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Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
You wanna know what really gets my dick hard Is helping out my friends
lt's the Catalina Wine Mixer!
Jeff
Okay now the tuxedos seem a bit fucked up
My throat's sore I've had a sore throat for a month and a half
-Oh' the Christmas presents. -Νo, gυys-- Νo, no, don't--
. ..l am gonna pleasυre myself to the image of yoυ doing that to Derek.
Νo, I know. Yoυ said you woυldn't get mad.
Now the emo jokes seem kind of fucked up
The only trick is is that Brennan's very...
Dane Cook, pay-per-view, 20 minutes. Let's go!
I'm gonna take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap. ..
Theres food in your bowl What if I run out?
Yoυ got a really dope front lawn here.
I'm dropping unstable 4.0 before '25 don't you do it, don't you dare do it
I think I might be able to help with the "PANW" "PAM" dilemma
I'm Brennan.
Phone in the world is Ralph
That is offensive.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Actually, I have the opposite of a problem
But I want to love you
When people answer the phone the first time i call
-Ηey. -Ηey.
Look I
Well' certainly when his father and I split, that was difficυlt for him.
I'm not gonna call him Dad.
Brennan! You're alive! Oh, my God.
Just kept going, and it made a sound. lt was embarrassing.
-What? -Ηe gets in my face . ..
And this hoυse sucks ass.
Gotta really fresh Entryway here
That's cute.
Eat shit Darrell
Are you saying Bill or Mill
"Mom, here's how it works... I troll the Kentucky forum and then lay claim to being class when they come at me.
Fuck You, James! Fuck You!
Please' stop calling me Mr. Doback.
Got a really fresh Entryway here
You sound insane, do you realize that? You should be medicated.
We strictly do Busty Asians, sir.
-Νo! -Okay.
RDF Global
You geriatric fuck!
Drake the fuck outta everything, mein Dommel
Investors? Possibly Me!
Okay, now the Mahomes thing seems kind of fucked up
Don’t mess with my nutt Matthew
What poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?
I'm just saying' I think yoυ gotta think about yoυr options.
Eat Shit City and Barcelona
Okay, now Bill Belichick in CFB seems a little fucked up
What do you want? This is my online poker time
Every time I cum I produce a quart
What’s up with you man
We could bicker about this all night but what’s done is done
Well they said the same about Stevenson but wheather it was a rumor or not unconfirmed... And then U.N Owen or by a slight stretch of fancy... Unknown Owen!
-Rape! Rape! Rape! -Stop it! Stop! Stop.
Even better. We got the water DUI when we’re 40.
Mac does not appear in this episode at all
I told you! I told yoυ!
are you guys gonna invest or not?
Yoυ know what's amazing? They're not that noticeable
This Saints game is horseshit
BUT he didn’t really say that, he said ‘stop being a dinosaur and get a fucking job’
Listen' I'm sick of being all coy and bashful, Dale. Okay?
WHEN HE CUM IN 2MINS WHAT HE FUCKING FUCK!?
Listen gang, don't be mad at harley for ruining the chat. And possibly the evening.
. ..in any way whatsoever.
I know. I know. it's too mυch.
gANG, DON'T GET MAD AT ROBBIE FOR RUINING THE BART SIMPSON REFERENCES, AND POSSIBLY QUORDLE.
Okay now taking Stribling in the 130s seems kind of fucked up
How I feel after a 1-4 start To my 2022 Fantasy League
I have a weakness For sweets
Every time I come I produce a quart
I don’t have to swear to sh*t
Fuck you marriott Fuck you
YOU’RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY. WHAT POEM IS THAT FROM? IS THAT TONY BONES?
Ηe sang a song from an old pirate musical.
-What's in the--? Couch pillows? -Couch pillows.
That was a terrible idea! Why'd you let us do that?!
Amor I’m doing this because I love you Fuck you
"Chris' I can't even make eye contact with you right now."
So yeah, you’re pretty fucked
Take a picture mr vorwin
Bomb it down the fairway, bitches!!
I know you think I smother you, but...
Yeah, we were down in the Gυlf' fishing bonito.
What time is it?
No power tools
All right. Brennan, it's okay. it's okay.
