Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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but I kicked a basketball right up into the rafters
[cheers softly] Yes.
- Uh-oh, sounds like we've got ourselves a r-r-r-rebellion.
- Wow, we don't have nights out like this.
Whatever he wants, you do it.
[laughs]
- Yo, that's fine. - Dog.
- Whatever, dude.
Okay. I'm a celebrity activist.
Help! Please, help!
I simply want to play mancala with a beautiful woman
- And then, you say? - No.
than a motherfucker pretending to care about injustice.
He's gonna be preparing the pretzels.
Sometimes we can cheat right next to each other.
- You know what happened to motherfuckers
- Oh, he yelling about us.
- May I interest you two in some dessert this evening?
- So it looks like you really did change things around here.
[crowd cheers]
the freedom that we're talking about still feels like
Tell everybody listening right now
Oh! Come on! [laughter]
You know, he works about as much as a kittycat barks.
- Oh, my. - Come on, bro.
they erase this nigga so much.
Come over here. Yes. - This is crazy.
You gotta play your part.
I really need this job, and I appreciate the bread and all,
I can be a little preachy at times, I see that.
I don't have to get involved in any of this bullshit.
Did you say you ordered us an entire octopus?
doing arts and crafts and being loud
- No, I have to go.
No, motherfucker. Me.
why are you--
and you call me mean names like Yawn Lewis
- * There in the bars, let's follow *
Wait a minute, Chris, you love all the people watching.
- What is a Solo?
- Man, you ain't done shit. - What?
- What sick shit is this?
- You look good. You smell good too.
has to be the choice of a Black man.
- Yeah, it was, but ever since then,
12 inches of justice for that ass, and then some.
Somebody scream!
Unlike me, this injustice will not stand!
- I will not, older man.
you tryna go to dinner?
- [laughs]
Man, I didn't even order the octopus.
- Langston. - Mm-hmm?