Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It was amazing, but they all remembered my name.
P, short for P'Shawn, but it's short for P'Shawnathan.
kicking a basketball into the rafters, but--
and it got stuck. - Whoa.
- You know how much money you gotta have
It said that the universe is infinitely expansive.
Chris says some sexy shit,
[laughter] - It is stupid.
And this nigga's just a person.
for you to put on this gown and join me in a game.
Then, all of a sudden, the dish niggas not making no money.
DeRay Mckesson, poppin' in a bubble vest.
I'm just so upset.
If you into breath shit--
- Why make a car for a single man?
* I'ma be fucking bitches in the food court *
- Exactly, my sister. Exactly.
Please put on this gown.
or figuring out if vampire cum is immortal,
That's fine oak, young man.
You're the one who set off this whole chain
and it is not good.
- Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'd be occupied with Sam or Chris
Few orders of business.
Fine girl. - Hmm?
- Come with me, please.
I was like, "I gotta give this a shot."
you get to go to the mall for free
- Dog.
I hereby step down as CEO of Diamondback Palace,
- Uh, nobody gets popped faster
- Hey, we're pals, right?
- [strained] Big boy.
[gasps] Ooh, oh, oh, oh.
I think freedom is a finish line
- * They don't know what they do *
- Oh, oh. Oh, no, no, no.
[Carlton Williams' "Prison Song"]
The times. The times.
And I don't-- it doesn't matter.
[laughs maniacally]
- Shhh. Relax, dude.
It would be my greatest honor
- I don't need y'all bugging out
Without the Joker, Batman is just a nigga in leather
- Yes. Yes, exactly. - Trevor Noah.