Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They didn’t teach ya that at FSU tailgates either!?

Hey, Lisa, I'm not gonna go out there just to wimp out, you know?

It’s a bullshit question deck building games don’t even need to be balanced, but if they were, colony wars would be the correct starting deck

The mic's off. By the way, the mic's off. To turn the back on. Slide the switch on the back on Google Home. The mic's back on.

- He's got a boar, a bear, a couple of deer. - Whoa. You're gonna shoot a deer?

Oh, a counteroffer

I looked up and saw two young men run out from the Sac-O-Suds...

Impossible because you don't know the answer! Nobody could answer that question.

That is a lucid, intelligent, well-thought-out suggestion.

Want to sit at the counter?

I thought we'd get married this weekend.

so I had to buy a new suit.

I think you should be grateful.

That's what we lawyers... I'm a lawyer- We lawyers call that a counteroffer.

I suppose. I’m finished with THIS guy.

"I Could Use A Good Fart to the face I'll Be Very Honest With You

That’s not it.

He’s sleeping huh, Cute little guy…

You know what it is?

-Jesus. - Show me your hands! Get 'em up!

I don’t know... I got a small one, I guess

In that case, Your Honor, uh, I'd like to recall George Wilbur.

Oh, my God, what a fuckin' nightmare!

Come on, now. Move it.

...with mozz sticks...and curly fries...

of-of-of-of the j-j-j...

No self-respecting Southerner uses instant grits

Almost six weeks.

Be invisible like me. Then just slip away unnoticed.

Tell me, would you be willing to let your son live with you? Tell us how you really feel.

' 'Cause after all, he’s just a man '

Lowel Bolin got the flu

I shot the clerk?

Did you say "Lutes?"

it used to be tadom teshring cloning his julie white-inspired jewelushed up legs via celexi but he quit so it would be sam haberland taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

[Chatter On Police Radio]

go in, shoot the clerk, rob him and then leave?

Sure. Sure. I heard of grits.

I don't even want to hear you clear your throat.

So is it possible that maybe I dragged this joke out too far?

- I can get it. - You can get it?

- What'd you say? - What?

I want you to know, you got an open invitation anytime you want to come down here.

Hey, Stan, you're in Ala-fuckin'-bama.

Hey, Dean. We need you out here.

The State Would Like To Dismiss All Charges!

Actually... no.

Ma, please, first of all, we didn't do it, all right?

[Bell Clanging]

"I pray that I may never see the desert again. Hear me, God."

How can you be so “shuwa”

Why is that? 'Cause he's dead.

I could really go for a good nose kickin I’ll be very honest with you

But, uh, there seems to be a great deal of confusion here.

And then afterwards, he asked me to go to lunch with him.

My cousin vinny

The proper respect I think you should give it to me

He's sleeping, huh? Cute little guy.

you were not wearing your necessary prescription eyeglasses?

I'd have to say that.

No, no. No, no.

Bushes. Bushes, right. So, Mr. Crane,

Not what I think. What I think don't count.

That is a lucid, intelligent well-thought-out objection.

Okay, here is my counteroffer. Your national carriers are no longer licensed to operate in U.S. airspace!

ladies and gentlemen of the j-j-j-

What'd I say? What?

Come on. It's time to make your opening statement. Come on, Vin.

with a 327 cubic inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor?

You do your own investigating. You do your own investigating.

Yeah, I'm scared.

Over at the sawmill. Tell folks it's time to get up.

Imagine you're a moose...

You know, maybe we should spend a couple of minutes together,

I just never actually seen a grit before

Hello, Bill. I'm Sheriff Farley. Hi.

Did you Say Mark Prior? Mark Prior's Dead!

Uh, everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you.

My next witness is not in the courtroom right now.

That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought out email.

Fellow who received orders to kill from a dog?

Bring it around. Vinny.

So when the left tire would go up on the curb,

am not Rebeca am Rebecca R-E-B-E-C-C-A

verloren van chess society .....

Trump admits to murder

Yeah. Rob is my fiancé.

