Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I hit it off Frankenstein's fat foot. Those are the rules.
Gold jacket, green jacket... who gives a shit?
Oh, miss?
Naw, you think that because he's Canadian
Hhhhh
Only 244 more days until next baseball season I gotta toughen up!
Yep
You think you’re better than me!
It's a secret of the pros
Talk to my neighbor the accountant, probably a great golfer...huge ass
Nedd Brockmann accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago
this
We’ll be here playing for no cash or prize still!
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Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass
364 days until 2021 fantasy football championship
Kick him out of the league Jason
Jeremy learned how to putt. Uh-oh.
It's in the hips.
I bet you got a lot of that On let's make a deal
Y'know, Sergio Garcia and I won this thing last year. And I'd like to win it again this year.
Instead of answering the riots He's reading UNC news
My grandma's been here over 60 years. You can't take her house.
Stoch Accomplished That Feat Two years ago
Well, ease it on someone else.
you knocked down those trees! they shouldn’t have been standing there
I believe that’s Mr Dowsett’s
Shooter don’t forget your 9 iron
The Simpsons 1989-2013
That was not managing the game
Answer me!
Nice people, nice grass, and I hope you brought your bathing suit
C'mon, that's funny! Yeah... It was funny the first time I heard it.
I'm dedicating my performance at the Tour Championship to Kory's Memory
You're gonna die, clown!
Nuh-uh! I called it first.
Hey, he’s not wearing a mask!
I'm playing for Chubbs.
Theres just one problem kenny Youre not any good
Jared’s life
Great. Now I have a tower blocking my ball.
This is not a movie, no matter how much you want it to be. This is violence. You're creating the opposite of comedy.
the comment went further than the post
Hollywood invites you to shut the hell up
For Ken Wohl, Anything.
...Terry O'Reilly, "The Tasmanian Devil".
Aim for a spot six inches in front of the hole. Line up with that.
What just happened, Happy?
Top Jackass T Plow
I know what you’re doing right now and I don’t like it
I tried to stab someone with my skate. Nobody else ever did that.
364 DAYS TILL YHE NEXT DRAFT. I’VE GOT TO TOUGHEN UP.
Only 363 days until next member member Gotta tighten up
Detroit Lions Win
I wasn't watching, I saw the score at half but did they win ? Alright
364 days till the next masters we need to toughen up
Next Up: Lafferty, Daniel And Larson...Paul
Who the hell are the Nashville Predators?
I KNOW WHAT YOURE DOING RIGHT NOW AND I DONT LIKE IT
Wes/Heaston, join us at 8:00 PM On halo.
Almost 7 O'clock
You suck, you jackass.
I stink. I'm not going to win.
Only 180 days until the annual State Farm golf tourney. Gotta toughen up..
What's driving me crazy is you not getting the ball in the hole.
...who can hit the ball half as far as you. You got real talent.
when you get caught bagholding
It is Mimi’s birthday!
- What?! I got to play! - What?! Kick him off the Tour.
Have fun at work tomorrow Rusty
Oat milk, goat milk… Who cares?
Looks like the end for Happy Gilmore
There is no way you could have been as bad at golf as you are at hockey.
Instead of hitting you, he hits Bob Barker.
you will not score 52 more points you jackass
Let me just enjoy the one thing that makes me a bit happy...
Rory gonna choke! Green jacket is yours Cam!
Oh yeah…
The detroit lions accomplished That feat no more than a 12 hours ago
Grandma, you could come live with me.
Yah right Donnelly
The other guy is Shooter McGavin, leading money winner this year.
congratulations, murderer you killed a squadrons legend
Doe
I'm sorry. I have no discretion. Her stuff is now our stuff.
No, You can have fun.
Answer me!
Owens I called your number didn’t I?
what kind of Big Buxxx?
You have one eye.
Okay.
Muahahaha
That's my jacket! It's mine!
"Stoch Accomplished That Feat two years ago”
Those are the rules…I didn’t write them.
Only 362 Days Until Mom’s & Pop’s Gotta Toughen Up
Gonna win
oh...my...god
Hey, Shooter...Wanna go to KFC? My Treat!
Jurkatis bros battle for the bottom
Kick him off the blog
You must be careful with your health.
Who the hell is Jose Ferrer?
Mr. Gilmore, Mr. Lafferty is teeing off now.
Next up: Lafferty, Daniel and Gilmore... Happy.
