Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You better stay away from him.

...you! - Shut up, picante pants!

I don't think Kyle likes you, Ms. Lopez.

I don't think J. Lo would like it very much if we signed this new girl.

- Yo, driver! Stupid driver! - Yes, ma'am, where to?

Get a what with who?

J. Lo, can we get a picture of you with the kids?

- I make you hot, Ben? - Yeah.

Gentlemen, we have ourselves a hit.

I'm gonna ring her pretty, little neck.

I'm Madiee from Wisconsin

Whatever floats your boat, Picante pants

You can ask my special guest, Ms. Jennifer Lopez!

All right, students, members of the school board,

Just a second, I'm trying to hear.

- What's the matter? - I can't handle it any more.

Holy geez, wow, there's Ben Affleck, too!

Who's Mitch Conner?

You're not actually buying this crap, are you?

That's what you said about me, asshole!

Believe it or not, her name is Jennifer Lopez.

A great day tomorrow, tomorrow...

- Ben, I would love to! - No!

I... I'm not who you think I am.