Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Laughs] Me? What about you?

APRIL PLEASE MAKE EXTRA

that’s quite a (bullshit) story

I got 2 mothers in the ER. A Broken back. Dementia. Lock downs. Dysfunctional families. Liver disease. No job. No money. Allergic to my own cats. Laundry out the ass!. Beat that Vinny

I'M THINKING OF GETTIN' THICKER GLASSES.

I don't want to hear explanations. The State of Alabama has its procedure.

[Lisa] All right.

my career, your life, our marriage, and let me see, what else can we pile on? Is there any more SHIT we can pile on to the top Is it possible?!

Come on. You could say. It’s ok. They know.

as an expert in automobiles? It doesn't.

Well, perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist at Three Rivers Stadium

Are you on drugs

I was just resting... Not wearing a coat or tie.

[Spectators Murmuring]

Is there any more shit we could pile on to the top of the outcome of this case?

I’d like to have a third goal

He offers to have his secretary copy everything for me.

' Was a little tender lovin' care '

Four uncles on my father's side are mechanics.

- You have anything to add? - Thing? What thing?

Listen. Uh, what's the story with this incredibly, remarkably,

- I'm holdin' you in contempt of court. - There's a fuckin' surprise.

Uh-uh. Don’t forget this one and this one!

- My clients are... - What are you wearin'?

I'm doing a favor here, you know? You're gettin' me for nothing, ya little fuck.

Now didn't I tell you next time you appear in the oval office that you dress appropriately?

You get your clothes on I’ll get your fucking shoes

No more games for you

You get that? The whole flow of coins got the Covid.

No I hate him...

But I want you to know, Stan, he had nothing to do with it.

Well, I understand, but, you know, what are your alternatives?

You're fired. I want HIM!

I'm not Joey "Gallo" I'm Joey "CALLO!"

holds the lives of two innocent kids,

Wait till you hear the whole thing so you can understand this now.

I wore this ridiculous face mask.....for you

Thanks a lot cunt hunt!

MR. MASTOROS ARE YOU ON DRUGS?

[Laughs] I love this! That's it!

Uh-huh. Is that thing turbocharged? [Laughter]

[Clanging Continues]

Don't think being from New York you're gonna get special treatment.

Very impressive. She's cute too, huh?

Maybe we should make sure. Let's check it out.

Let me see. This is a tough decision you give me here.

They're gonna nuke this guy Norton this weekend.

That's one hell of an ego you've got...

Ten? [Laughing]

You know, you raggin' on me is not gonna give me any great spontaneous knowledge.

You know, this could be a sign of things to come.

No. I mean, he was-

Is that it? No, there's more.

I don't see no stars I don't see no stars

It’s a bullshit question. You can’t have too many fruit snacks!

What was he before he was a hockey player? A fuckin’ comedian?

Win Some Lose Some

and is being called to rebut the testimony of George Wilbur.

And you, Mr. Gambini-

No, sir. It's very unusual.

I could use a good ass kickin’

#Madden20 was WRONG

Only on the floor models.

No. It is a trick question.

versus William Robert Gambini and Stanley Marcus Rothenstein.

Oh my god, what a fucking nightmare!

Yeah. They peeled away. Car was all over the road. Thank you, sir.

Did you say slurp juices? Yeah, two slurp juices

' Every time you're up they try to bring you down '

I asked where the new guys were, and they brought me right here.

I get a little nervous sometimes. I’m gettin’ better.

I shot the clerk?

I asked him again, and again he said, "I shot the clerk."

Not my job Do you own investigatin'

[Man] Hey, Tom!

Are you sure about that half hour?!

and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

I think you made your point!

My AT HOSPITAL clock Is tickin like this

You get that? Declan’s got the flu.

That’s what we lawyers, I’m a lawyer, we lawyers call that a counteroffer

with the rear tires of the defendants' car.

as an expert in bloodstains? it doesn't.

You were just ready to eat, and you heard a gunshot. That's right. I'm sorry.

Maybe you didn't twist it hard enough.

Every day, you've got to learn

That's half the distance.

DRAMATIC BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW THE ANSWER!

Oh. What are you, a fuckin' world traveler?

Can you participate in an endeavor in which the ultimate decision might be death by electrocution?

According to the Media.... The Whole World Got the Flu

I don't know. I suppose. I mean, I'm a man's man. I could go deer huntin'.

There's only the two of us here.

You’re welcome

Linus tech tips is dead! I'm Linus dick tips.

BP email rambling Sunday monring

I wanted to win my first case without any help from anybody.

