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- seed in your idiot son's brain about selling it overseas. - Which I could have
on the palace, you won't be able to swing a dead cat around here without hitting a Marine.
- Calderón! - That we got from him! - What?!
- Minutes to launch-- 60. - Yeah, Krieger, I guess trying to defuse a warhead
Shut up. Okay, Carol, I need you to look down there and give me a
- God, I hope so. Yup. - Time! Start a clock, assholes!
- And whoever had black guy, pay up. - Aw, shit.
- Get out! And, Pam, get in here. - No, no...
You asked me. I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to
- was like, "No way. Cash only." So... - Iran?!
- do I mean? I mean that! I'm going into labor! - Wait. What?!
I don't know anything! I believe that to be literally true
- feet? Is that worse, or... - Hey! I have the correct
- still doing phrasing? - Huh. Should I be in there?
- Did it explode?! - Uh, no. I think we would've heard it.
of a coma from when I drowned saving your life eight months ago?
he didn't have money to buy weapons. He only had cocaine, but Iran
Well thanks for telling the truth, Mother-- sure that was hard for you.
Hang on. Thanks, doll.
from Iran?! Did we at least free some hostages?!
- Honduras and Guatemala, but yes. - Okay, so, am I just stupid, or...?