Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Advantage Agassi.

...you ask me something, and I go, "Not!" I think that would be funny.

Here's the juicer you wanted. What are you gonna make?

You've pitted us against each other like animals in a cage.

And you shouldn't lose your spot when you go to the bathroom.

We're supposed to hang out for the show, pretend we know each other.

You're my brother.

Tennis star Andre Agassi is taking it to the net in:

Bob! Can somebody...? Come on! Bob!

- I swear, sir, I am not a witch. - Beelzebub?

...I don't know, strange or something.

William Shatner.

I'm really not doing Pauly Shore, am I?

Now, you gotta listen to me. It's gonna be okay.

I kept... You know, nobody owns grass.

It's disgusting to tell a joke when there's so much suffering in the world.

Pretty nice. Do you have one of these, like, in an extra-large?

Come on! Let's go!

I'm sorry. I can't talk because I got to get to the Van Halen concert.

Hey, hotshot. Back it off, all right?

In a city full of crime...