Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And what do I do? I throw it right in your face.

Let's get you home.

[Mouths silently]

How about you hire a gardener to take care of that jungle you call a lawn?

What do you think you're doing?

If I die, I don't want it to be with strangers.

- What are you talking about? - I don't need your credit cards.

What have you done?

Return the shoes?!

[Sighs] Stop pretending we have a future.

Your mother tells me

I'm not taking my money to the grave. I'm gonna use it to save your ass.

Still, despite our best intentions,

And over the years, we've had so many young people come to our ministry

Uh... What are you looking at?

- Tom! - Listen, honey, what can I say?

For God's sakes, she's ticklish! How many times do you have to be told?

Yes, Lynette enjoyed her little daydream.

- I'm not tearing up the post-nup. - Why not?!

You want back in this bed? You know what to do.

- I'd hate me too. - Mom, I don't hate you.

I have to bury my baby.

I bet we're worrying over nothing. This is probably just a phase.

Tim, it's time for me to go sleepy-bye. [giggles]

- Hello? - It's me.

but you have no trouble taking my Tiffany lamp.

It pissed me off, too. C'mon, Susie, let's go back inside.

It's obvious how freaked out you are by the whole gay thing.

Boy, with all this passion, isn't it a shame we're not having sex?

What do we do? Just stand by while he starts dating boys?

I also forgot I have options. A whole bunch of 'em.

Do you need a reason beyond the fact that he's the ice cream man?

[Quietly] Oh, come on.

Well, it's only 11.30.

Open these, would you, and put out the pills?

They found Deidre.

Good neighbor etiquette?

See, I had this skin tag, or what I thought was a skin tag,

Look at that one.

I brought peppermint schnapps.

You're trying to get over Morty but this is not the way to do it.

I hope you know how lucky you are. Not everyone gets to realize their bliss.