Tyler learned how to speed up off the backhand uh oh
Only 364 days until EDC I can’t do anything fun gotta build my tolerance
Too busy winning!!!
Are you gonna have any players for MNf? Nah, I’ll just beat him now.
He's taking our food get HIM
This is hand made quality shit were talking here
Who the hell is Cole Strange and where the fuck is Chattanooga?
Some might call it luck, i like to call it... ... well luck i guess, so what?
This looks nice. What is it?
It's all in the hips
NFL FANS REACTING TO MYLES GARRETT NEWS
I meant on sand courts
Tier One, Non-Tier One.....Who Cares?
good luck with that
Friends can listen to Endless Love in the dark
I Want To Watch My Opening To Lizzie Mcguire Soundtrack
Sid the Stanley Cups yours. Ovi's gonna choke
Where did they finish in the playoffs again? Yeah, they had a good year.
Well now your back’s gonna hurt, Joey. You just pulled landscaping duty.
For Bill Belichick, anything!
Damn it! I hate that Baker Mayfield!
You're going to make friends in no time.
I’m sorry baby I didn’t mean that I just yell cause I get scared
Damn alligator just popped up! Cut me down in my prime.
No win wire invite, huh? You're fired. Bye-bye.
Of course. I've heard you've done some really interesting things.
Dark Tales Edgar Allan Poe's The Premature Burial
When Ean Hit that guy Shouldn’t have been standing there
This is not gonna work little Hulu
toney learned the chiefs offense uh oh
I want to watch my dinosaur train! 2009! PBS
Hit the ball. There's no goalie anywhere to block it.
He's a disgrace to the game!
Riley doesnt coach here anymore Uh oh
friends watch their shit in the dark
#emergencyroomlife #mondays
Damn it, I hate that Carol Baskins
I should try and shoot 66 every time
Cocaine, Molly... who gives a shit.
For Lauren Riggs, ANYTHING!
Your happy place.
I meant on the gridiron!
Fat Model; Skinny Controller That was not a skinny controller
For Daniel Peacock, Anything!
Think of it this way. The other team has pulled their goalie.
I Want To Watch My Showtime
Well, better luck next year.
donald the elction is yours biden cheated, gonna choke
I believe that belongs to Mr. Wembanyama
Shooter.
This is not real smart, kid.
Mr. White sent this same video a mere 6 hours ago
for dick, anything
easy...
49ers to Cowboys
Mike, shut your trap.
Look at that monster.
You know, Nick Faldo and I won this thing last year. And I’d like to win it again this year.
See you guys in Vegas? Monday through Wednesday??? My treat!
You know what would be great? If I could get a Pepsi.
Gypsy Dan
TOO OLD!
Anybody else’s fingers Hurt?
Sandie look out ahh!
For Chris and Thunder, Anything!
I believe that toy is me kiptyns
I enjoy real estate speculation.
Nice shot! Fifteen feet short of the hole.
Wittwer? I called your name didn’t I? Well, better luck next year
Beat it Zach
RETURN. DAMAGED. LIE. DENY.
Wildcat huh? Well you’re fired bye bye
8 iron huh? Well you’re fired. Buh-bye.
I know he's a little rough. Let me work with him.
DES
Jonas Vingegaard Accomplished that Feat no more than one year ago
You know what the pathetic thing is? You've been playing Fantasy Football your whole life
Why don’t you shut the hell up
Dammit, I hate doing pilots
364 days til next baseball draft
Secret Of the Pro’s
Happy learned how to putt... Uh Oh
I’m playing for Stubbs
Where’s my check
...the secret of making a great slap shot.
Where did he finish? dead last? yeah he had a good year though
- Where are you going? - To learn to play golf.
How am I supposed to chip with that going on?
Now you’re gonna get it, NCAA selection committee!
You got an advantage over any other golfer.
You think so? Give me my wedge.
I hate soccer
You can count on me waiting for you In the afc title game
4 HOURS 50 MINUTES TIL FIRST PITCH GOTTA TOUGHEN UP
Silver Acres Rest Home. It looks more like a country club.
This call is about business
Yeaaa.. Everyone seems to be coming along...
War Boys, the Playoff win is yours, No Fate is gonna choke.
Is that good?
Damn It! I hate that Joe Biden.
It that goal regulation size or what?!
Damn it, I hate that Tom Brady
This event is destroying golf.
Because you’re fat?
