Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- So? What are you saying? - What am I saying?

- Mr. Gambini. - Sorry. Sorry, Your Honor.

- Go ahead, honey. You gonna try it? - You first.

Dead on balls accurate

It's an industry term

Come with me, please.

Is that an accredited law school?

How the fuck did I get into this shit?

I tell you the truth... my conscience got to me.

-Jesus. Look. I forgot to pay for this. - '' [Country]

gettin' into their faded, metallic green 1964 Buick Skylark...

DRUGS? NO, I DON'T TAKE DRUGS.

You ever hear of that? Mud in the tires?

Gallo with a G? That's right.

[Man] Our jail was condemned this morning.

Objection sustained. The entire opening statement,

I'm an out of work hairdresser

No self-respecting 90s kid uses an HTML editor.

And I didn't think I could feel worse than I did a couple of seconds ago

I have no idea what's going on. All's I know is you're screwin' up, and I can't help.

how-how-how far away were you?

correction on the yankees deal

[Engine Shuts Off]

Well. I’d like to have a murder weapon

Oh my god, what a fucking nightmare

The defense rests

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know who I'm talking about?

- [Haller] You're a dead man. - I'm a dead man?

and with as little pain as possible.

I just actually never seen a grit before.

prosecution's case is circumstantial...

this witness as to the extent of her expertise.

How could you be so sure

I AIN’T SLEPT IN 5 DAYS

[Player] Jerry Gallo's Dead.

Y'all want something? Yeah.

- Don't think being from New York you're gonna get special treatment. - I shouldn't.

' When she finally made him understand '

'' [Radio: Country]

Are you sure about those shares of MMTLP! I may have been mistaken...

No more questions

Thicker Glasses

What is a yout?

I dont see no stars.

Do James and Noah Always wake up at 6:15 in the morning?

- Want to hear the facts of the case? - No.

- [Spectators Murmuring] - [Man] Well, here he comes.

They're the same model and size tire.

I Got No More Use For This Guy.

It's in Beechum County, Alabama, Ma.

What's that brown stuff?

Why Are Driver Recruiters Not Working Remotely?

Lisa. Lisa, please, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, okay?

it has been argued by me,

McD with White, Jones and Dawkins

' Don't need no law and order ' ' Don't need no law and order '

Come on, Cuz--you can say it--they know Doug's doing a great job as the coach.

The Michelin XGV.

I'm the crime scene lab Sgt.

Um, on-on... on-on...

the Sac-O-Suds con-con-

When you can't tell which Outlook client your on

Are you on drugs

Do I have to kill you?

Dragon claw tunnel

Headphones. In. Lockers.

Giant loud whistles….

John, That is a lucid, intelligent, well-thought-out view.

COLIN, ALWAYS ASK YOURSELF... WHAT WOULD BRYAN HIANUS DO?

Matterhorn Motto

- I just have a few questions. - Okay. Fire away, Judge.

Maybe the virus won’t be so bad Try the horse dewormer

[Screeching] [Door Opening]

Does that freight train come through at 5:00 a.m. every morning?

Well, um, uh, Mr., uh, uh, uh, uh-

I apologize, sir, but, uh, this is how I dress.

How do you like it? Regular, Delta, or Omicron?

50,000. 100,000- I know, Ma. I know.

The idiot on twitter was wrong

sit down and stay there until you’re told to leave

Oh, that's okay. I'll have my secretary do it.

all the while, he's laughin' and smilin'.

I need you to come back into the courtroom, and I need the phone.

That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought out email.

When you're adressing this court, you will rise...

I’m not Marquez Gallaway I’m Marquez Callaway C-A-L-L-A-W-A-Y

- What? - Nothin'. You stick out like a sore thumb around here.

Well, perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist in your bosses car

You wanna know what he replied?

Yeah, I think I know what I'm doin'.

The other had the same body length, height, width, weight,

That’s quite a view Looking thru this dirty window

That is a lucid, intelligent, well-thought-out answer

Yeah. She's my fiancée.

You get that? The whole store got the flu.

