outcome of this break?

If only I knew what he knows, you know?

He has to, by law. You’re entitled. It’s called disclosure, you dickhead

Oh. What are you, a fuckin' world traveler?

Their bodies are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces!

Wouldn't your mother be more upset if you die?

You know what happens in these places? Yeah, I know what happens in these places.

[Rooster Crows]

Supposing you skipped the first step?

And, uh, the judge- this Judge Malloy-

The Court of Beechum County is Now in Session...

Truth. That's what verdict means.

Is there any way I could help out in this procedure situation?

Did you fall at your place or somebody else’s?

I did say that, would you say that

He blew the arraignment.

Oh. What Are You, A Fuckin' World Traveler?

I just told you that.

WHAT IS THIS RUST, DUSTY, DIRTY LOOKING THING ALL OVER YOUR TL?

i really will ricky pointmaning! yes pointer face pointer face! he ain't got no pointy cricket! i wanna point you to the cricket point plays! huh pointer poupointerous 20 overs! that pointy one's gotta hurt in the morning. (throws ball in groin) oof! that's gonna hurt he's suspended for the rest of the pointy 2019 cricket season!

don't forget this one!

Once again the communication process is broken down

This would be you

You Can Get It?

I’m getting better

"What is it, Joe Pesci, that attracts you personally to the desert?"

I have to get outta here by 3:00. Make sure all the bags are in the car. Okay.

I, um- I didn't pass my first time out.

You think I’m hostile now Wait until tonight

Nobody pulls the wool over the eyes of a Gambini, especially this one

Lookee here. [Laughing] I got your $200.

Nothing. The car was shimmying on the highway a little bit.

So, you know, let's try our best to make it a simple in-and-out procedure.

Maybe you're ready for a thicker set.

COME ON YOU CAN SAY IT WE ALL KNOW

my career, your life, our marriage, and let me see, what else can we pile on? Is there any more SHIT we can pile on to the top?! Is it possible?!

It's all in the files It's good but it's like lead

My favorite teacher

pulls the wool over the eyes of a Gambini, especially this one.

That gives you a stay of execution,

Well, I just got it myself tonight.

Objection, Your Honor. Can we clarify to the court...

It’s positive

You spot a little brook.

Me: Bitching about my Life

You could say that

But- Vin, you graduated from law school six years ago. What have you been doing since?

commit this heinous crime.

hear about the ongoing cholesterol problem in the country?

vinny clarifies yankee deal

Is this an opinion or a fact

- [Chuckles] - You just keep on asking about Chinese food.

I shot the clerk?

I'm sorry to have ever doubted you at any time.

Dreamt about Lisa last night...went to her house...she had a baby girl...we didn’t talk she let me in and we just looked at each other.

Uh, Sheriff Dickhead, um, what’d you find out?

Well my father was a mechanic. His father was a mechanic.

Well, he did his act. Every time he made something disappear, Vinny jumped on him.

That's not all.

Cant understand Law & Order, bringing dead animals into the house. You're fuckin' useless.

BIDEN AND THE DEMOCRATS

I took it upon myself to check out if there was any information...

TFW Calvinists meet God... and he explains "whosover" means "whosoever."

"What is it, Joe Pesci, that attracts you personally to the desert?" "It's clean."

[Rooster Crows]

I'm sure he's gonna be more than satisfied.

So why didn't you go to court and watch?

Uhh, you know, win some, lose some.

you step on the gas, one tire spins, the other tire does nothin'.

' There's a need for love in every man '

At my cousin Ruthie's wedding, the groom's brother was that guy Alakazam.

at 5:00 a.m. in the morning. I know.

What was in that pink plastic thing in the trunk? It's your suit.

There's a fucking surprise

' With their hearts in the Bible Belt '

Uh, Mr. Wilbur, how'd you like Ms. Hoff’s testimony?

But that didn't happen here. The tire mark stayed flat and even.

[Haller] Bye now. Bye!

The government No, I hate him

Well, I guess that plan's moot. Yeah.

Well, actually, this would be my first foray into the trial process.

There's more to cross-examination than knowing what to say.

Is this Magic PETG?

Is there any more shit we can pile on to this day?

My alternatives? Yeah.

sit down and stay there until you’re told to leave