Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You were serious about that?

My at hospital clock is tickin' like this

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Oh my God! What a f’in nightmare

' So he gave her love a chance That's when he found romance '

What is a Toots?

seventeen is just right

I believe you and Lisa played a game of pool for $200 which she won. I'm here to collect.

both defendants, Stanley Rothenstein and William Gambini,

' And he found it pretty soon underneath the southern moon '

No. For me, six times was a charm.

He'll show you they got straight sides.

Don’t forget about KJ Bolden…

in light of Miss Vito's and Mr. Wilbur's testimony,

You will appear more presidential If...you don't fuck up

I'm setting this matter for trial this Monday, February 2, 10:00 a.m.

left by the assailants' car as it fled the convenience store.

Ms. Vito, you can stand down.

No. For me, fifteen times was a charm.

[Chuckles] Have you been made aware of your rights?

You're fuckin' useless.

[Inmates Shouting]

Now that I'm single, I had to get a new will. I did not forget to thank the Co-Signer.

Now, how far were the defendants from you...

Oh, about, uh, six, uh-

he didn't, um- [Sniffling] kill anyone.

The evidence is gonna show that minutes after they entered the Sac-O-Suds,

You know what it's of. Ms. Vito,

' And it's hard to imagine how the flames of passion '

Come on. You could say. It's ok, they know.

I haven’t had a good ass kicking in a while I could use a good ass kicking

Oh, my god, taylor's a fuckin' nightmare!

With all these Other papers...

Why Are Driver Recruiters Not Working Remotely?

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Hey, hey! Little Yankee wuss!

You ever hear of that? Mud in the tires?

I really could.

Hello. This is Judge Chamberlain Haller. Can I speak to the clerk?

But this Judge Malloy was from Brooklyn too.

No self-respecting Southerner uses instant grits

OK. Then here is my counter offer

[Chickens Squawking]

What'd you just say?

His whole case is an illusion, a magic trick.

Your Honor, I respectfully request a full day's continuance to go over all this sh... stuff.

Watching the debate like

No self-respecting Southerner uses Tethrd Grit

Oh, sure, no problem. I could win the case.

Gus isn’t coming to the lake house. There’s a fuckin surprise.

Uh, you know, win some, lose some.

And when they left, what angle was your point of view?

and drive off like the dickens.

What a fucking nightmare

I saw them two boys go into the store.

I THINK I GET THE POINT

No. That's not what they teach you. They teach you contracts, precedents, interpretations.

The court'll take a 60-minute recess for lunch.

are you sure aboutthat five minutes?!!!

Okay, then here's my counteroffer.

Your theory is wrong

Does the defense's case hold water?

' I know a place just over the hill '

Now, how do your clients plead?

No. Nothing like that either.

You think that's what's happening?

I guess the fucking thing is broken

Your Honor, I move to disqualify Miss Vito as a expert witness.

Aiding and abetting? What is that, a major thing?

[Man On Radio] This next one's a WSTT special request.

Now let's get down to the link lock.

SOY LA MAS SEXY Y LA MEJOR DE TODAS

Five minutes. Five minutes? Are you sure?

You're now in contempt of court.

Dead-on Balls Accurate

They know who won!

I jack my dick on your back?

You're being booked for shoplifting. I'm being booked for accessory to shoplifting.

If... you don't fuck up.

Everything that guy just said is bullshit Thank you

Why Are Driver Recruiters Not Working Remotely?

[Electricity Buzzing]

1964 Buick Skylark convertibles.

All rise as the judge leaves.

You get that? The whole store got the flu.

You were serious about those lane markers?

I’m getting better

Thank you. Now, Mr. Tipton, were you wearing them that day?

What kind of equipment did you use to find this out?

Okay, this is 50 feet.

Cocamisi fuck you

HOW'S YOUR CHINESE FOOD?

Yeah, that's it. It's broken.

Oh, no, no, no. In reality.

Boy, that's one hell of an ego you've got.

Commit this heinous crime

AMD to A3 during the 69th ATSP OPT Uh, Everything that guy just said is bullsh*T. Thank you

I’m thinking of getting thicker glasses.

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I bought a suit. You've seen it. Now it's covered in mud.