Something? Enough to-

I’m going wit option B And collecting $200

[Vinny] Thank you.

Seems logical now

THAT'S A LOT OF STUDYING

Are you still sure about those shares of mmtlp

verloren van chess society .....

Over 60 years, maybe 10 times.

It goes out to Ernestine from Charles Weaver with a big old hug and kiss.

Nice hat boy I want to spit on it

I asked him if he did it and he said "I shot the clerk."

I won my first case. You know what this means.

I'm doin a favor here ya know. You're gettin me for nothin ya little fuck

Your Honor, my clients didn't do anything.

Can't you tell they don't have Chinese restaurants around here?

Are you on drugs?

I mean, I'll learn it as I go. Learn as you go?

Oh there’s a fuckin’ surprise

stag’s leap artemis? what is that, a major thing?

the whole country got covid-19

Now, in the '60s, there were only two other cars made in America...

And, uh, he was found innocent and set free,

I'd like to speak to you in my chambers.

[Tires Squealing]

It's a simple procedure. You heard what the judge said.

James harden World traveler

IT'S A BULLSHIT QUESTION.

You get that? The whole store got covid

A sweet, innocent, harmless, leaf-eatin', doe-eyed, little deer

What do you think of Maddie?

If you will look in the manual, you will see that this particular model faucet...

Who did the Big Dread Machine pickup? Joey Callo? Nope, Joey Gallo! G-A-L-L-O!

Were these magic grits?

Yeah. Think that was a smart move?

[Haller] Mr. Gambini, your witness.

"I'm Thinking Of Gettin' Thicker Glasses."

We actually have a chance of winning this week .

We gonna fight now?

On there's a F***** Surprise

Maybe it's broken. Is that what you're saying? It's broken?

Your verdict is gonna depend...

not for me it isn’t

but I gotta tell ya- you're one hell of a trial lawyer.

wheelbase and wheel track as the '64 Skylark, and that was...

How Do I Know That's Not A Bunch Of Ones With A 20 Wrapped Around It?

He has to give you a list of all his witnesses. You can talk to all his witnesses.

NICK REFLECTS ON HOW MUCH MAX SPENDS AT HIS SHOP

The magician with the ponytail? Right.

He found out? Yeah.

Think that's it. Don't they have any generics here?

There's nothin' to worry about. There might be.

He'll show them to you in a very special way...

' All the way from Nashville to New Orleans '

This is not the forum to be cavalier.

Well perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your road

- I react harshly when you don't. - You should.

were both cars available...

then leave... then two different men drive up in a similar-

Everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you.

so in the worm’s “brain”…..so i can hone in on your central thesis here….you read beerbelly as mcbelly….thought of the halloween tape….then thought of the 8-track jeb stuart what-have-you

Okay, I'll be here.

You want a turkey yeah

Project Matterhorn Motto

Let's go. [Man #2] Yeah, what you want, Junior?

My feelings today, one of my favorite movies

I'm a piece of shit 'cause I can't figure out a way for you to help?

You realize you're still under oath?

OH, A COUNTEROFFER

Oh, Your a smooth Talk er

' Mind your business ' Where is he from?

Two hundred dollars.

SOY LA MAS SEXY Y LA MEJOR DE TODAS SOY EL MEJOR

ya know win some lose some

What the fuck is that?

May we approach the bench, please? [Haller] If you wish.

Has this ever happend at you workplace?

Uh... Good choice.

Look, it's either me or them. You're gettin' fucked one way or the other. [Laughs]

“You get that? The whole hospital is on Vacation!”

Stop the death penalty!

[Train Whistle Blowing] [Loud Rumbling]

Come on. You could say. It's okay. They know.

Oh. Gee, thanks.

THE COURT OF BEECHUM COUNTY IS NOW IN SESSION

It’s a bullshit question but colony wars is the correct starting deck

An idiot that wants to hang his Dewalt tools on a peg board,

No self-respectin worker wears pants nowadays

the Sac-O-Suds convenience store in Wahzoo City.

I'd like to, uh, voir dire...

the Buick that the defendants were driving made those tire tracks?

' That believe true love is dead '

Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure.

If, you don't fu*k up!

A little? You got thrown in jail. Twice.

You're supposed to be done kinda expert Is that correct?

In the words of Jerry Gallo (or was it Callo?)

And Who is that? who is blake dunn?

that two boys who fit the defendants' description...

You knew you could score late, didn’t you Vin?

What else could we pile on?

Making fiends making fiend’s vendettas always make

He wanted his son to follow in his footsteps, but he became a musician or something.