Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You step on the gas, one tire spins, the other one does nothin'.

If, you don't fu*k up!

The whole country got the flu

When you come into my court looking like you do,

[Clears Throat] I object to this witness being called at this time.

With New Dashboards

[Man] Keep quiet!

- Do you have any other witnesses? - No, Your Honor.

What do we call these big things?

What about those cots? I mean, what if they put somebody else in here?

What was he before he was a coach a fuckin comedian

Snow/Mud... same thing!

Does that freight train always come through at 5a.m. No sir, that’s very unusual

What is that? It’s dog shit!

I'm not aware of this person's qualifications.

[Tires Screech]

If this was a conspiracy, they'd have to get all those people to lie.

What are you nervous about? I'm the one under the gun here.

from the window of your kitchen to the Sac-O-Suds?

I got no more use for this guy

You fuckin' up this case or what?

were arrested two days ago by Sheriff Tilman in Jasper County, Georgia...

you're one hell of a trial lawyer.

And those pants better be made out of some kind of cloth

' It's tough to keep a level head '

loud whistle at 5:30 in the morning?

Uh, please, uh, can I have a five-minute recess?

Are Jew suuuuure?

Hey. Billy. How are you?

Hello, Ma. We're in Wahzoo.

Uh, everything that poll just said is bullshit. Thank you.

Oh, I don't know.

Objection, Your Honor. Counsel's entire opening statement is argument.

I shot the Kirk?

Looks like five. Uh-uh. Don't forget this one and this one.

And I didn't think I could feel worse than I did a couple of seconds ago

She must be on drugs

Dog shit! That's great! Dog shit! What a clue!

Whew, she's a tough one Yes

You have to bail me out. You know that, right?

I'm gettin' better

Hey. Vincent La Guardia Gambini.

On a hunch, I took it upon myself to check our cruise for a reprice…

You ever heard of the Son of Sam?

The court finds sufficient evidence exists for this matter to go to trial.

Because between your father's garage and working nights, when was I supposed to go?

I used a Hewlett-Packard 5710-A dual-column gas chromatograph...

Uh... Uh, no. No, Your Honor. No further questions.

If you think I'm hostile now Just wait till you see me tonight

It’s Dogshit!

There's a fuckin' surprise.

SUPPORTS? CHAMPIONS 2.0? IS THERE ANY MORE SHIT WE CAN PILE ON TO PVP PLAY?

No, for me, 6 times was the charm

No self-respecting southerner uses i̶n̶s̶t̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶g̶r̶i̶t̶s̶ Mcdonald's sweet tea

To what? To you? I don't know. Suicide. Death.

It's the steam whistle. Oh.

Why are 1 3/4"x 3 1/2" called 2 by 4s? It's an Industry term

Your Honor, I object to this witness. Improper foundation.

A BUNCH OF ONES WITH A 20 WRAPPED AROUND IT?

What do you think? I could use a good ass kicking. I'll be very honest with you.

Well, how much time was they in the store?

i-i-i-i-i-i-i...

' You don't need no drink of water ' ' Need no drink of water '

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If I could keep my ass awake and out of jail long enough, bet you I could, huh?

[Whistle Continues]

- [Laughing] - [Whistle Blowing Loudly]

That is a lucid, intelligent, well-thought-out post. Overruled

And you have to say thank you

- You're acting like you're nervous or somethin'. - Well, yeah, I am.

Some respect. I think you should give it to me.

- Request denied. - Thanks a lot.

- Hmm. - Hey, what are you doing this afternoon?

Your Honor, the defense calls as its first witness Ms. Mona Lisa Vito.

My morning in Davenport, Iowa

If he's honest, then we should go with him.

am not Rebeca am Rebecca R-E-B-E-C-C-A

- It's 200 bucks. - Fan it out. Show it to me.

But he was just being Vinny.

So, we got some case ahead of us here, huh? Oh, yeah.

How could it take you five minutes to cook your chicken?

Hey, hey, little Yankee boy. Look here what I got.

They didn't teach you that in law school either?

are you sure about that 45 days!?

