Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll tell you what I'm nervous about. I am in the dark here with all this legal crap.

I’m a man’s man I could give credit when it’s due

- You're going hunting? - That's right.

i don’t see no stars

"So as your eyes have gotten more and more out of whack..."

His name was in all those record books, but you didn’t actually read them.

I just told you that.

' From emotions that his heart has felt '

See, there's no money in the budget to get it looked at.

Your Honor, this is a picture...

Would you like me to explain?

Very Impressive She's cute too, huh?

Trees? trees! that's right. Don't be aftraid, just shout 'em right out when you know

Uh-huh. Now, uh, Mrs. Riley, is this the car?

ITS DOG SHIT THATS GREAT

I think I get the point

ROOSTER CROWING

*random italian noises, etc* sit down and stay there until you’re told to leave

Well, he wants to go with the public defender.

by a defense expert who might then be in a position...

Todd, that is a well thought out WTSCN Overruled

None. This would be my first.

You can still call me Gambini.

in metallic mint-green paint?

Did you say you're a fast healer? That's it?

Just regular I guess

Is he still there? Yeah.

I'd sure like to get a look at your files

Get my ass kicked or collect $200. Hmm.

Then explain that... outfit.

The case cracker: people working from home!

Entire opening statement, with the exception of “Thank you," will be stricken from the record

is on the defendants' car.

Bail? We don't need money for bail. Nothing's happened. Relax.

Over here, dear.

I'm sorry. I didn't know it was such an honor to get a visit from you.

That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought out objection. Overruled.

Next time you come into my courtroom, you will look lawyerly.

I don't want to hear commentary, argument or opinion.

Did you say Yukes? Yeah, two Yukes.

I need to fix a hole in the ceiling, my lawn mower won’t start,

Imagine you're a deer.

How can it hurt? If he doesn't ask the right questions, your lawyer will, right?

Hmm. [Lips Smack]

Where’d you go to law school? Brooklyn Academy of Law

The guy we fried last week-

- Well, I suppose. - I'm finished with this guy.

you not only insult me,

The state would like to dismiss all charges

I feel like if I don't get out of here now, I might never be able to leave.

One was the Corvette, which could never be confused with the Buick Skylark.

Hey, Stan, you're in North-fuckin'-Carolina.

I think we get the point

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tires Screech] Got 30 fucking minutes to take a shower,

How do I know that’s not a bunch of ones With a twenty wrapped around it

What kind... What kind of law do you practice?

unless by some miracle, you happen to win this case in the next 90 minutes.

Maybe if you put up some kind of a fight, you could've gotten the case thrown out.

We lawyers — I’m a lawyer — we call that a counteroffer

I think you made your point!

I think you should give it to me.

- Then why didn't you turn it off? - I did turn it off.

I don't see no stars

All over the road

Well, the laws of logic cease to exist in your brain.

' Nothin' like southern hospitality ''

And the way this wait is going I ain’t never getting a bed

so I tried hustling the money, but I got stiffed, so I had to cash in the traveler's checks.

You win case after case, and then afterwards you have to go up to somebody...

Is this an opinion or a fact?

was a hundred percent accurate?

with the exception of “Thank you, will be stricken from the record.

speread it like marley butter worthlessney grind it like it's funeral really grind grind grind it grind it like, worthless worthless worthless mutt worthless mutt i'll give you something to grind.

as to the extent of her expertise in this area,

I could really go for a good nose kickin I’ll be very honest

Don't you wanna know why Trotter gave you his files?

You could say that.

Brown Hazel green

MR. MASTOROS ARE UIU ON DRUGS?

Well, I guess that plan's moot.

Is there any more shit we can pile onto my life??

- There's a cop behind us. - A cop?

What is a yout?

......... thank you

What was he before he was a hockey player? A fuckin’ comedian?

That is a lucid, intelligent, well-thought-out objection. Overruled.

- I don't like your attitude. - What else is new?

[Shouting Continues] Stop the death penalty!

Is that thing Turbocharged?

This is great! So you’re telling me we’re losing all of our players again? Yeah!! Let’s hope the6 leave now so they don’t risk an injury.

Fu*king Jacket!!

I got no more use for this guy.

You will not use that kind of language in my court. You understand me?

That’s what we lawyers, I’m a lawyer We call that a counteroffer

There it is, the case cracker.

There’s a fuckin surprise.

i FIND THIS TO BE DEAD-ON BALLS ACCURATE.

Are you on drugs?

Thank you, Your Honor. Overruled.

I did not come down here just to get jerked off.

The whole team has the flu

There goes the quintessential Norton.

- What about the tuna fish? - Then I forgot about the can of tuna fish.

No, I don't think you do.

are you mocking me with that outfit?

