Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There’s a fuckin’ surprise

When'd you shoot him?

I got no money, a dress-code problem,

It's OK, YOU CAN SAY IT... tHEY ALREADY KNOW.

Multisystem Vibes

of Vincent La Guardia Gambini practicing in any courts.

Who would do such a thing?

So I had to get this in a secondhand store.

It feels like the wheels went out of balance after we hit that mud. That's not it.

FOR ME, SIX TIMES WAS A CHARM

I can't read the twitter replies...

You've been a lovely, lovely witness.

You watched those games??

HOW NICK VIEWS MAX'S PATRONAGE 2 WEEKS AFTER HE RENEWS HIS LOCKER

Oh, my god, what a fuckin' nightmare! Oh, my god, what a fuckin' nightmare!

of the state and federal Department of Weights and Measures...

Lighten up, okay? Don't worry. I'm gonna help ya.

for driving a stolen metallic mint-green 1963 Pontiac Tempest...

COME ON YOU CAN SAY IT WE ALL KNOW

I got mud in my tires? Mm-hmm.

I have the money Good. Show it to me

Now, can you tell us, by what you see in this picture,

We lawyers, I’m a lawyer... we call that a counteroffer

[Man] Hey! I can't believe my luck!

[Man] Yeah. Uh-huh. You sure about that?

"What is it, Joe Pesci, that attracts you personally to the desert?" "It's clean"

You are. You are…

WHAT IS A MOOT?

18 degrees is the high today? that's it?

What is it with you with that mouth? Shut up!

'' [Radio: Country]

your life, our marriage, and let me see...

I'll find a way to bail you out. No, don't.

Fellow who received orders to kill from a dog? You defended him?

the concept of time ceases to exist on your watch

What IS Evidence?

Counselor, your clients are charged with first-degree murder. How do they plead?

I asked him again, and he said, "I shot the clerk."

and one of the meats looked at me

it's either wear the leatherjacket,

who saw the defendants running out of the Sac-O-Suds...

Get 'em up! Up!

Hey Les Bowen Haha

- Mr. Gambini? - Yes?

Does that Rooster crow at 4am every morning? No that’s very unusual, it’s supposed to crow at 3:45am

Is there anything else we can pile on?

Counselor, do you wish to make an opening statement?

Your Honor, I call Sheriff Farley.

you were serious about that you were serious bout dat

Meanwhile, 10 years later, my niece,

I didn't know it was happening. I found out later in the car.

I’m starting to finesse him, watch me cook

You're prancing along. You just finished the day's labor.

It's either me or them

Every Buckeye fan.

He was like, Wait a second. Wait a second. It’s joined in the middle.

is if the most popular size of the most popular tire...

Honey, come on now. Stop it. I need the phone.

Making fiends making fiends vendetta’s always making fiends Making fiends charlotte makes friends

' And it'll spread like a cancer but you're gonna have to answer '

All he had to do was say guilty or not guilty. We could have done that.

And the witness has all the answers. He ends up proving the prosecution's case.

No more non game 2&3 system plays.

All right. Let me see it. Show it to me.

Beans are protein. Beans make you fart.

Don’t be afraid to shout out the answer

It’s a bullshit question If star realms needs to be balanced, colony wars would be the correct starting deck

When you look at the bricks at the right angle,

alright line up! Gallagher Stephenson Carmichael... Where's Smith?

Is there any more shit we can pile on to 2022?

Excuse me. You guys hear about the ongoing... cholesterol problem in the country?

Oh, I'm sorry. You were wonderful in there.

Weren't you the last one to use the bathroom?

Ah! These are gonna be... You know, I'm sorry. These are gonna be a help.

I take pride in my grits.

A sweet, innocent, harmless, leaf-eatin', doe-eyed, little deer.

This fucking jacket

They Know Who Really Won!

We gotta go back inside. Everybody's waiting for us.

I was making a lot of money, winning most of my cases.

Bill, listen. Take your time. Pick the right words. Get back to New York, give me a call.

I mean, he nailed him. It was, It's in his pocket.

I think you should be down on your fuckin' knees.

could be driving on Michelin model XGV 75-R14s?

Hey, Billy! Hey, back off!

Well, perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove.

I'm just waiting to finesse him. I'm startin' to finesse him. I got him goin'.

the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?

an idiot who wants to fight me for $200, slaughtered pigs,

Does the defense's case hold water

I’m finished with that place.

