Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

in front of these savages, you've got nerves of steel.

can increase the risk of seizures.

So... you're a hypocrite?

"Destroy mainframe."

I'm putting my foot down --

and just write it all down when we get home.

because he was texting and driving!

Yes, but I'm angry at him

Everybody, look at this dipshit!

It's where your cellphone provider

One day, you're gonna look up and say,

There is no pressure.

I hate to say "I told you so," but...

unibrow, swamp palm, Daniel Calf" --

and they don't.

some insane medication that you don't need.

This man claims he had a seizure.

Gregory! What are you doing over there by the jets?!

I, Stan Smith, solemnly vow to carry myself as she did.

and show these jerks you've got ice in your veins.

♪ wait for another reply ♪

Stephanie's my mistress.

Plus, Hayley will obviously believe me.

So, when the episode happened,

Thanks for trying to help me, Roger.

And what happens when she finds out you've been texting?

That means she's only got 17 months to live.

This, I got to seeeeeee!

I am gonna limit how much I text, dad.

I'm a field tester now.

Yaaaaaaaaaahhh!

and the "In Memoriam" part of the Oscars.

Are you saying I'm gonna walk to China?