Seven bitpennies!

picked 22 specific items off of the shelves,

What the fuck is your problem?

I got no more use for this guy.

would you say that everything Ms. Vito said on the stand...

I just told you that. You don't understand.

The whole house has got the covid

The Democrats Are Tryin' To Steal The Presidency OH MY GOD, WHAT A FUCKIN' NIGHTMARE!

Nobody- I mean nobody-

' Into the buckle of the Bible belt '

[Crossing Bell Clanging]

Stop the death penalty!

I would LOVE to hear this

' I push it to the max, gettin' ready to relax '

18000 mt NTE Payload

I get a little nervous sometimes. I'm gettin' better. A little nervous?

What's wrong with my tire Salt on my rim

and you had just begun to make breakfast.

I killed the chat?

if the defense's case holds water?

' She begged and she pleaded and she told him all she needed '

being an expert on general automotive knowledge,

OH MY GOD....... WHAT A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

Them’s hominy grits

Thank you, sir. No further questions, Your Honor.

- His name's J.T. - [Vinny] J.T.

Sheriff, do me a favor. Please trace this.

What is this rusty, dusty, dirty-looking thing over your window?

No more Flames games for you.

Vinny Bag-o'-doughnuts, how are ya? This is Vinny?

Just regular, I guess.

He wants to use serious, solid-looking bricks like these, right?

by a '64 Buick Skylark.

[Clattering, Rumbling]

We need to call an attorney, a great attorney.

LOOKING AT THE OUTLINE FIVE MINUTES AFTER THE EXAM

That's right. So you knew that.

I bet the Chinese food here is terrible. [Clicks]

Well, did you use the faucet? Yeah.

Is that correct?

Trees? Trees. That's right. Don't be afraid. Just shout 'em right out when you know.

when you viewed the defendants walking from their car...

Now, next words out of your mouth are either gonna be guilty or not guilty.

You were serious about that

which anyone who's been stuck in the mud in Alabama knows,

Honey, Where Did You Read About All That Disclosure Shit?

You get that? The whole store got retired.

Vinny_give_it_to_me

The son of a bitch who bombed you said he was protecting!?

It’s a bullshit question. You can’t have too manyFruit snacks

When you've known her two weeks And she says, "I love you. "

- Mrs. Riley, when you saw the defendants, were you wearing your glasses? - Yes, I was.

WHAT IS THIS RUSTY, DUSTY, DIRTY LOOKING THING ALL OVER YOUR TL?

NO it's a trick question

I asked him again, and again he said, I shot the clerk.

I know I'm missing somethin'. I'm missing somethin'.

na verlies tegen chess society

' In the heart of the Bible Belt '

the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top dead center.

[Haller] The witness can stand down.

Lisa, I need your help. I don't give a shit! Leave me alone!

And Mr. Gambini? Yes, sir?

All rise for His Honor, Judge Chamberlain Haller.

Uh-huh. Don’t forget 7 fumbles and Saquon Barkley

Miss Vito, your family's obviously qualified,

What's the matter with you?

' When she finally made him understand '

Let the record show that counsel is holding up two fingers.

Well, I'm not Andrew Glarkson. I'm Andrew Clarkson, with a C

this crud-covered screen,

Crest on Sunday afternoons ...

Your Honor, please, huh?

the name kathy comes from kicking the cat over! reow kathy!

[Phone Ringing]

Building a case is like building a house.

Don’t fuck up

Sunspots are flaring our atmosphere. Someone tripped over a power cord. We were told by support to turn it off and back on again.

Inside this Envelope...

He was a nice man.

Uh, Your Honor, the prosecution rests.

Not Roy Fennimore…Roy Cannimore…C!! Ennimore

Nobody - and I mean Nobody Refuses to pick up the phone in Sam Hinkie

Studying for the bar

*Jemima approves*

out here in this field, under the stars,

HOW NICK LOOKS AT MAX'S PATRONAGE ABOUT 2 WEEKS AFTER HE RENEWS HIS LOCKER

- Mr. Gambini. - See, my clients, uh-