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- I... Ow! - Gold bullion, you idiot!
Whoa. So my whole life, all I ever had to do was believe in myself?
physically, you're an amazing human being. And all the other other stuff
- And I hate to tell you this, but the First Lady and I are having an affair.
- The ordnance, Mike. Drop the ordnance. - Oh.
- What-what if there's a-a birth defect or... - No. No, no,
Shh, and we're breathing...
Because then, the last thing you'll ever hear, besides a pistol cocking behind your head,
Now move that big fat smelly ass, you hear? A Day No Pigs Would Die?
- Oh, my God. - Join the club.
Yeah, and then drag him out of the car and kneel him down and shoot him in the back
Eh, I'd say more of a mauve-taupe? Ow!
- the process of disarming it? Ooh! - Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
- Oh, my God, good thing you added that last part. You heard the doula-- move it!
- like to know about?! - I'm positive we talked about this.
Minutes to launch... six...
breathe, friend. Because, uh... Wow. Okay.
- Wha...? - Wow.
I've helped a cow give birth in the barn? Plus, one time, my sister Edie?
Dude, drop it. I'm not gonna judge you.
suck it
bastard. I didn't know it was the CIA's cocaine.