Nothin', unless he's convicted.

How many different levels of thickness have you gone through?

Oh my god! What a fuckin’ nightmare!

Did you say Yutes? Yeah, two Youts

He's dead. Oh, my God!

Last tour How I felt at 4 in the morning

driving identical metallic mint-green...

YOU'RE NOW IN CONTEMPT OF COURT

Terrific. You're a hell of a bonder.

When you have no evidence.....

' There's a need for love in every man ♪

Well, I'm not Jerry Gallo. I'm Joey Gallo.

You screw up, and those boys get fried.

I'm goin' with the public defender too.

That’s a bullshit question.

' That every man's got his pride and he'll try to run and hide '

Aidin’’ and Abettin’

No more questions.

Mocking you? No, I'm not mocking you, Judge.

When camping breakfast planning gets complicated…

Well, perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist during protests...

I shot the clerk? Yes, when did you shoot him?

Is there any more shit we can pile on top of the outcome of this wreck?!!!

You got mud in your tires.

Because there is no way that an out of shape chainsmoker could put up these numbers without at least an 8ball

Come on. You'll see. Stop!

Sometimes. Would you care to show those eyeglasses to the jury, please? Thank you.

Packed into this letter...

Tuna. We should get tuna. Please, no more tuna, okay?

I'm a fast cook, I guess

Eggs and grits. I like grits too.

They all know each other. The Klan's here. They're inbred. They sleep with their sisters.

practiced with a certain degree of informality down here.

[DM] let's get this sheet cleared up right now.

- [Gavel Rapping] - Order in the court.

What is a yute?

How long you been practicing?

see how I was doin', if I needed anything.

Oh, my God, what a fuckin' nightmare!

' Now once you get down there then you'll see '

Excuse me. You guys down here hear about the ongoing cholesterol problem in the country?

What's all that? Trotter's files, all of 'em.

No self-respecting meme lord uses meme generators.

Pollard vs. them There’s a new sherrif in town

Is there any more shit we could pile on to the top of the outcome of this break?

Mr. Tipton, I see you wear eyeglasses.

she's cute, too, huh?

' She knows more than Mama taught her ' ' More than Mama taught her '

My body hurts too

You know I did. And what is this picture of?

Uh-huh. Right. [Book Slams On Table]

Yes, sir, it is. Thank you, ma'am.

Well, approving an attorney from out of state is a pretty informal matter.

6105: Marine violated COVID ROM

Let the record show Mrs. Constance Riley identified the defendant's car.

- Any murder cases? - [Lips Blow] Lots of them. Quite a few. Yes.

There’s a fuckin surprise

Your Honor, no further questions.

of the defendants' Buick and analyzed that too.

- [Chuckling] - And these bushy things between the trees?

The thing is, given the chance, I think he could do a good job.

What are you telling me, that they plead not guilty?

I need can you guess ferrari please. Yes sure

bye the way, what's a yute?

[Spectators Murmuring]

Now, Mrs. Riley...and ONLY Mrs. Riley Because your former fun colleage knew you would need something to make you laugh when you realize your new colleagues are duds

Hello...can I speak to V.......... What's that sound Did I hear something out of focus darkness

(ROOSTER CROWING)

Yeah. First, let me see the money.

and jump into a green car with a white convertible top...

Looking thru dis dirty window

He says he thinks so.

- No. He didn't say anything. - But he knew about it?

I like grits too.

He's not gonna let me look at his files, but maybe he'll relax enough...

That is a lucid, intelligent, well-thought-out suggestion Overruled

confirming the very impressive legal stature...

Oh there’s a F’ing surprise

What the fuck is that?

' To your heart in the Bible Belt '

Uh, everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you.

What are u a fucking world travela?

I wore this ridiculous thing for you

The whole store got the flu

I owe you an apology, sir.

"Hear About The Ongoing Cholesterol Problem In The Country?"

Michelin model XGV, size 75-R, 14-inch wheel.

Where did you go to law school? Brooklyn Academy of Law.

Look, I think we should meet with the public defender, see what he's like.

Whoa! Wait a minute!

You could have gotten caught. What if somebody saw? The laws are medieval down here.

It’s a Bullshit Question ! Nobody could answer that question!

Hey, hey, little Yankee boy. Look here what I got. Your $600.

The '64 Skylark had a regular differential,

As for Saturday...

- ' Way down south ' - ' Way down south ' - [Dog Barking]

Uh... Do you two know each other?