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I want one and all to join me in celebrating...
Eh, I gave my oysters to the cat.
That's why I love elementary school, Edna.
- I don't know. I don't think it's important. - Yeah.
(LAUGHTER)
Bart, if life has taught me one lesson repeatedly, it's to know when I'm beaten.
[Clicks Tongue, Exhales] Well, everyone...
[Skinner] I hear reading!
- [Groans] - Mrs. Krabappel...
Doing "it!" "It!" "It!"
Where's the bathroom?
Why on earth is that moo moo acting mad? You seriously had no idea why. Can we go? Thank the hecking god.
Oh, that's for sure!
Aaaaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaaah!
[Sherri And Terri] What's going on, huh?
- Okay. That one. - No!
- [Murmuring] - Shh!
I was in the library at the time.
- But-but- I wasn't- - And here. Take this with you.
[Both Laughing]
As you know, Bart, your permanent record will one day disqualify you from all but the hottest and noisiest jobs.
## [Dixieland]
or you two will be out of here so fast your mortarboards will spin!
I told you we should've served cake instead of oysters!
[Vomiting] - [Children Shrieking]