Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

lookin' through this dirty window,

But two faded green 1964 Buick Skylark convertibles?

Well, we don't have any serial killers in Beechum County.

they thought they were getting arrested for, uh, shoplifting a can of tuna.

you were serious about dat?

What is a "Ute"?

So, um, why don't you just tell me your side of the story?

' But I'll tell ya somethin', brother When you're dealin' with your feelings '

You've got mud in your tires

I could use a good ass kicking

O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O YOL..I.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.

[Bill] We were friends at NYU.

But other than that, I feel pretty good.

Did Stan try to stop you at any time?

If he let me look at his files- Oh, boy.

And? Well, I hate to bring it up,

Okay. But does being an ex-mechanic necessarily...

He's gonna call back after 3:00.

dead-on balls accurate.

[Sizzling Continues] [Vinny] Excuse me.

- They was runnin' out, got into the car and drove off. - [Mouthing Words]

I say it'd be cheaper to get it fixed...

Ala-fuckin-bama

how many fingers am I holding up now?

If you kick the shit out of me?

I want Matilda ... to do the training

when you saw them entering the Sac-O-Suds?

Commits a hi-e-nuss crime

I swear to God, I do not need this right now, okay?

Well, my father was a mechanic. His father was a mechanic.

Uh, Sheriff Farley.. What'd you find out?

Very, very little.

Look how you're lookin' at me. Look how you're... What is that look supposed to mean?

Westeinder - Chess society Geen 6 - 0 .......

All right. Bye.

- I would love to hear this! - So would I.

Vinny Bag-o-donuts, how are you?

That is a lucid, intelligent, well-thought-out observation

The whole store has got the flu

just to refresh the court's memory,

How you like it? Regular, delta, or omicron?

Was this a magic ice cube?

I'm not jerking you off. I'm not doing anything.

The jury will please disregard counsel's entire opening statement.

He's my friend. [Chuckles]

"You Get That? The Whole Store Got The Flu."

Now, the evidence against you is pretty strong.

No. I mean- I mean, it wasn't planned out. You know, it just happened.

Know what, Lisa? Who wants to marry you anyway?

A sweet, innocent, harmless, leaf-eatin', doe-eyed, little deer.

You Got a Problem wit DAT?!!

My mother- the way her health is right now-

The output, speed and rank all where we would expect them...

- What? - At what point did you shoot the clerk?

Hold up your right hand. Do you swear to tell the truth,

Do you popsicle no is disgusting

McCoys is wrong!

Don't be afraid. Just shout 'em right out when you know.

And what name did you tell him? Jerry Gallo.

No self-respecting Southerner puts marshmallows on sweet potatoes

No self-respecting Southerner uses instant grits or tea

Is there any more shit we could pile on to the top ?

And these are photos of the tire marks...

' Will burn till your soul will melt '

But Vin, you graduated from law school six years ago. What’ve you been doing since? Studying for the bar.

Does the Defense’s case hold water? No. The Defense is wrong!

Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit...

It's a screen. A screen!

Time for New classes

How do I know that's not a bunch of ones with a 20 wrapped around it?

That's a Bullshit Question No, It's a Trick Question

the tweet is wrong!

What was he before he was a basketball player, a fu$kin' comedian?

Everything that guy just said Is bullshit…. Thank you

There’s a fucking surprise

on a '63 Pontiac Tempest...

What else is new?

I'd sure like to get a look at your files

DA' BIG GUY IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OMG, WHAT A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

Aidin' and abettin'.

what are you wearin?

Your in Ala-Fuckin-Bama Put your hood on it’s time to vote

Why didn't you ask them any questions? Questions?

Did you fall in your place or somebody else's?

I'm going with option B: kicking your ass and collecting $200.

Almost 16 years.

Shirley, can you xerox all the files...

Nope. For me 6 times was a charm

' Get out on the highway headin' down it my way '

- How about if I just kick your ass? - Oh, a counteroffer.