You did Not perform your necessary required inspection?

Is there anymore shit we could pile on?

#mypersonalheroines

- Mr. Trotter? - [Whispering Continues]

- You sure about five minutes? - Ignore the question. - I don't know.

[Both Laughing]

So I wore this ridiculous thing for you.

' So he gave her love a chance That's when he found romance '

Come on, Cuz--you can say it, they know... Doug's going a great job as the coach

thank you, your honor.

you know, to get acquainted before we, uh, you know, before we get to it.

Aiding and abetting? What, is that a major thing?

You were serious about that?

You get that? The whole country got the 'Rona!

Whats that in ur PC

- Objection, Your Honor. - Objection sustained.

Alex with glasses??

I take pride in my grits.

[Paper Rustling] Here's a certificate of validation.

Commits this Hi-e-nous crime

NO...I don't think you do!

- [Loud Murmuring] - Sheriff Farley,

Doc.. Maybe you need thicker glasses

Your Honor, the prosecution calls as its first witness Ms. Amanda Lascheid

That is a lucid, intelligent, well-thought-out objection.

It's Dog Shit! Dog Shit! That's Great! Dog Shit!

Whats that in ur PC? DIrt? Dirt.

are charged with robbing a convenience store,

Well, I'm not Jerry Gallo. I'm Jerry Callo.

He-He, uh, um, uh-

Dog shit! That’s great! Dog shit!!

I-I-I don't get the question.

Did you say Joey Gallo? Fuck that guy

The Mets lost on 3 walkoffs in a 4 game series. - Oh there’s a fuckin' surprise.

I ain't slept in five days.

JOE Abutel #SaveColtsNeck

Oh, I'm sorry. You testified earlier that the boys went into the store...

No more qustions

[Chirping, Twittering Continue]

It’s not my job. You do your own investigating.

There's a fucking surprise!!

Could you tell the court...

Michelangelo Raphael Leonardo Donatello

And what are these really big things right in the middle of your view...

If I hear anything other than guilty or not guilty, you'll be in contempt.

Holds the future of myself, my employees

what color eyes the-the-the defendants have?

It has to be an illusion, 'cause you're innocent.

Did you say Joey Gallo? I said Joey Callo.... Callo with a 'C'.

You are. You are. All right. Knock it off. Knock it off.

on what you think of the sworn testimony.

- I shot the clerk? - Yes. When did you shoot him?

- How you cook it? - Well, you simmer it in water for 15 or 20 minutes.

Tell her what we think is happening. What we think's happening is-

I don't know. I'm a fast cook, I guess.

Your friend. My friend?

What's for dinner?

No self respecting Southerner Uses Sugar in Grits

Mr. York. That was a lucid, intelligent, well thought out mark our request.

Where did you shoot this from? Up in a tree? What is that? Dog shit? Mama June?

Many people are saying

Well, I'm not Jerry Gallo. I'm Jerry Callo.

NO NO NO NO NO NO PLEASE DO NOT RAPE ME SPARE MY PENSIES AND ALL MYSE ANEUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

were these magic grits

Out-of-work hairdresser. Now, in what way does that qualify you...

Elijah Cummings Questioning Mueller after Whire House withholds the report.

With all these Other papers...

Yeah two benches.

"It's clean.”

Nothing? ' Give him two arms to cling to '

The Pats right now "You Get That? The Whole Store Got The Flu."

"What is it, Joe Pesci, that attracts you personally to the desert?"

Now, Mr. Wilbur, what was the result of your analysis?

You've been a lovely, lovely spambot

I do. I'm sorry. It was a stupid thing to do.

I can get Gsm unlocked cheaper.

You're welcome. You're welcome. Vin, I-

Dead on balls accurate

All right, Stan. Listen to me. You have to see the Gambinis in action.

Asking what the weather is in FL vs NY

Well, I'm not about to revamp the entire judicial process...

Now, Mrs. riley.....and only mrs. riely because your former long-time, fun colleague wanted you to have something to make you laugh when you realize your new colleagues are duds