HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
has been canceled due to confusion.
This is absurd! I did not have relations in that closet!
[Dings]
- Bart! - [Swallowing] Uh, Mrs. K?
- Hey! Does this mean that Mrs. Krabappel is a virgin too? - [Nelson] Ha!
- To poor decisions. - Hear! Hear!
- Can't it wait till I retire? - Um- [Clears Throat]
[Skinner] Bart Simpson, report to the principal's office immediately!
Sordid, public, sexual congress!
We’ve released the Oscar nominees list. Willy hears ya. Willy don’t care.
Obviously, you two have no experience causing a scene.
- I'll get it. - [Rings]
Chris hears ya. Chris don't care.
And stand by to resume learning in five...
[Softly] I didn't. I just wanted to leave.
- Skinner! - Uh- Superintendent Chalmers!
Usually, it's just soup for one, salad for one, wine for three.
I know where we can hole up for a while.
[Beeping]
- We'll blast them out with music. - [Brakes Hissing]
Don't stop, Beaver. You're so close!
No. You get off of my school.
- What are you getting at? - You've spent your whole life following orders.
Oh, I'm not the kind of magician who does tricks.
[Skinner On P.A.] And, finally...
Excuse me, Edna. I don't think we're talking about love here.
## [Romantic Strings]
because no one, anywhere, ever...
Jupiter Crystal Power! Make Up!
Where's the bathroom?
(fat kid moaning, whimpering) CatNap, how come you’re not sick?