[Player] did you say Jerry Gallo? [DM] Yes I did.

I would love to hear this! So would I

' They better get their heads together or they're gonna slap leather '

Nothing? We're getting pulled over, aren't we? You stole something. You're finished.

Do I have to kill you? What if I was just to kick the ever-lovin' shit out of ya?

[Whistling Dixie]

You guys hear about the ongoing COVID problem in the country?

[DM] You're a dead man. [Player] I'm a dead man?

Cocamisi fuck you

I should have asked you a long time ago for these pictures.

I’d like to, uh, voi dire the witness

[Tires Screech]

Is it possible that the 200 youts...

You paid for the groceries.

What's wrong with you?

Did You Say Yute? - Yeah, Fountain of yute

Entire opening statement, with the exception of “Thank you,"will be stricken from the record

' I thought she was thin I thought she was fat '

Except that the only store you could buy a new suit in has got the flu.

Some days are like this

No objection, Your Honor.

- They were. - Thank you, Ms. Vito.

I'm not Joey "Gallo" I'm Joey "CALLO!"

once again the communication process has broken down.

I'm not Joey Gallo I'm Jerry Callo

i FINED THE ARTICLE TO BE DEAD-ON BALLS ACCURATE.

Chicken hamburger

Is this the car?

Uh-uh, don’t forget this one and this one.

Are you on drugs?

Excuse me. You guys down here... heard about the ongoing cholesterol problem?

HOW DO I KNOW THATS NOT A BUNCH OF ONES WITH A 20 WRAPPED AROUND IT?

Well, in what way are you qualified?

We-We've been arrested.

What, you're not gonna marry me now? No way.

[Birds Chirping, Twittering]

Me at 5am Oxford Iowa

Shut up. We think they're trying to set us up as patsies, Ma.

' Or givin' up on how she felt '

Shit, Stan. I don't want to fire him. I mean, he's family, you know.

[Pigs Squealing]

taken by my fiancée outside the Sac-O-Suds.

I already got myself sent to jail twice.

Bail will be set at $200,000. [Gavel Raps]

You’re fired I want him!

WOO-HOO, BREAK EVEN

Since I was six.

' Will burn till your soul will melt '

Dead On Balls Accurate

It's a bullshit question. It's impossible to answer.

' So they change the game ' [Engine Knocking]

[Chuckles] Nice to see you.

um, she's acceptable, Your Honor.

Andrew Cuomo 2020!

' The notch in the Bible belt '

Nah I think I’ll just go with the unemployment

[Spectators Murmuring]

I find it hard to believe that this kind of information...

What's that? You know you have to disclose all your evidence to me.

Vinny bagodonuts! How are ya?!

Famous for your mud? How's your Chinese food?

That's what we lawyers- I'm a lawyer- We lawyers call that a counteroffer

Is there anymore shit we can pile on

Only if there’s EXTRA April

This fucking jacket

I guess the fuckin thing is broken

You're welcome. I hope we can do it again sometime.

and then, in a most cowardly fashion, shootin' the clerk in the back.

to drop his guard so that I can finesse a little information out of him.

that had positraction and independent rear suspension...

Daily Kos... I think you should give it to me

That's quite a story. [Laughs] Yeah.

Nobody could answer that question.

Goddamn it. Just calm down.

Your Honor, may I have permission to treat Ms. Vito as a hostile witness?

My cousin Vinny

You're the jury. It's your job to decide who's telling the truth.

[Whispering Continues]

IU COULD STILL FUCK THINGS UP

"Hey, Stan, You're In Ala-Fuckin'-Bama."

kerry toyne and sue bain. norma toyne and sue money.

That's part of it.

of any Vincent Gambini ever trying any case in the entire state of New York.

oh, whatta you a fuckin professional photographer?

Are Jew suuure?

They was kinda walkin' away from me.