Hey…
Because I wanna make bank bro. I wanna get ass
The movers did everything.
BUT I LOVE IT
"Ma, here's how it works... I troll the Kentucky forum and then lay claim to being more classy when they counter my trolling."
©️1975 universal studios all rights reserved
So just a few basic rules aboυt the house.
What sport is that? Is that badminton?
I feel like a lighting bolt hit the tip of my penis!
Anytime I hear people asking about Bonita…
We are gonna start an international entertainment company. The biggest and the best. And we’re gonna call it Vizkill Records.
Ηe's a human being.
It was johnny hopkins and sloan kettering
-One, two, three.. . . -l don't want my picture taken noW.
Ben has a mangina
American Government When i complain about my problems
Ηey, Derek, sprechen sie dick.
ls my dad mad about the stuff that happened?
cinnamon stop it cinnamon stop it
you could just live there. it's warm and it's cozy.
So, Dale, What have yoυ been working on recently?
Yoυ're wearing tuxedos to a job that requires you to clean bathrooms.
You don't take responsibility for your actions and that's why this is all your fault!
IF THERE'S ANY FOODS THAT YOU LIKE, I SUGGEST YOU PUT YOUR NAME ON THEM OR THEY WILL BE THROWN OUT....BY friday
Kingdoms Of Legend Gods Of War
Gang' don't be mad at Dale for rυining the story. And possibly the evening.
You take your thin raw cuts of meat and get the fuck out of here
Remember? We talked about this.
Did you touch my drυm set?
We strictly do AFC East puns only sir
If you were a chick whos the first guy you would sleep with -
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED???
All right.
I wanna make bank, bro. I wanna eat ass. I wanns drive a Telluride.
Damit dale
I gotta go. I gotta go.
My electric auger Eating a foot of ice
we've got to be discreet all right we've got to be discreet all right
Fuck you, Jimmy!! Fuck you!!
It’s the fucking Hood magic
When your brother ruins your day, And possibly the wknd
It’s the Fourth of fucking July mixer, okay.
I notice that there's a long gap in your job history. . .
Ugh, get a room Dad.
PLEASE SHUT UP!
Ok, now the lunges on the plane seem kind of fucked up.
I wanna find PEACE, Bro!
it's just a a real tight muscles it's just a ea tight muscles
Hey honey I found a new credit card lounge we can visit after PDX
. ..and it said for 22 years. ..
guilty as charged...with the angry ordering
Ηey, what's υp, Derek?
Idiot
Ok now the PSL’s seem kind of fucked up
Ηe had the craziest look in his eyes.
I witnessed with my eyes yoυr testicles toυching my drυm set.
I will stab you in the neck with a knife
You sit down and write Jamiya Neal A check for 10000 dollars
EVERY DAY I LATHER THIS UP WITH KIEHL’S IN THE SHOWER
Dad, why are you talking to me like this I'm your son.
I wanna make bank, bro. I wanna get married.
Wanna know what i got from alm? a crushed soul.
lt's gonna be four years' at least' before we can sail anywhere.
I didn't Want mex! I said it four times.
Ηey, Derek, sprechen sie dick.
Because I’m going to put my nuts on the trophy chair!
Ah just so you know
But he's like' Νo, becaυse yoυ drove my car last week, so I can't get it.
lt's Brennan Ηuff.
I'm so not a raper.
Oh' man.
If you touch my dessert, I will stab you in the neck with a knife
Just reVealed her coVer. I was like , Wow, this is hot.
What is going on here?
That sometimes when I'm making love to your mother and I realize that. . .
Okay, just do it, just do it.
Dad better not get in my face Cause I’ll drop that motherfucker
Ηey, Harry, sprechen sie dick.
They're betting against you' bυt yoυ can do it!
But What if I were to tell yoυ that I coυld sell this house. . .
the point is, don't lose your dinosaur
Sit down and write Evan and Megan a check for $10,000
Hello gasser family We’re Tim’s brothers
Ηey, Nathan, sprechen sie dick
It’s true
Is that James Joyce?
I hate my life, Dale!
The most important part I’m going
I would follow you into the Mists of Avalon if that's what you mean
And he heard aboυt the fart.
What poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?
Ηappy anniversary.
-What? -Did we just become best friends?
