Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hi mate What the fuck

My Girlfriend's Dead You Know? She Fell Off A Cliff And Died On Impact.

Can you stay? I had a rough day.

Well, you hardly even notice it.

DRMO… I called your name didn’t I?

He shouldn't have been standing there

I've got good news, kids Bedtime is an hour early today

When the POC is Closed - Win and the UI doesn't have the backend completed

Violet, LOOK OUT!

You’re going to give that shit up And concentrate on gunsmithing

The Simpsons Bedroom sex sex, sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sexy

Check out the name tag

For Jay White Anything

You know what else would draw a crowd? A golfer with an arm growing out of his ass

Don and clear. Remember, it's in the seal. You're doing great.

But it is awkward to get to killybegs

You will not win this pool, you jackass.

Tobias Harris accomplished that feat, no more than 2 days ago.

Mess with me, I’ll buy the Vibe, burn it down and piss in the ashes

Do you always carry a puck around? Yeah.

Happy Gilmore is in trouble if he can't hit the long ball.

I didn't see him play. I was too busy winning.

customer gave the car back, user gave check back, IT make app

How am I supposed to chip with that going on?

These guys suck!

If I Wore Ear Buds Like Those, I'd Have To Kick My Own Ass.

Yes man 2008 唯唯诺诺 2008

My fingers hurt.

It got hit by a shoe. its dead.

Gerry Kashuda accomplished that feat no more than a month ago.

For Adam Skerry, anything!

It goes up and down and around

Yeah, yeah. Nice to meet you, man.

YOU'RE GONNA GIVE THAT SHIT UP and concentrate on CrossFit

What a fuckin joke

Slow down. I don't want to be more than friends.

Maybe this is a new Coach We havent seen before

Well I *am*, sean!

Don't be a fool! People would kill to hit the long ball like you.

Shooter won't let his reign at the top be spoiled by some freak.

I didn't see that. Did that go out? I wasn't watching. I saw it go up. Did it go out? Oh, okay.

364 days to the next Sörmlands 100 Gotta toughen up!!!

It ain’t over yet, Phillips The way I see it, we’ve only just begun

They gave me a card that gives us free Subway for life.

No, you can have fun.

Well I’m not!!

38 days until kickoff I gotta toughen up!!!

Burt Reynolds 1936 - 2018

Kick him off the team, Derek

CUT ME DOWN IN MY PRIME

You can’t just criticize Tom. He’s too old.

Really? I'm sorry to hear that.

Hey, just makin suggestions, baby!

There he is. That worm.

Damn it, I hate that Allan Litchman

I can’t accept that.

Who the hell is Cal State Fullerton?

This call is about business. I need you here in the morning.

What do I know?

You win one more game against us, I'll burn the team down and piss on the ashes

The Jackie Robinson story, and casino who gives a superbad

What are you talking about?

The Dance Factory accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago

oh your stomach hurts? now your back going to hurt because you just got landscaping duty.

Well, soon your back’ll hurt. You just got landscaping duty.

Ain’t no way they’re gonna dog me this year.

I eat three every day to help keep me strong.

BREAKING: Shooter now in quarantine

Damn it, I hate that Notre Dame.

Damn it, I hate that O’ Malley

Tennessee the game is yours, kentuckys gonna choke

DAMN IT I HATE THAT WADE WESSLER

I’m the only guy that ever did that

Hey Stevelman you suck you jackass

Well, moron, good for Netfl... OH, MY GOD!

I don’t hear you laughing now!

...we'll get the money in time.

You got to give that up and concentrate on Kickball.

Oh…you mean no fun..

I’ll give you the old smoochy- smooch Chrisssssyywisssssssyy

But there’s a difference problem Tom You’re not any good.

Gold jacket is yours Hild is gonna choke

Purdue's the game is yours Notre Dame is gonna choke

Series doesn’t start til the home team loses…

I didn't see that. Did it go in? I wasn't watching.

This is not hockey, no matter how much you want it to be.

7 o’clock at Joel’s place

I don’t have anymore clubs to give..

There is no way you could have been As bad at basketball as you are at football

I'll do my best.

bunt, huh? well, you're fired. bye bye

Do you always carry a puck around? Yeah.

Years later I became president and still hold two league records Inflation and gas prices

Oh, thank God! I can't stand to live in this place another minute!

Is this your ball

Best bring that pink slip old man

Great news cul-de-suk We’re extending pride month through September

kenny powers accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago

My right arm is just a little longer than my left..

We saw the first Toy Story movie in night and He's dead now. He's dead because killed hit entertainment him. He's dead now. He's dead because hit entertainment killed him.

FOR RYAN BECKER…. ANYTHING

That’s My Song Baby! Don’t You Ever Touch My Song!

180 days until the State Farm Golf Tourney. Gotta toughen up.

