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- I don't know. I don't think it's important. - Yeah.
## [Dixieland]
As you know, Bart, your permanent record will one day disqualify you from all but the hottest and noisiest jobs.
[Skinner] I hear reading!
[Vomiting] - [Children Shrieking]
Bart, if life has taught me one lesson repeatedly, it's to know when I'm beaten.
I want one and all to join me in celebrating...
Oh, that's for sure!
or you two will be out of here so fast your mortarboards will spin!
That's why I love elementary school, Edna.
[Both Laughing]
- [Groans] - Mrs. Krabappel...
I was in the library at the time.
(LAUGHTER)
- [Murmuring] - Shh!
[Sherri And Terri] What's going on, huh?
I told you we should've served cake instead of oysters!
[Clicks Tongue, Exhales] Well, everyone...
- But-but- I wasn't- - And here. Take this with you.
Aaaaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaaah!
Why on earth is that moo moo acting mad? You seriously had no idea why. Can we go? Thank the hecking god.
- Okay. That one. - No!
Doing "it!" "It!" "It!"
Eh, I gave my oysters to the cat.
Where's the bathroom?