Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because it's the one way I can ensure you'll be here when I get out of jail.

I don't believe in God.

OK, fine. It's true.

[Sophie laughs]

And for God's sakes, don't get any blood on the file.

What other options do you have? Return the shoes and get the money back?

Mom, would you please not flirt with the ice cream man?

Yeah, I'll come with you. OK, here I am.

But the only way you can know paradise is by repenting your sins.

are just too beautiful to come true?

If you ever leave me for another man, I'll kill you.

We can't force him on a path of righteousness.

- I'm not ripping up the post-nup. - Yes, you are.

And I'm not crabby.

Obviously a few more.

Let's say we leave him here three more weeks.

I admit I was way out of line.

Stop acting like tonight was about helping me.

- What's up? - Susan still loves you.

All I know is, I wanted to get the hell out of that camp.

- Huh? - I asked, who's coming for dinner?

[Eexaggerated yawn]

- At least I'm trying to be proactive. - Please, no need to get upset.

Girl meets boy, boy buys girl things, girl leaves happy.

I'm on my way out, I have a ton of errands.

You don't wanna sell candy so your kid's band can buy piccolos, but you do.

Interesting you can't spend two minutes with me

...or a child who's up to no good.

Mom, I'm sorry, I'm just not in the mood to hang out these days.

Why call your parents? It's your account.

You attend your third cousin's wedding, pick up the dry-cleaning.

I don't need your money.

How did you get in here?

The umbilical cord wrapped around your neck and you stopped breathing.

If even a whisper of this gets traced back to me,