What was he before he was a lawyer, a fuckin' comedian?

- No. - She never heard of it. She knows everything about cars.

It’s Joey Callo Not Joey Gallo

Uh, Buff, um, how were the meats?

I’m aware of that

I had a friend send a fax to the judge...

Nobody puts baby in the corner

There’s more to fathering than knowing what to say.

[Prisoners Yelling, Shouting] [Alarm Blaring]

You were serious about that?

The Ducey household

Could we get any farther away?

What was he before he was a coach, a fuckin' comedian?

The defense is wrong.

Have you had any murder cases before?

[Quietly] You want me to come all the way?

Is there any more shit we can pile on Is there any more shit we can pile on

Well, I expect he's done burglary, grand theft auto, drugs. Right, Vin?

No. I'm-I'm just trying to explain.

IT'S A BULLSHIT OBJECTION

- Why? Is that a big deal? - Aidin' and abettin'.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. How many times did you say that spontaneous is romantic?

I don’t know, suicide, death.

' From emotions that his heart has felt '

Uh, Sheriff Farley, um, what'd you find out?

- What happened? Rear-ended? - No. I fell.

Murder. Ma. Ma, please-

' There's a lot of good people who are led astray '

what da think? i could use a good ass kicking ... i'll be be very hones with you.

Wearing a mask is a sign of mutual respect during the Corona virus pandemic

- [Animal Screeches Loudly] - What the fuck is that?

When your liberal friends complain about the election so you reply with Trump won

I want a wedding in church with bridesmaids and flowers.

And I mean you comb your hair and wear a suit and tie.

I'm not Joey Gallo! I'm Joey Callo! C-A-L-L-O

Is that thing Turbocharged?

the 1963 Pontiac Tempest.

Can we use any attorney? I think so.

They're the same size and model tire. Anything else, sir?

Nobody pulls the wool over the eyes of a Gambini

They're readin' glasses.

[Jacket Flutters]

I also took a sample of the rubber from the rear tires...

I’v got no more use for this guy

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

When Chelsea Buys Bitcoin

' But I'll tell ya somethin', brother When you're dealin' with your feelings '

I haven't had to go to court yet.

Uh uh uh… don’t forget about air ball…

How many fingers am I holding up?

Bobby's dead Uh, okay

Once again the communication process is broken down.

What is a euth?

You don’t know the answer!

Thanks for nothing cunt hunt

I don't wanna do this. Hey, I don't blame you.

What's wrong with you? I don't want to do this.

I think I get the point !

I could use a good ass kicking I'll be very honest with you

Why is that? Well, it's a lot of procedure. That's all.

Hey. I know I was in jail. I don't need you to point it out to me, okay?

IS THERE ANY MORE SHIT WE COULD POSSIBLY PILE ON?

that at 9:30 in the morning of January 4,

admitted, then recanted, their testimony to the sheriff of Beechum County. [Thunder Rumbling]

When you just tryna get ya nut and she sayin BOTTOM TEXT

Now, we're gonna be asking you to return a verdict...

It’s a bullshit question. It’s impossible to answer.

what would the correct ignition timing be on a 1955 Bel Air Chevrolet...

Seven bushes. Seven bushes. So, what do you think?

Oh, a counteroffer

It’s a stink.

Once again The communication process has broken down

Would you like me to explain?

You saw what happened in there. You want to stay with him after that?

I think you're gonna be really great.

Nah i think we’ll just go with elf on the shelf

“What Is A Grit Anyways?”

ummm, she's acceptable, your honor

Imagine you're a pine nut farmer

Honestly? I think that once you're out there, and you're doing your thing out there,

Is there any more shit we can pile on

Does this ever happen at work?

Mr York: That was a lucid, intelligent, well thought out mark out request.

Three minutes, no more.

Unlock the gate!

but, uh, have you ever worked as a mechanic?

Um, what’d you find out?

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I don't know I'm a fast cook, I guess

The kind used by Caltech high-energy physicists and NASA engineers.

um sheriff farley….um….how’s the evening going?

Gimme this! Fuck you!

Are you on drugs

- So now I practice law under my legally changed stage name. - What name is that?

and the way this case is goin', I ain't never gettin' married!