So I wore this ridiculous thing for you.

Uh, do you remember what you had? Eggs and grits.

what caliber bullet was used to murder Jimmy Willis?

You do your own investigating

Hell, we'll get us a deer next time. Okay. Thanks a lot.

He invented the chip? The fuck's chips?

Okay? Thank you very much.

It's not my job. You do your own investigating.

Your courtroom manner may be rather unconventional,

Don't Be Like Mrs. Riley. Know how to avoid vision problems.

Well, there's a fucking surprise

when you can't relate to yutes

[Trotter] Well,

THANK YOU MS LARUE

Alright, alright

But my clients were guilty as hell.

I got a roof that I’m trying to get replaced.

We have to make up. Listen, let's make up, all right?

the defense is entitled to advance notice of any witness who will testify,

X 8s for xiphias

There is no way this is not going to the jury

Uh, yes. Uh, fine, Judge. Fine. Good.

Come on you could say it They know

All I ask is for that one chance.

You get that? The whole gas station was closed

Did he catch you with the tuna fish? Is that how it started?

But it ain't no big deal.

i can get gsm unlocked cheaper.

I’m getting better !

“He just didn’t have enough time. But I proudly subsidize the 300 days he spent at his golf courses.”

' If it ain't none of your business, baby '

to be dead-on balls accurate.

and all our little old ancestors.

Does that hold wadder?

Only if you make EXTRA

Everton You fuckin' up this game or what?

I'm gonna stay in prison tonight. Maybe I'll finally get some sleep. I'm doin' good, huh?

Well, I suppose

' Yeah, there's a lot of good people that are led astray '

are you mocking me

Uh, Your Honor, counsel, members of the jury,

My place. Shit.

Mr. York. That was a lucid, intelligent, well thought out mark out request.

It's a Bullshit Question !! It's Impossible to Answer !!

- [Loud Murmuring] - [Haller] You may stand down now, Mr. Wilbur.

I got no more use for this guy.

It's a word comes down from old England...

So as your eyes have gotten more and more out of whack...

There's nothin' to worry about until there's somethin' to worry about.

Is it possible you just saw two koalas in a green convertible...

He has to, by law! It’s called disclosure, ya dickhead!

Are you guys kidding? An accessory? I didn't help. I didn't plan it.

What else can we can pile on Is there any other shit we can add to the top?

I think I get the point. No I really don’t think you do.

Oh, a counteroffer

Is there any more shit we can pile on to this season?

[Haller] Will you please answer the counselor's question?

AH-AH, DON'T FORGET THIS ONE AND THIS ONE

Once again, the communication Process is broken down

Well, I'm not Jerry Gallo. I'm Jerry Callo.

I'M THINKING OF GETTIN' THICKER GLASSES.

Or you could go to court and watch.

And, while you're replacing one of the jets, you accidentally drop the jet.

Uh huh Is that thing turbo charged?

Oh, yeah, you blend.

There’s a fuckin surprise.

That's a bullshit question. Does that mean that you can't answer it?

I didn't want to cash them in, but I didn't want to bounce a check,

[Phone Keys Tapping]

Does the Defenses Case Hold Water?

' Well, no matter who you are If you’re a peasant or a star '

You must be Stan. How ya doin'?

[Lisa] This is very romantic...

are you sure about that five minutes?!!!

Come on. You could say. It's okay. They know. Doug's going a great job as the coach

I was makin' my breakfast.

Were these magic yurts?

uh-huh that thing turbocharged

' And it's hard to imagine how the flames of passion '

That's right. I just faxed the clerk of New York and asked him what he knew about Jerry Gallo.

Maybe It Was A Bad Time To Bring It Up

Hey, King, You're in Ala-Fuckin'-Bama HEY, KING, YOU'RE IN ALA-FUCKIN'-BAMA

which I know you hate, or this.

It's not my job. You do your own investigating.

Yeah, you think I'm gonna marry you.

Why is it a trick question?

um, what'd you find out?

[DM] That's right. I just printed you off a new character sheet and you said Jerry Gallo

Do you know why you're here? Yeah.

get into their car and drive off like maniacs,

He thinks you should give it to him?

Ooh, sorry. [Chuckles]

The witness is a expert in the field of Peloton

No further questions.

Are you sure about that 5 minute major?

I gotta get up.

Well my father was a mechanic. His father was a mechanic. My mother's father was a mechanic.

the defense, that two sets of guys met up...

If I was in your situation, I'd want to get through this whole thing as quickly...

' Passin' everything in sight '

' The trial of survival '

[Metal Clanging] [Inmates Whistling]

hat is a lucid, intelligent, well-thought-out suggestion. Overruled.

[Man] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure. It's number three and five.

It's ok You can say it

You got it! The case-cracker!