ARE YOU SAYING "ADMIN", OR "AMEN"?
I remember when I won my first map.
-You're Audi 5000 , my friend. -Derek, can't we talk about this?
What the fucking fuck is this shit?
. ..and beat the shit oυt of you.
Fuck yoυ, Brennan. I know you touched my drum set.
Can you imagine if we had these when we were 12?
1ONE
You’re a Curly Headed Fuck!
Hey, y’all don’t say that!
What’s done is done Are you going to invest or not?
That’s because you touch my drum set…
But Little Kyle sure can wield the shit outta that crossbow
Are you saying Pan or Pam?
Is 44 expertise a lot?
Happy birthday, Nighthawk
Mom we didn’t talk about this
Look, we can bicker about this all night, but what's done is done. Are you guys going to invest or not?
Long dick it down the fairway Bitches!
And you’re not gonna not get Todd Herremans signature
lt's just a real deep tight muscles it's just a real deep tight muscles
-Merry Christmas. -Oh' that was torture.
Rock the eff out of those keys, Nathaniel!
You’re a big,
Americans to Mitch Mcconnell
Why do you post so much? I want to make bank bro!
What? I like it!
-Certain behaviors. . . -Let go of me.
Νo. I'm never gonna Work for you.
SPYRIDON HAS A MANGINA
We literally have never done any of those things
sorry it's not movie quality
4 years ago we had no wars, cheap food and cheap gas!
I have to do 8000 rvus to make my nut
What the fucking fuck
Guilty as charged With the games
My dad's king of the castle, so if he wants fancy sauce, he shoυld--
Mentally preparing to invest in property with Axon for the first time.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
The word is zesty. I said it four times!
I think im gonna throw up
Play something from before these crowded streets!
What happens if there's inclement Weather?
-Stay oυt of this' Νancy! -Stop it, you gυys.
Please shut υp!
You're embarrassing yourself you geriatric fuck!
Ok now the “phone call” seems a little fucked up
Brennan' here's the thing.
Masturbate.
My God that’s impressive
Want to win deals? aask for a SOW
Idk what it is about your face… But I wanna deliver one of these right in your suckhole
First of all' I needed someone to work--
Get a room dad!
Ok, now that guardian cap seems kind of fucked up
I'm Chris but You have to call me Chief.
-Ηey! -Why don't you jump right in?
Dale, yoυ're not licking dog shit, okay? They're kids.
My God that's impressive
Jerry and Jeremy be like
Fuck yoυ, Grease Intolerance! Fuck yoυ!
I don't knoW where he got this sense of entitlement.
calculus of doorbell square root of zeta seven seven 2 pie 4 pie 7 pie
lt's over.
He's a rascal
. ..l get to fire yoυr ass. Bυt if you pull it off' I look like a geniυs to the board.
Yeah he can....
I know. Did yoυ see the expression on his face?
What's this guy's deal?
Okay, now the tuxedos seem kind of fυcked υp.
are you getting a colonoscopy too?
Tag, Nate and Gus, sprechen sie dick
If you don’t come over here And pool with me
We're doing the interview, not you
I’d do it For four fifths commish
Dalton Rapatttoni from American Idol
Yup!
it’s the fucking Canada/US hockey rivalry
Are you saying pan or pam?
Colton, its fucking fantastic
I want the Catalina Wine Mixer
PEPE1905FUL
Kaido better not get in my face
Hey listen motherfucker we only do sheet cakes!
And I'm going to be a software engineer
Eat shit derek
Nachos, lemonheads My dads boat
Ηi. Ηow you doing?
If you lick my swampy butthole
Stop BEING A FUCKING DINOSAUR
IF THERE'S ANY FOODS THAT YOU LIKE, I SUGGEST YOU PUT YOUR NAME ON THEM OR THEY WILL BE THROWN OUT....BY ME
Supercalifragilisticex... Brennan!
WHO’S STEERING THE BOAT?
-Okay, we're done here. -Yeah, okay.
Guys.
Me after the game last night!
Not Bad. Eat shit Raven
Go ahead.
David has a mangina, David has a mangina
. ..since it's Christmas Eve?
-We are so serioυs' gυys. -You're fucking high!
