Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

AIDING AND ABETTING? WHAT IS THAT? A MAJOR THING?

i'm finished with this guy.

Oh, what are you, a fucking dick engineer?

You can stand down.

Now, Mrs. Riley....... Because your former fun colleague knew you would need something to make you laugh when you realize your new colleagues are duds

- What is a yout? - Oh. Excuse me, Your Honor.

no, you’re wrong

' Whoo-hoo-hoo ♪

Here's some for 37 cents. Here's some for 32.

[Clears Throat]

State of the Union Address Response

WERE THESE MAGIC GRITS?

which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark.

No. They didn't have enough time.

How much would an attorney cost? A decent one? $50,000. $100,000.

- I twisted it just right. - How could you be so sure?

I got no more use for this guy

Are you on drugs?

Murray Godwin Are you mocking me?

Is it possible?

Famous for your craft beer? How's your mexican chicken?

Hmm. [Laughing]

Everything that guy just said is bulls***. Thank you.

Actually, it was a good learning experience for me.

Y'all come back and see us anytime now. I'll see ya. I'll see ya.

What was he before he was a basketball player, a fuckin' comedian?

Did you say Joey Gallo? Yes I did.

And there was this very prominent stage actor in New York. His name was Vincent Gambini.

[Grunts] This fucking jacket!

AIDING AND ABETTING? WHAT IS THAT? A MAJOR THING?

You're gonna then hear the testimony of the three eyewitnesses...

can you tell me...

Don't be afraid. Just shout 'em right out when you know.

Have they always been that thick?

' And it's hard to imagine how the flames of passion '

' And if you love him '

Everything that swoogin just said is bullshit! Thank you!

Are you sure about that four minutes? I don't know....

Are you sure about that 15 minutes?!

What is my suit doin' in the trunk?

I think you should give it to em

Committed this “high-ein-nous” crime...

I'm, uh... I'm really scared.

' She had plans to seduce him If she could, she would loosen '

breaking out the work clothes.....

What is a grit anyways?

Leaves. Leaves!

What is a 'linguistic'???

Jaguar Fans After Ohio State , Clemson Game

No, you’re wrong

Bailiff, please take Mr. Gambini into custody. His bail will be set at $200.

What is it with you with that mouth? Shut up!

Okay, you're helping. We'll use your pictures.

Rocky’s Be Like…

Maybe I'll just start with you. We'll let him sleep a little bit.

You’re a dead man

Mrs. Riley, are those two young men present in the courtroom today? Yes, sir, they are.

Look, maybe I could have handled the preliminary a little better, okay? I admit it.

Breakfast? Ya think?

The whole store got the flu

And is there any way in the world...

That's quite a story

The state would like to dismiss all charges

Except that the only store you could buy a new suit in has got the flu.

I’m gettin’ better

You'd have to say "Thankyou"

I shot the clerk?

I'm not jerry callo i'm jerry gallo

[Spectators Murmuring]

oh there's a fuckin' surprise.

Old Guys After Shooting At a Deer

Oh, theres a fuckin’ surprise…

Wouldn't I be better off serving justice by puttin' the guilty in jail?

Well I guess that plan’s moot.

' Whoo-hoo-hoo '

I'm not Joey Gallo I'm Joey Callo

Ah, here's a good one of the tire marks.

Holy Shit! YOU GOT IT, HONEY! YOU DID IT! THE CASE-CRACKER!!!

I think I get the point

you're supposed to be some kinda expert in automobiles- Is that correct?

these are photos of tires...

A .357 magnum revolver was found in their possession.

- This is your opinion? - It's a fact.

Now, Mrs. Riley... and only Mrs. Riley...

You’re welcome

And sometimes there's a big guy named Bubba no one wants to tangle with.

Don't shake your head, I'm not done yet

What is grit anyway? Sure, sure I’ve heard of them

There it is the case cracker

I'll leave quietly, no grudges.

I got my pictures back. Oh, good.

What is a "yout"? -Oh I'm sorry your honor, "UTE".

' That believe true love is dead '

You From Ala F**kin Bam

You win all your cases, but with somebody else's help, right?

and the right tire mark stays flat and even?

