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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
(humming)
Ooh. Ow.
Okay, fine, fine. But we have a fire.
I didn't used to wear carpeting!
(groaning)
On our survival shows, they all use a bow drill.
- So, we're going. - Great.
Ow! Or a double-decker bus.
Hey! Over here!
(slow-motion disgusted noises)
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- BOTH: Couch love. Couch love. - (screams)
(both grunt)
because of their stupid no-phone policy.
Okay, if you see more than one road,
- No. - (moans)
Romance is like my oxygen. But your mom doesn't want to go.
Oh, no! They're crotchless!
Tell me about the powder again...
- It's... - All you loads do is sit on the couch and watch crappy TV.
But it looks man-made.
Homer!
Answer: to catch his taco droppings.
Maybe it's a fire truck.
All I see are trees.
Thanks, sweetie.
And it's close by!
We watch educational shows that teach real-world skills,
(muttering)
I'll throw another TV on the fire.
Nope, that starts at sunrise.
And FORD. We go further, so you can.
Oh, oh, this is the best meal of my life.
What if we never see them again?
and get to the fire.