Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Erik and Angelica, come on down!!!

You work on Fridays?

This looks like the end fo

For Karin, Anything!

There he is. That worm.

The Other Guy Is Big Check, Leading Money Winner This Year.

Mike C after Double skins night

Nonsense, dear. You're a grown man.

Awh, I'm sorry. Because she's a woman?

Happy, the ball has its own energy or life force, if you will.

Winning is so much better than losing I should just try to win every time

I would have kept going but I need to find new material

Deebo, Tiny Tim? Who gives a shit?

Well Now Your Back Is Going To Hurt Because You Just Pulled monkey Duty

Brandon Bishoff

Is that page regulation size or what!

I believe that's Mr. Hall's

Mr. White sent this same clip a mere 6 hours ago

So no matter what, i'll get some money.

I BEG TO DIFFER... THE MILLER ACCOMPLISHED THAT FEAT LAST SEASON

Talk to my friend Chris. Great hair. Huge ass

How many sacks did he have last year? 0? Yeah, he had a good year though.

Handsome fellow, huh?

Okay, as long as you're willing to admit that. Now...

That was much easier than putting. I should try and do that every time.

I DON't know, it just seems that way 'cause you only got one shoe on.

You eat stress for breakfast?

Myles to learned how to hit… Uh oh.

Shooter now has a commanding lead.

FOR TERRY GILMORE, ANYTHING

YOU'RE NOT ANY GOOD

I hate that UCLA college team

Riggs, the gold jacket is yours. Waters is gonna choke!

Almost nine o'clock.

Yes! Man! 2008, elf 2003

The Green Jacket is Yours, Shooter's gonna choke!

That's two thus far, hanback

Well now your back's gonna hurt, cuz you just pulled tire changing duty

Tywin Lord Reyne Gold Coat... Green Coat... Who gives a shit?

Minus the unattractive part

Where's my check?

HA on the one cheek and then sure enough PPY right there on the other

You can count. Good for you.

You know what the pathetic thing is, you've actually been working all day

Whoa, you're confusing me. Just let me put the ball in the hole

Lets make a little noise here huh

- Kick him off the Tour. - He hasn't broken any rules.

Scotty the green jacket is yours! Rory is going to choke!

Don't turn your back on me. Listen, this is Burny's tour

Susie Rothenburg

...this fresh, delicious, tasty...

Best bring that pink slip old man

McCaffrey is....

So I moved to Egypt, where there's not a hockey rink within 1500 miles.

Take in the requirements Block out the product vagueness

Oceanside Solutions accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.

Who the hell is yubin jang?

Blowing a 17 point 4th quarter lead? The Detroit Lions accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago

SUCK MY WHITE ASS ACTIVISION!

Look at the cabbage he's in now.

Pretty Sick, Chubbs

I beg to differ... Mr. Clark logged that leg of the wager no more than a day ago

I'd like to see you try.

I was wrong, you were right

Possess firefighter qualifications? Well you’re fired. Bye bye

Francisco Lindor accomplished that feat no more then 2 Hours ago

Only 31 days until nationals I gotta toughen up

My birthday Huh? well you're fired bye bye

Check the name tag, you’re in my world now farfalle FGT

FBI I believe that’s Mr. Palmer’s

Suck my white ass, ball!

He's going to play By God he's gonna win

What would I know? I'm just a doctor.

Marty, shut up and I'll tell you.

Well well well. Mookie Betts is human after all

The United States got a few lucky punches But I still feel I won the fight

Hell no. Damn alligator bit my hand off!

You hit that guy!

Anyone tapped the keg yet? I'll pump. I'm Happy Gilmore.

Well, better luck next quarter.

I hate that autocorrect

Here's a camp speaker Just leave us alone

Nice shooting, soldier.

Yeah. Where did he finish again? Dead last? Yeah, he had a good day.

for Amber grither, anything!

Nick Faldo and I won last year. I'd like to win this year

I beg to differ Mr Strider accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago

What are you doing katie riding a bull? you're acting like a damn fool!

Don't break the wrist.

I'm close to getting her house back.

Welcome to soggy San Francisco...

HERE YOU GO NOW LEAVE US ALONE!!!

WhoUIs,all you ever talk about is lickin up sweet cunts,but your not any good.

THE PRICE IS RIGHT. HAPPY [BIRTHDAY, Yeo]!

This is hand made quality shit we’re talking here

Anyone else want McDonald’s?

Give me a beer, pal.

maybe this is a new yankees team

...meaty, turkey-filled...

Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)

Draft a press release stating Gilmore is being thrown off the Tour.

You know that sister sister lady? I think I just killed her.

Tim Teblow did have a beard

You can’t draft those guys, they’re… just too old!

I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know

Face it, Zac. You are a winger

I though you were betting Green! Primed to make the big bucks!

For Lucas Bache, Antything!