They didn’t teach ya that at FSU tailgates either!?

I’m not coming to zoom. Oh there’s a fucking surprise.

Where's Stan? Uh, Stan. He's not comin'... Stan.

I think we may get a confession.

ARE YOU IN FAVOR OF LAW AND ORDER

Excuse me, but I think a modicum of gratitude would not be out of line here.

What else is new?

WHAT IS THIS RUSTY, DUSTY, DIRTY LOOKING THING ALL OVER YOUR TL?

Mrs. Riley and ONLY Mrs. Riley...

Bring it See it

' You get a little lazy Afterwards you're crazy '

Is the password shared by JT, the same password you used to register?!

You guys hear about the ongoing cholesterol problem in the country?

Yeah Keep bailing me out

Not to mention your... severe autism.

Is there anymore shit that we could pile on to the top of this case?!

I explained it to you already. It’s just procedure. I'm bound to fuck up a little.

I'm thinking of gettin' thicker glasses.

I’d like to have a third goal.

what is it with you and that tucci?!?!

[Vinny] Is it possible that two separate cars...

Listen, Vin. I-

so that they appear to have everything a brick should have.

I have a fax here from the clerk of New York.

Did it ever occur to you it could be turned off and drip at the same time?

to escort Ms. Vito to the witness stand please?

The case cracker honey! Hunter in the shower!

[Laughing, Whistling]

About 50 feet. Oh, now, do you think that's close enough...

did you say "yutes"?

What the fuck is your problem?

IT'S A BULLSHIT QUESTION. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO ANSWER.

The way you handled that judge. Oh, you are a smooth talker!

Well, if you turned it off, why am I listening to it?

It’s impossible to answer.

My house and stuff. House and stuff.

No more questions.

Noma does the basement hold water

[Woman] Then I heard two loud bangs like firecrackers.

I think I get the point.

Did you say yout? Yeah, songs of your yout

Or perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your green

Coronavirus 2020

WHAT IS THIS RUSTY, DUSTY, DIRTY LOOKING THING OVER YOUR TL?

So whattya tellin me…that you’re intolerant of gluten?

Joe Biden and The Alphabet Gang

OMG, WHAT A FUCKING NIGHTMARE

What kind of heads? I don't know.

Mrs. Riley... Because your former fun colleague knew you’d need a laugh when you realize your new colleagues are duds.

[People Shouting]

However, in 1964,

[Screeching] [Door Closing]

That one kid who thinks everyone's on drugs.

You like competition too? Makes things kind of fun, doesn't it?

Have you Been Drinking

because you got enough pressure on you already, but...

Take your time. Choose the right words. Get back to me when you’re ready.

Come on, Skip--you can say it It's Okay--we all know

[Insects Chirping] [Vehicles Passing]

Dead-on balls accurate?

You get that? The WHole gas station was closed

Yep. Yeah, we're famous for our mud.

Don't shake your head. I'm not done yet.

Uh-huh. How long you been in that position?

You could say that.

I pray that I may never see the desert again. Hear me, God.

[Groaning] Oh, honey, move.

Im wearing, uh, clothes

' But he was wrapped up in his work and actin' like a jerk '

as they do in the rest of the country.

It’s called disclosure You dickhead

[Dog Barking In Distance]

Chris Wallace about Trump

Is that it? No, there's more.

- What is a grit anyways? - It's made out of corn. Them hominy grits.

So obviously, it takes you five minutes to make breakfast.

Trump Responding

What am I gonna wear? What are you gonna hunt?

You guys hear about the Ongoing cholesterol problem in the country

What…what’s this over here?

OH MY GOD, WHAT A FUCKIN' NIGHTMARE!

Excuse me. You guys down here... hear about the ongoing cholesterol problem in this country?

The whole store got the flu.

go directly to trial, skip that and get a dismissal. [Trotter Chuckles]

Look, let's say he asks all the possible questions, right?

[Handset Settles In Cradle]

What do you think now, dear?

Well, that would certainly explain the hostility.

World traveller

So, what's your problem? My problem is...

Hey Les Bowen Hahaha

You gonna kick the shit outta me now?