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Even if you were to try to approach the edge of it
Tell your CEO that I'm about to put my foot in his A-S-S.
- 666-1JAC-UZZI.
- This is--I don't care. I'm not losing my job.
And since can't nobody do Spanish,
with the octopus I got us.
- This is Chris Henson,
but I ain't do all that, though, did I?
- Gentlemen. - Oh, the octopus is here. Yes.
You're so good at not staring at people with disabilities.
- Now, I can assure you that
And just know that when you get it all sorted out,
* Bars of steel *
* *
No. No. That--that's it.
[hip hop music playing]
Those boots are lost in the sands of time, man.
- Mm-mm. No, not today.
* But I never heard them ringing *
[chuckles]
I would cheat on you, you would cheat on me.
- Well, this the nigga that got it unstuck.
How are you?
- I do what I can.
- We don't want your nuggets.
- I'ma go home and get dressed. You go home and get dressed.
Oh, my goodness.
- [as Chris] Ha-ha, nigga!
Uh, meet around 9:30, Fondue Factory?
You're gonna be the CEO someday.
and it's back to shoveling shit.
And with each new school, it became harder and harder
- Now, see, that was a stunning impression of me.
We got some high rollers in the building tonight.
- Hey, hey, Sam. Hey, come here.
Let's take another caller.
Well, it's his last night in Gary
- Mr. Pa-lah-chay, of course. "Pa-lay-chay."
I can't believe this shit.
Now, we've called security.
You know, "'FernGully." "Voter Suppression."
"Keystone Pipeline." "Key Lime Pie Time."
- You should come with me,
We want change and dollars. Stop dancing.