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Once I'm chained, I can't be unchained, motherfuckers.
- Him.
the untouchably fuckable valet guys.
Colin Kaepernick got his own ice cream and shit, man.
"Injustice." Huh, huh?
- That's a dessert wine, silly.
Let's just be real, okay? That's how activism works.
- Me? - Yeah, you.
Well, I always thought boots were made for walking,
Why are you talking like Frasier?
and take things more seriously.
Man, Chris, what kind of game you trying to run, man?
I'm throwing justice. - I don't want this!
I need a minute.
When you niggas wanted them Takis in the vending machine,
so I need you to take good care of him.
- I'm really 'bout to suck this African nigga's dick.
I'm gonna eat them 'cause I am freshly poppin' superstar
- Okay. Sure.
- I don't need no damn jacket.
Best case scenario,
"Progress, no matter how incremental, is important.
and then, I get to have all the fun.
- Hey, hey, hey. - This all feels like
- Langston, come on, bro.
It might be my fault.
- What's up, bitch?
You getting money now. You a money motherfucker.
Shirts tucked in, nigga.
Batman don't wanna catch the Joker for real.
- Yeah. - For the first time.
Very sexy.
- Yeah.
Fuck yo M&M's.
I won't let you pull out of this life just yet.
- You're goddamn right, Chris.
- Get me a light. Ain't there a--
I can't lose this job.
- Okay. - Yes.
Feel it. Feel the pain.
- O0h, this sounds like check time.
This is not how this is supposed to be going down.
* Locked in *
but could you not?
- You see that dude over there?
- I feel like a fool. - Mm.
- Because you didn't play your part.
- Dealers will now be exclusively paid through tips.