I didn’t steal it. I was testing its durability.

damn it i hate that tom brady!

Damn it, i hate that 2-3 zone

Javy learned how to hit Uh Oh

Doing the worm?! You're acting like a damn fool.

That’s...that’s super

Can I trouble you for another pull request review

RPI....WSI....Who gives a shit?

You know what would be great? If I could get a UPC.

Rosie, the green jackets yours Rory’s gonna choke!

You know the pathetic thing is You’ve Then doing low-voltage your whole life

Your pretty sick pookie

It struck my foot.

That orderly is nice. Don't you like him?

Ryan the Championship is yours Benny’s gonna choke

My right arm is just a little longer than my left

Now that’s what I call a hole in one

You can't give Makarov the Calder He's too old!

DAMN IT I hate big o

The Dodgers accomplished that same feat No more than one week ago

for amber grither, anything!

You're right, but I need money.

if i saw myself in a picture like this i’d have to kick my own ass

Dammit you people This is Golf!

Is that Gilmore again? How many times has he tried out?

I thought we'd come Home teach!

Now you're gonna get it, Bobby!

And you can count on me wishing you a happy birthday

What are you talking about?

Don't worry about Lauren, she can live with me... be my maid.

Where were you on that one, dipshit?

I got a B Leaguer record

What do you want for it?

Norman spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff.

Team #1 At the top from start to finish

“You should be working at the snack bar”

When somebody invites me to a shit coin conference

Yeah, right, I'll get right on that lady

How am I supposed to go to Chris’s with that going on

You will not get in shape… ya jackass

For Vance, anything.

You got the ball?

Koepka, I called your name, didn't I?

For Jeff Boehne, ANYTHING

What team do you play for?

Move it downstairs. We will play with you everyday

That's two thusfar shooter!

It just seems that way 'cause you only got one shoe on

This looks like the end for tyson

Yeah, right, I'll see you guys there...

Aaron, I called your number, didn’t I? Better luck next year.

Yeah, I'm gonna beat your ass out there.

That's my button Don't you ever touch my button

Coming right up!

Green sailboat, blue sailboat, who gives a shit?

Anyone want a desk lamp? My treat!

Public relations lady, you seen Ragone around?

he shouldn't have been standing there.

Uh oh… Summey learned how to cook

You know Jon will make everything okay.

You know the real hero here is rpower staff, Everytime I visit, it gets harder to leave..

You're right. It is.

I got my car back,see?

If I was like that, I'd kick my own ass

Somebody's closer.

for amber grither, anything!

I believe that’s Mr. Palmer’s!

Listen to what I say

Hey, DillonDomer2010 is dead you know He fell off a cliff, died on impact

Oh, really? Where's Liam?

Roletto… I texted you didn’t I? Well, better luck next year.

Till the night closes in

Somebody’s a swoogin!!

My girlfriend's dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.

I meant at the polls

Dammit I hate that Mark McGowan!

You dip shit in your cheese

You touch me, I burn the house down and piss on the ashes.

Zach Sucher? Who the hell is Zach Sucher?

Lee learned how to bowl. Uh-oh.

Shooter, playing like he really wants that gold jacket

That's a tremendous looking trophy.

This league sucks!

Kick him off the tour doug!

I know why you’re trying to do right now And I don’t like it

Mattingale achieved that feat Almost every day for the past month

Where are you going with that ball punk?!

- Did you see that? - Yes. Nice.

where were you on that one, dipshit?

I don't want the battlefield beta... I want the whole thing!

It’s a little to the left. No, you think that cause you only got on sock on.

I'm dedicating my performance in the friendly this evening to trapattoni's memory

Santo I called your number, didn't I?

Who the hell is Hoppy Meyer?

Son of a bitch ball, why don’t you just go home?

Well, well, well. Carson Beck is human after all.

That's your Capitol! Are you too good for your Capitol!?

Incredible! Happy Gilmore wins the gold jacket.

PLenty more where that came from. Yeah!!!!

you could trade for a warm glass of shut the hell up

Cant learn that on a hockey rink

This thing sucks!

Congratulations, murderer.

But what do i know I’m just a doctor….

At the end of day three, Happy Gilmore has the lead.

Good call on Notre Dame

Okay, we'll go on a date. But just as friends.

Is it safe to say that Donald Trump did to the Republican Party what Happy Gilmore did to the tour in 1996??

This is a biggie, pal. I got to make some real money.

- How's Grandma? - Super. It's arts and crafts time.

Happy Birthday Kyle

Well, well, well. Vasilevskiy is human after all.

Gay, huh? Well you’re cancelled. Bye-bye

Harness in the good air, block out the covid

Please don't go.

If Gilmore sinks this, it will cap an amazing comeback.

Good! Get the hell out of my life! Who needs you? Beat it! I've seen those finger paintings you bring home and they suck!

