Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It all started in 1941, when Good Housekeeping featured a photo of a lovely cake.
As you know, Bart, your permanent record will one day...
Okay, crew. Set your faces to stunned.
Beautiful colors. Never has- [Muffled]
[Groaning] Ugh!
ButJanie told me that Principal Skinner and Bart's teacher, Mrs. What's-Her-Name?
[Cheering]
Uhh… this is a magic IBM PC!
(YM children moaning, groaning)
I gotta barf! (Munchy retches)
I've been exiled, persecuted, establishmentiglized and left all alone with absolutely no defense. When she thinks of what Bart did, she's gonna go a little bit intense!
I'd fall for a woman just like Mother.
I'm going to step out for a few minutes, class. Martin, you're in charge.
- Mm-hmm. - [Clears Throat]
To be the chosen one or not to be. Whether tis known I am dying, I am dead meat. You were teaching me so many very important things that I need to know especially when we're gonna be very crass.
- So. - Mm-hmm?
Mm-hmm. I'm used to humiliation. But not in front of a crowd that size.
D'oh! [Screams]
[Chuckles] I think we both know the answer to that.
- Hmm. - [Snapping]
and tell every man, woman and child that I love Edna Krabappel!
I am a virgin.
Now Spike's scoring off me. oh that is it!
- Bart's gonna marry the teacher! - Where are you registered, Simpson?
"Fine. Stay in the school. We don't want you to come out."
We have barricaded ourselves in the school...
Eh, I gave my oysters to Bubbles.
- [Feedback Squealing] - ## [Piano]
- I'm a mathemagician! - [Groaning]
Everyone was miserable. Call the midwife! Tabby or no tabby. My pregnant wife died.
That's the best you can do?
That was more than I wanted to know.
Oh, Edna, I hope this siege never ends.