Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He was the one.

That would be five.

- Can't I be your plan B? - Damn it, John. What is our new rule?

that is nothing short of miraculous.

You are such a stick-in-the-mud.

- Sign it! - Stop! You're hurting me!

So let me get this straight.

One that is much better traveled with a companion by our side.

It'll be nice to have you back.

You are not getting into the car alone with those two. You barely know them.

it suddenly hit me how I was gonna get back at her.

...or the man on the other side of the bed.

Men have been coming onto me left and right.

Now, what's on your mind?

Are you a heterosexual or aren't you?

You could take me later or tomorrow.

And he cut up all my credit cards,

Garbage pick-up was two days ago, they've been here ever since.

but it might be more serious...

If you want. But you don't have to.

- Mother... - Susie, please, you're embarrassing me.

Please, I can't sleep in the den any more. I need to sleep in a bed.

Andrew! Honey, hurry up, dinner's ready!

That was my thank you for saving my life.

And I need you there. I would be so Ionely without you.

- Now, I feel like I have nothing. - What about me?

We'll get him into Christian counseling so it won't become a lifestyle.

She never leaves her mail sitting out there.

Until one day, when she least expects it...

- If you explain to the waiter... - What?!

...this little miracle.

- I am on a fixed income. - Oh?

If you ever hurt me again, I will kill you.

They did exactly what I wanted them to.

I don't have a place for it.

Please. I'm scared.

- I'm sorry. - I'll figure something out.

And, you know...

And you refuse to let me help.

[Laughs] Well, I'm glad to hear you're all right.

- Did you order already? - I ate already.

And though she knew she'd hate herself in the morning,

I pulled a gray hair out of my chest this morning.

Hey, you shouldn't talk to your mother like that, she's a fine lady...

She's been praying so hard for you to change.

They said there was unusual activity on my card.

I'm unhappy. With Carlos and my marriage...

Once you see how good you've got it, you'll treat me with respect.

You don't wanna go to your husband's company party but you do.