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No, no, keep going.
Susie, sweetie, please. I can't cancel now.
I'm devastated. And you keep acting like all I need is a couple of aspirin.
[Moans]
I really don't.
Oh.
...I'm gonna do something so awful, it is going to rock her world.
...or who people really are.
So...
She looks young.
You wanted to go out and have fun and Lamont there needed a date.
- There's a cop I want you to talk to. - A cop?
You know, we should probably do this again sometime.
I guess... I'd better go talk to Reverend Sikes.
- I'll see you tomorrow morning. - Pick me up at nine.
So... Andrew... It's been a long time.
Well, far be it from me to stand in the way of a young man's dream.
"You Are Such A Stick-In-The-Mud."
You're a piece of work, you know that?
We don't have to be friends.
Look... [clears throat]
But I am a lady and I don't use that kind of language.
I don't hate myself.
- How old was I there? - Just four weeks old.
I feel trapped.
The credit card company called my mom.
I don't know, I think something's happened to her.
You know how blue I've been. Why can't you be supportive?
She's just very, very unhappy and if you could just...
That's what makes me crazy, the difference between us.
- I'm not gay. - You're not.
She'd been dismembered.
I'm not that impressive.
[Bell rings]
Does every other man in the world want you dead?
- Forget it. - Susie!
- I'd invite you in... - I wanna tell you what my doctor said.
of pulling her back to reality.
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