- And what's the most popular size? - 75-R14.

Your honor, I call Mr. Garcia to the stand!

"So as your eyes have gotten more and more out of whack..."

[Doors Burst Open]

and-and-and-and-and-

We both applied, and we got scholarships to UCLA.

Now if Mr. Trotter wishes to voir dire the witness...

Oh. What are you, a fuckin' world traveler?

What about these pants I got on? You think they're okay?

Oh! Uh, coincidental.

I-I object, Your Honor. This person is not on the witness list.

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Uh, Y'know win some, Lose some

You get that? The whole pharmacy is out to lunch…

Jerry Gallo? The big attorney?

Ma, it's a mistake. We must look like the guys who did it.

Cute little guy

I'd sure like to get access to the Marple HS field.

I’m not Jerry Gallo I’m Jerry Callo C-A-L-L-O

You understand me?

I bet the Chinese food here is terrible

win some, lose some.

Listen. Take your time. Pick the right words. Get back to New York. Give me a call.

I think I get Vinny

All right. Here he comes.

' It's tough to keep a level head '

my career, your life, our marriage, and let me see, what else can we pile on? Is there any more SHIT we can pile on?! Is it possible?!

You can't make those marks without positraction,

I'm sorry. I was all the way over here. I couldn't hear you.

My three brothers are mechanics.

The chemical composition between the two samples was found to be identical.

Well, I got a bullshit traffic ticket.

The 327 didn't come out till '62.

FSDO interview How do you feel about pilot deviations?

as you've gotten older, how many different levels of thickness have you gone through?

joey/jerry callo/gallo

You think I'm hostile now, wait till you see me tonight.

You get that? The whole Sgtore got the FLu!

- You do? - Oh, yeah.

laboratory edition, signature series torque wrench.

Maybe you're ready for a thicker set

That's a lot of studying.

Is it possible you just saw two guys in a green convertible...

I’d like to have a third goal…

'Just across the border ' 'Just across the border '

What is a Corget?

I’m getting better

The whole firm's got the flu

Yes, indeed. The car leaving the convenience store...

State of the Union Address Response

I just never actually seen a grit before

Goddamn it! Is there any way you could contact your parents?

No. [Laughs] You see,

- Could you point 'em out for me, please, ma'am? - They's sittin' right there.

[Laughing] We gonna fight now?

whether the witness is stating opinion or fact?

Spotting a bobcat from a half a mile After never seeing one before

Gen AI for weekly Summary?? REALLY????

Then, from time to time, he would come by,

' Way down south ' ' Way down south '

I’m honored to shake your hand…. Win some, lose some

When Ted met Sally.

I’m not Joey Callo, I’m Joey Gallo

Is your attorney here? I am the attorney.

You were serious about that?

Hear About The Ongoing Cholesterol Problem In The Country?

Your Honor? [Trotter] Thank you, Mr. Wilbur.

Your now in contempt of cockk

Ma? Ma, please.

No, there's more

Oh, My God, What A Fuckin' Nightmare!

the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God? Yeah.

Is there anymore shit we could pile on?

' They try to tie you down '

yeah .... your mom …..

Tabs after the post command CPT gives an opinion on anything

Hey @ThomasFox_4--have your glasses always been that thick?

I think it should be left up to the victims' families rather than the courts.

I'm sorry. I-I'm sorry. I just didn't know what little experience you have with this.

I'm enjoying myself so far

You're fuckin' useless.

Studying for the bar.

What friends you got in the clerk's office?

you were 50 feet away, you made a positive eyewitness identification,

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of Jerry Callo.

Three times a charm

Um, what'd you find out?

My biological clock is tickin' like this,

' 'Cause it's gonna be a Saturday night '

Look, it's either me or them You're gettin' fucked one way or the other

maureen gibson and valerie down. maureen gleed and nathan down.

with flame analyzation detectors.

Crest on Sunday afternoons... Oh my God,! What a fucking nightmare!

You get that? Greg Purdy got the flu.

Now let me ask you this.

For me 15 th time was the charm