I'd play supercoach off Frankenstein's fat foot Those are the rules, I didn't write em!

Remember Boys play tonight and my zingy twitched

I saw cooper drop 44 points...

I'm turning it into my trophy room.

Andy Slichter just posted that in discord no more than 10 minutes ago

KMac… I called your name, didn’t I?

Pizza Hut, Pizza Hut, Pizza Hut, McDonald’s, McDonald’s McDonald’s PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA HUT LET’S GO TO PIZZA HUT AND THEN WE’LL BUYPOWERHULU

It ain't over yet my Griffin The way I see it, weve only just begun

Martin your so lucky we don't have a Telstra garden!!

B talking to Zach

The bat went further than the ball!

Nick Faldo and I won last year. I'd like to win this year.

Is that goal regulation size or what?!

Well, soon your back will hurt because you just got landscaping duty.

Two seventy-five. And three.

Well.. Better luck next week

What about Sands Well, better luck next year

I'm not. With the great players here, anyone could win.

2 Days Till Baseball Tryouts Gotta Toughen Up

That wasn't very nice!

Somebody's closer

Oh hello My fingers hurt

Play the ball as it lies. I hit it off Frankenstein's fat foot.

Pho John Jones, anything.

Is that funny? I don't hear you laughing now!

To hell with that, I’m playing for Hamlin!

- It was the first time I heard it. - Drink up.

Ya, How’d Jacob finish again? Dead last? Yeah, he had a good day.

Damn it I hate that evander Kane

Who the hell is Anthony Edwards?

Stirland, you won this week didn't you?

Red the Ryder cup is yours to win Marcs gonna choke

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Who the hell is Ryan Gerard?

CA, the gold jacket’s yours. Chism’s going to choke!!

This Team Sucks

He's climbing! He shouldn't have left the room!

Bend your knees. Remember, it's in the hips. You're doing great.

Yeah, laugh it up. Enjoy your night.

Cut that out. You're making me sick.

Well moron, good for Kyle por - - oh my god

dammit i hate those large parent co.s

Bend those knees, real good

My girlfriend is dead you know? She fell off a cliff. Died on impact.

For jd anything!

This is my first time.

Well well well, Tyson is human afterall

It’s all in the hips

Yeah, how are they going to finish again? Dead last? Yeah, they had a good day

I accomplished that feat No more than a week ago

When cole outsdrives me on draft weekend.

Maybe this is a new jonse

and how much did they win by? 3 points? oh Yeah yeah, they had a good day though, thank you.

You off the Tour.

Hey I'm on severance but i'm playing golf today.

I'm dedicating my Fantasy Football Season in Stones’ memory.

Talk about a hole in one.

When all you do is study board material and then look at school lecture

sounds real useful

NEXT UP: BRADBERRY, JAMES AND GILMORE...STEPHON

Terrific. The nail comes out next week.

Happy is really on today.

I eat pieces of McGriddle like you for breakfast

Spoken like a true asshole

I should try and do that every time

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

You know the bedroom next to the stairs?

Don't be an asshole. Give me six months. I'll work with you every day.

Congratulations... .... murderer

He’s going to be rooting for hockey.. super

How am I supposed to chip with that going on?

Dammit I hate that Ben Weiss

And you can bet on me Waiting for you in the Mesa CC parking lot

Hey anyone two the keg yet? I’ll pump

He got a hole in one on a par four.

Well, well, well. Tom Brady is human after all.

Soggy San Francisco host of this year’s Pepsi Pro-Am.

The Krusty Krab? Is HUMAN after all

Mrs. Gilmore owes the IRS $270,000 in back taxes.

I got a call from Motts comp

Feel the flow, Happy. It's circular.

Here, eat that! Leave us alone!

Lets make a little noise here huh

Happy Gilmore accomplished that joke ranking no more than an hour ago.

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

...you have to give me a big, fat kiss.

well, you're fired bye bye

Martha’s Vineyard

I want you to take extra special care of her.

I hate that Andy Dalton

England learned how to bowl Uh oh

Clear copy, clever copy...

Howd he finish again?? Dead last

364 more days until next hockey season I gotta toughen up

You gonna recite me a poem easy Geez, you love this barstool stuff huh?

You think you’re better than me?!?

65, 56… who gives a shit

For james crow Anything

Mr tongavailoa accomplished that feat no more than 12 hours ago

Well Im Not Jake

Here, take your bags, leave us alone

CoreLogic begs to differ

What about Sands Well, better luck next year

I'll text you next week brother dahl In case you change your mind

Not from what - from whom. Come down to the cellar. You wanna know who Fred Krueger was? He was a filthy child murderer who killed at least 20 kids in the neighborhood... kids we all knew. And Amazon Prime Video and He's dead because hit entertainment killed him.

This is not a movie, no matter how much you want it to be. This is violence. You're creating the opposite.