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Yuck
OK, heart sounds good.
All right.
What?
No, but in all seriousness, yeah, he was actually pretty aggressive.
I got a cell phone.
Wait a minute. Are you telling me I need a prostate exam?
- What the hell was that? - Mr. Griffin, that's a prostate exam.
- What? - Hi.
You guys are a bunch of queers
I ate this whole jar of pills that look like candy and now I feel sick.
- What, so you can sue me, too? - Oh, come on, it'll only take a sec.
1976 1993
Mommy, I'm dying! I'm dying!
You’re ending dragon, mr.
wear your whore makeup you whore
Diane, I'm...
Chevy says… Mom!
So why don't you go ahead and open it up and reach on in there?
2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 3 x 37 = 1776
911 what's your emergency this guy is having a stroke We'll need a cigar to do this
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Drop Your Pants, Turn Around, And Lean Forward.
OK, heart sounds good.
I'm just like Barbara Bush!
Sphincter.
And to think I actually thought you raped me.
In a Scooby-Doo yogurt with toxic chemicals on your paycheck Why a lie Timmy living a lie
I mean, I have sort of been hitting the gym,
slippin' rippin' dang fang rotten zarg barg-a-ding dong NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA BITCH KILL YOURSELF slippin' rippin' dang fang rotten zarg barg-a-ding dong slippin' rippin' dang fang rotten zarg barg-a-ding dong
so if you wanted to see how it's going...
But no doctor in town will see you after that lawsuit.