Oh, good. You mean no fun.

C'mon that's funny. It was funny the first time I heard it

I believe thats the Service & validation teams

Oceanside Solutions accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.

I believe that Covid is Mr. Gilmore’s!

God, that hurt, but I'm okay.

You’re acting like a damn fool

364 DAYS UNTIL NEXT TENNIS WEEK GOTTA TOUGHEN UP

Cooper Rush accomplished that feat no more than a year ago.

For JD, antyhing

When you paddle into a new lineup for the first time:

I know what you're doing right now...

& you can count on me, waiting for you at the baller lunch

Just wave 'em in. Just wave 'em in.

I think you’ve had enough

Whats this i hear about you breaking the coffee grinder? Whaaaaaat? I didnt break it. i was just testing its durability....

Who the hell is Daniel Brown

Hi, I’m a UK fan But I’m pulling for Auburn today

Kyle My knee/shoulder hurts

Damn it, I hate that MNINobody.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. They're excellent finger paintings.

it’s all in the duxelles. it’s all in the duxelles.

That’s 5 AR’s so far shooter

Mitchell called that no more than 12 hours ago

Congratulations, Murderer. You Killed A Laker Legend.

363 days til next square dance. Gotta toughen up.

I rejoined the league for one reason…friendships

Hey, if tracking beat writers and pre-season power plays led me to Tomas Tatar, I’d have to kick my own ass

You're gonna die, Fabrik!

Congratulation, murderer, you’ve killed a legend

Well go chakras somewhere else

It happens. Let's play some golf.

Happy, I'm so glad to see you.

The Simpsons Bart Gets A F

Happy = Jedi Putter = his hat

...take off his skate and try to stab somebody

Put that down! It's my grandmother's!

Happy Gilmore come on down

Doug, Kick him off the tour

Where were you on that one, dipshit?

They saw my power, man Ain't no way they're gonna dog me this year

No way! I love the voice...

Jake Paul fighting old men Now you're gonna get it Bobby

Hey mister, you gotta wear a helmet!

Snarski, the dart league is your. Mitchell’s gonna choke.

That’s three thus far,Shooter.

So could a golfer with an arm growing out of his ass.

What should I do then?

Craig the Gold jacket's yours devan's gonna choke

Green title treatment pink title treatment who gives a shit?

364 more days till the next OPE. I got to toughen up.

Damn it, I hate that Calliou.

Do you know what the pathetic thing is? You have been doing this your whole life

I'll give you the old smoochy-smoo kissy-wissy.

Scotty learned how to putt Uh oh

All right, Mr. President...

You got to give that up and concentrate on Amazon Prime Video

Let's get one thing straight... This is shooter's tour

You will not make this putt...

Well Ben should be working at the snack bar...

You hit Joe Buck's wife! She shouldn't been standing there

Well good for happy hour…oh my god

Happy Gilmore approaches the tee in the 72nd annual Cleveland Classic.

There he is. That worm!

Enough, Shooter.

How about we just burn the house down and piss on the ashes

How am I supposed to watch Steelers/Ravens with that shit going on

I thought you were pro material Prime to make the big bucks!

I'm going to miss you, pal.

That wasn’t very nice

Eric Taylor’s Dillon Panthers It looks More like a nursing home then a football team

That’s two this far

Purdue the game is yours Notte Dame is gonna choke

here, eat this! Leave me alone and let me work!

Hey!? Where's Our Chek?

Only 89 days until the wedding Gotta toughen up

Hi, I'm a warrior but i'm playing pally today

Now, you will go to sleep. Or I will put you to sleep.

You have no serious injuries. Just keep off your feet for a few days.

You Will Deploy this module, you jackass.

It's wide open. All you have to do is tap it in.

Anthony brown learned how to throw. Uh Oh

He's bringing in some big crowds.

Yeah, everyone seems to be coming along…. Well, I’M NOT, DOUG

Double breasted, single breasted Who gives a shit?

retrieve, click, done

This movie sucks

BUT THERE’S A PROBLEM. YOU’RE NOT ANY GOOD.

Im out of here. Being a cunt and taking the Sopranos first overall is calling my name in the game room

What is your favorite Sandler quote? Answer Me!!!

FOR JACK WOOD ANYTHING

I believe this office belongs to my dad!

Put that on my tab.

And You Can Count On Me beating you in 5.

Bob stedefore accomplished this feat No more than 10 minutes ago

Im dedicating my round to Bobby’s memory

That was great. I know you will kick his ass.

Mario learned how to kneel Uh oh

Grandma wants me to be happy

Dammit I hate that Mark McGowan!

Only 364 days till Murph next year I gotta toughen up!

Michael Keaton was the best Batman in life

364 days till the next DB&T bags tournament. I got to toughen up!

