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I've been looking all over for it.
so I'll just leave it in your driveway.
Like, nothing.
That was just because I didn't think you cared.
and then go running back to their ex-wives.
and, uh, I-I just want you to know that, uh...
Hey, what's going on?
Oh, and "Maytag" is spelled wrong.
That's the tracking number for your brassiere.
To Sadie's house to watch "Mockingjay."
That's not how it works, honey.
A floor model dishwasher?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Hey. Um...
We gave you as gift!
I kind of think we should talk about what happened between us.
But if it wasn't for you
I didn't realize I was doing that.
Turns out they were just dirty.
Okay, safe flight. Love you, too.
Remember our frosted drinking glasses?
Eww?
Nah.
Whew!
they cave.
with all the fruit in it.
Okay, Dad. We got this. Her curfew's 11:00.
Yeah, what did you do?
Mm, ooh, good one.
Eh, the rinse cycle's a little wonky.
for your unspoken congratulations.
Ha ha.
Okay, can we get back to how I'm better than you?
from your last trip!