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- You mow lawns. - I make good money.
Mommy, the line's not moving.
Mrs. Solis. What are you doing?
We're gonna be late for the doctor!
Mom.
Andrew, you remember Reverend Sikes, don't you?
Perhaps you should consider somewhere less expensive.
And don't be late.
- Come on! - What's wrong?
OK, yeah, I love you too.
I am gonna change. Big time.
- Warm up the old war wagon. - Mom, hold it!
You know what I'm saying?
My God.
Of course, Lynette didn't respond.
Can you believe that?
- So let's make up a batch. - Oh, um... Now's not a good time.
I'm freaked out but that doesn't change how I feel about him.
I could explain to you what might happen if we left him here.
Are you OK?
Mrs. McCluskey!
- I just wanted to be honest. - That's perfectly OK, Tina.
When I say I would die for you...
Tim is my guest and he will go home when I say so.
...it sounds like you're giving up.
Well, then, why did Mom set the table for four places?
[Deep breathing]
And by the way, the correct word is not "gay", it's "sodomy".
We can at least try and help each other out once in a while.
He dipped me.
- Yes! - No!
What's the worst that could happen?
when they find her corpse at the bottom of the stairs,
[Groans]
You know what my mom said to me last night?
[groaning]
you've started having some sexual desires for other boys.
I'm coming, Jeez! Hold your water!