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- Stop that! I know him. - Ow!

And I've only been having sex for two years. That's six women a year.

- Good-bye, Juanita. I'll bring him back in one piece.

Hi, Cindi. Hi, Mr. And Mrs. Whitehall.

That crazy handicapped chick?

Look at that one.

Hey, let's go back up to the mansion, y'all.

Hey, do you want to get something to eat or anything?

We have word he's at this party!

Five hours till you're chode deep.

I guess that makes sense.

Don't make jokes, man.

I hope this doesn't get in the way of us hooking up and hanging out and stuff-

- Ow! - You're gonna sit your ass here till the police show up!

Man, it was great. Perfect form, lots of tongue.

Go away Juanita!

Thank you, Tucker. That was actually- That was oddly helpful.

We have 12 hours to get across two states.

He's crazy. I think he does drugs.

Can you get me, like, another drink?

I ate, like, 10 packets of those Horny Goat Weed stamina things at the gas station.

We're going to the Playboy Mansion!

- Really? - Yeah.

Last seen April 17.

Now, I know at your age you guys probably think all the older guys and gals...

Yeah, man. He blew up. He's like the biggest star on the planet.

They look so weird.

No problem, son.

- Oh, my God! - I know!

hits me... and poops all over my bus.

So you're either gonna fuck one of them girls, or you smoke this "J."

Goddamn.! Hey, Charlie.! Control this motherfuckin'bus.!

They're just not bunnies you'd put in your magazine.

This is true love speaking. True love doesn't speak often, but it's speaking to us now.

as you're getting out of your coma?

It's not in mint condition, but it's a good card.

I knew it! I knew it would work.

I don't even know where I am.

I can't get settled down yet. I have to hit a respectable quota.

No problem, dude. We're homeys. Lock it up.

Be on the lookout for a Tucker Cleigh.

You're posing naked for everyone to see.

We need some sort of angle.

Well, I think I patched things up with Candace.

Something wrong?

Okay. Hef s orders: All stalkers out of the mansion.

I mean, what kind of psycho doesn't like dogs?

I sent whatever money I could...

And I may have overreacted a little bit to you biting me.

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I'm getting pretty tired.

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No, afraid not.

Do you have any tips on how I can make this a wonderful, romantic night for Cindi...

- Where have you been? - I've been a couple of places.

We're driving to Los Angeles, but we are just so madly in love...

I'm about to sign me a record deal.

You know, really try to work things out.

Well, that was real sweet.

And when I'm with you...

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

I wish my brother had had a seminar like this.

- I'm gonna do it now. - All right!

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Plus, it's kind of hot. She, like, vibrates.

And Candace's brother, Rick!

Oh, my God! I can't believe this!

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Are you boys looking for a ride?

Closure, I think.

I love you, Tucker Cleigh.

- Dot-MPEG. - Dot-MPEG.

Okay, looking good. Looking good.

Sir, may I help you?

On my dick, dawg!

Thanks for that.

Yeah, we'll take a plate ofTater-Tots and... Jager?

- What are you talking about? - You're doing pornography.

- Oh, man! - Leave me alone!