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- All right, Langston, time to step on your soapbox
you guys tell me I'm a whiny ho
It's always just a bunch of people
And if you get struck, you can get fucked!
The only way to make money off of social justice
- Yeah.
[coins clinking]
Tell us what it is that you want.
Yeah, I bet you didn't know I could do that, huh?
- That sounds so nice. - Yes.
and I ain't going nowhere till my demands are met.
The tub is hot, so who we got?
and now, she wants me to buy her a Solo.
the money motherfuckers upstairs.
- Mm-hmm. - Like, every choice I make
- [whimpers] So what now?
* *
- If anything, you slapped yourself, sweetie.
You do well.
- Mm-hmm. - Don't tempt him.
and the Pool Boy.
Watch this shit right here.
Take it. - Fine.
- I just feel like I gotta show up and make it up to her.
e--effective immediately.
for me to connect with any of my peers.
- Y'all gonna walk out on me? Me?
Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Palace, hey.
- Busy day. [chuckles]
There's a lot you don't know about me.
* I'ma be in the mall, inspiring niggas *
* Think you done lost your senses *
We haven't always, um...
- Exactly. Like, I know there's no adult version of me
You know, he's got the jacket from Weird Al's "Eat It" video
- You got it. - Mm, get it.
- * Set your poor people free *
- Oh. - You know.