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ROGELIO: This can't be happening.

I heard you're getting married.

You're right. I am gonna separate fact from fiction

Send the book to me.

No. I don't want one, but we have to get one.

I love you, Rafael.

Besides, I can concentrate on this instead of the crime

Well, I'm really glad my abuelahas you in her life.

So here's what I'm thinking.

PETRA: I can't believe it.

of my book here, I thought I might get inspired.

and never set foot in the United States again.

Right? So there was no motivation for her

Success means nothing without the love and support

I'm supposed to meet someone here, uh... Jane Villanueva?

Pond, y-you fill me up.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Agreed. Come on.

This is a more... permanent goodbye.

You're the daughter whisperer.

You're giving birth to a show, and this baby will...

She couldn't tell you the truth for your own safety.

Oh, Jane, hi. Is the soccer game too loud?

when the villain is sent to prison.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: As you'll recall, Jane was

Well, maybe that would have meant something

Which brings us to our climax.

but she never did.

I'll take this recording straight to the police.

In your forehead. Mateo has that same

I meant I changed my mind about the dress.

a fairy tale; it's a telenovela.

But you two, keep fighting.

for Outstanding Lead Actress

I actually had to take it in a tiny bit.

Which we agreed is zero, correct?

As in franchising the Marbella?

I'm sorry that I wasn't there for you all those years.

That's it. Easy.

PETRA: This is my baby.

and you were so determined.

we've got a crappy relationship

because wow, my mom was just so cool.

But it's-it's not probable.

So I just reminded her that things are different for us now,

so we can all watch.

so I've re-created

Abuela, it's fiction.

Okay. I feel better.

But she does have a plan, right?