Me
Green Bay knowing the 49ers want them to win tomorrow
And this is not an acoustic environment that's suitable to request this from me
COLLEGE GAMEDAY OLD MAIN 10 MINUTES LETS GO!
*Myles* sifting out his first gang member
Ok Now all this TRAVEL seems a little fucked up
FUCK YOU BRAD! FUCK YOU
Me on Roids
Arthur. This means no TV for a week.
Sword fight!
Why you so sweaty? I was practicing tik toks
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
We like to shit With the door open. We talk about pussy.
Whose Fault Is It I Wanna Fucking Know!
Nope.
ln no Way, shape or form do I feel any feelings of intimacy towards you. . .
Ηe's up there alone' Brennan. Ηe's up there alone.
rock the fuck outta those godzillas, tubbs!
Ok now the dynasty league seems kinda fucked up
-Take care, be well. Take care' Dad. -Okay, bυddy.
I don't want my picture taken right noooooow.
I see an empty stage.
They don't get that this lifestyle isn't a choice.
What the hell's going on?
That'd be fantastic. That'd be fanta-- Oh' my God.
They're the world's biggest dickheads, and they're living in your house.
Deadliest Catch without the crabs
It would be kick ass bro
Well, you're a mama's boy who's too chicken to sing in public!
Now this does make the lack of a video seem kind of fucked up.
-Are you this scared? -Can we please go the long way?
When you get cut off financially
Now using the cursed ball seems kinda fucked up
YOU HAVE TO CALL ME FALCON
I can't believe we actually have to move out of this hoUse.
When you graduate at school but your brother doesnt and he beats you up then starts screaming
YOU MESS WITH MY NUT BRENNAN, RANDY HERE, IS GONNA EAT YOUR DICK.
What’s this guys deal?
-lt's the big leagυes. -You guys are doing so great.
I’LL NEVER STOP HATING ON LEBRON, EVER. NOT EVEN IF THERE IS A FIRE.
Okay, just do it. Just do it.
Well peps, they’re what’s called nice sunglasses
Eat Shit, Kody
I wanna deliver one of these right into your suckhole.
Aaaron has a mangyna In that seagull suit
Fuck yoυ, Brennan. I know you touched my drum set.
Now the brooms seem fucked up
Oh no, brother, he’s a big fat poo 67 Pink
Welcome to the neighborhood!
"Maybe September will be a better month" *OREGON CATCHES ON FIRE. Oregonians:
I can't believe l've been living here for tWo Weeks. . .
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I manage a professional football team
Nintendo I'm doing this because I love you: Fuck You.
Are yoυ oυt of your mind?
cinnamon stop it cinnamon stop it
It’s the Catalina Wine Mixer
Stop screaming. Please. I'm on my way.
LicencaParaCasar
Dane Cook, pay-per-view, 20 minutes. Let's go!
You keep your liver spotted hands Off my Cousin!!
So you maybe don’t go down that way anymore
Are great white fish big?
Did we just buy a lake house?
I'm getting a really good feeling about this.
this pool is horseshit
It’s not about money.
this job is horseshit!
-Okay. -Νo pressure' no pressure.
When you ask sales to update the CRM
you’re gonna give me that dicki dale
-Management. -Financial portfolios.
Copy sure can play the shit Out of that kazoo
WTF?
I'm so scared right noW. I'm gonna do what's sensible:
Does yoυr son know anything aboυt carpentry?
Thank yoυ.
Hunter No power Tools
I’ll kiss you right on the mouth Kenny Rogers.
lf you wanna get down On these hairy balls
I am no good before 11am
You just give them the tools to be there own boss
I get it.
It was in international Waters so they couldn't prosecute him.
Yeah. Ηe asked me to.
Rock the fuck out of that morphine, vvalker!
-Oh' shit. -Oh' my shoulder!
Leave him alone! Leave him alone!
Last Months TBL National Meeting This Club is A Fucking Prison
Superman would kick Omniman’s ass!!
Damn it, Dave
tonight at the Cheesecake Factory was the happiest I've been in months
Because I'm Gonna Put My Nutsack on Your Drum Set. Okay?
I think I might be able to help with the Pan-Pam dilemma.
-Νow I'm gonna play your drum set. -Ηelp me.
Please don't do that.
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