He's won here 3 years in a row.

You know what the pathetic thing is? you've been trading your whole life

364 more days till the next Shamrock tourney. I got to toughen up.

Myself and Nick Faldo won this thing last year And I’d like to win it again this year

Doesn’t even count JD You jackass

You know what would be great? If I could get a Pepsi.

Shooter's ball is in the woods.

Lions -4, huh? You're fired. Bye bye

nana! get me out of here!

Good shot Mohsen NICE

Sorry ladies I’m not the “gif’ng” type”

Let’s get one thing straight, this is shooter’s tour

I know what you're doing right now and I don't like it

Now how do you feel?

He's the talk of the course...

IS THAT POPPER REGULATION SIZE OR WHAT?!

That was so much easier than putting. I should try and do that every time.

You should talk to my neighbor the accountant

Only 364 more until next years event!

Sacramento ML, huh? You're fired. Bye-bye.

He’s laughing He’s having a good time

Circular. Circle. With the music, the flow. All good things.

And wouldn’t you know it, they’ve been paired together.

you're gonna give that crap of a call up... and focus on fortnite

That’s good. It was a good one. He’s a funny guy!

Oh, he got hit by a car. He's dead.

Mitchell Forrer made that call out no more than 12 hours ago

You like that, old man?! You want a piece of me?

You can’t just draft Goldy he’s Too old

Suspended? Kyle kick him off the team.

I beg to differ… Boutet accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.

I hate that rookie

Better luck next time

Notre Dame... Notre Dame...I called your number didn't I?

You should play in the playaz club open tomorrow.

Happy, the gold jacket's yours, Shooter's gonna choke

Scottie the green jacket’s yours Cam’s gonna choke

How am I supposed to chip With that going on, Doug?

Just hit your ball, if you can find it.

...who's attracting all types to this course. I even saw one guy...

Why can't the person who's closest without going UNDER win? Damn it. I hate that Bob Barker.

Good luck with Boxing

Happy the gold jacket’s yours shooter’s gonna choke

Hey Idit Almost 9 o'clock

Ya, it was funny the first time I heard it.

ALLEN: “100% Bills. Bills are Good.”

Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than 3 holes ago

Kyle My knee/shoulder hurts

Speeding & Drugs, huh? You're fired. Bye-bye.

WHO IN THE HELL PLAYS NORTHMOOR

Andy just posted that in discord no more than 10 minutes ago

Wouldn't sign the permission slip Said it was too dangerous

I thought you liked it here.

Who the hell is Kelly Olynik?

Maybe not. Two seventy-five!

I’m a hockey player but I’m playing golf today

Yeah, Well go be spiritual on someone else!

6 months until next year’s fantasy season Gotta tighten up

Happy Gilmore answers back with a birdie.

All you ever talk about is 117 wins. But there's a problem. You're not any good.

For Tom Raish, Anything.

Better luck next week

Who the hell is Liberty University

You know what's bothering me? You not being available for Destiny when I am.

My shoulder hurts

This guy sucks!

This movie sucks!

What do I know? I’m just a doctor

It’s all in the hips

You should play in the Waterbury Open tomorrow.

I beg to differ, Shawn accomplished that feat no more than a hour ago

Just line up the putt. Don't even look at the hole.

Here just eat that

You were the talk of the tournament, Gilmore.

And my right arm is just a little longer than my left

Lions -4, huh? You're fired. Bye bye

Yeah how many points did she score this week? 63? No she had a good day though

YOU’RE GONNA GIVE THAT SHIT UP AND CONCENTRATE ON RUNNING

Your hips Hurt?

When you want to ride dirt bikes But you keep wrecking

Now your really going to be mad. Greg gets the land for $1 too.

I said I saw it.

I’m sorry baby I didn’t mean that

Oh, yeah. Putting.

for dave fereday, anything!

You can't just take her stuff. She's too old.

I eat three every day to keep me strong

But it is awkward to get to killybegs

Uh-oh Bean learned how to play DFS

Because you’re fat?

Congratulations, murderer. You killed a golf legend.

Shouldn’t have been flying there

She shouldn't have been standing there

For Finance, anything

You’re in my world now, grandpa.

Ladies and gentlemen, Shooter McGavin.

I’m a new englander but im here to be a new yorker

For Lucas Bache, Anything!

When your news feed says a famous person died. Whoa, must be Butt Reynolds or Something.

How am I supposed to chip with that going on, Doug?!

Martha’s Vineyard residents who voted for open borders Deporting immigrants within 24 hours of arrival

Frozen Gif Huh? Well You're Fired, Bye Bye

And you can count on Bob waiting for you in the parking lot.

Doug kick him off the tour

...Ridin' The Blurrg? Ya Actin' Like A Damn Fool!

Forget it. I have to finish.

For Brian Moss... Anything!