Where were you on that one? Dipshit
How am I supposed to shit with that going on
ALLen: For me, it is a no brainer. Bills are playing great right now. Bills are good.
Jason Airbnb hosts
But there's a problem OU's not any good
You’re gonna give that shit You’re gonna concentrate on softball
Haha
Big Daddy accomplished that feat no more than an 24 years ago
You made a bet. Pay the man.
Ohtani accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago
This guy.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Hello. I'm Verne Lundquist, with Jack Beard.
My boss on the phone with a department store, yet again, rebuking their criticism of our quality inspections:
It's like a carousel
Everybody seems to be getting shinies...
Fine. Thank you.
Is the floor level?
Happy, the gold jacket’s yours. Shooter’s gonna choke!
You will not make this putt, you JACKASS
Stanley Hudson did have a mustache.
You know what.
Remember, it's all in the hip. Come on. Work with me.
My shoulder hurts
You like to lick and bite shit?
Joe the presidency’s yours. Trump is gonna choke!
For Jake cauley, anything!
That's unbelievable
Only 162 days til CPX Vegas Gotta toughen up
You know what’s pathetic? You been bowling your whole life ! When the whole league is salty bc couple rookies and two solid players take 1st place
You eat pieces of $#!+ for breakfast??
Donnie the Presidency is yours Shooters gonna choke
You will not get a facebook reply ya jackass!
Wyndham the free jacket is yours Rory’s gonna choke
Who the hell is Tanner Laczynski
Go to your happy place
Easy now, you gonna recite me a poem or something?
Arkansas State, Alabama State, who gives a shit?
This is high quality shit were talking here
When it comes to your health you can’t be too careful
Tap, tap, tap-a-roo.
The price is wrong Jason
Dude I can't eat that tell them to stop somewhere else! Fuck
The tolerant left
When your trying to chill and your lady starts trippin
Step right up See if you can beat the Bixby model
...with his huge drives and bizarre behavior.
You should talk to my neighbor, the accountant Probably a great golfer, huge ass
It’s all in the tips. It’s all in the tips
Where were you on that one, dipshit?
Opening the VHS of Pixar's 2003 Finding Nemo
It ain’t over yet Dodgers The way I see it we’ve only just begun
how'd he finish? dead last? oh yeah he had a good year though
How'd did he finish again? Dead last?
Bong I saw those Letterboxd reviews you wrote and they suck
I
What's going on here?
Damn alligator bit my hand off!
For Josh Anderson Anything!
Better luck with your next gm
And up next, just before midnight, we have our final performance of the evening, with Adam Sandler bringing the world together, with a special performance of John Lennon's Imagine.
275!!
Oat milk, goat milk… who cares?
Well well well, looks like Bryson is human after all
So you're a hockey player.
What are you doing Fuller, tying your shoes? You're acting like a damn fool!
I’d like to win it again this year
My right arm... ...just a little longer than my left
Football
Why do you make me act like that, huh?
Get Away from My Puck! I’ll Bother You
- You try it. - It's not as easy as it looks.
I got something for you, too.
Ray Finkle accomplished that feat no more than 30 years ago
Who the Hell Is Emmanuel Rivera?
Oh cool…*fart noise*
364 more days I gotta toughen up
Is this guy kidding?
HELL NO
That is so much easier than playing all night. I should try and win the first game every time.
Check out the name tag
That is not entertainment.
I was wrong, you were right.
I'm glad to see you, too.
Slock goals are over.
Shooter I thought we were gonna be friends
Talk about a hohl in one
I got it!
Just easing the tension, baby!
Jarrel sent this exact video no more than 6 hours ago
Happy, the gold jacket's yours
Whoa, look out.
And you can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot in Sarasota!
It’s all in the charts
Yeah how’d he finish again? Dead last? Yeah he had a good day though thanks.
Dammit I hate that Steve Roberts
I beg to differ. No less than 26 people made the exact same comment
Einstein WAS a patent clerk.
They got one. Gimme one of them big ones. I don’t care.
Hey, he’s not wearing a mask!
38 days until kickoff. I gotta toughen up!!!
Your notes are that way
Suspended? Roger, kick him out of the league.
Trump’s gunna win. Uh oh.
Damn it, i hate that Steve Bruce
You know the pathetic thing is? You’ve been watching games your whole life
For Dave jones, anything!
Türsten, du bist aber schön hmm hmm hmm
Oh, Kilmer?
9 months until next suppression test, got to toughen up
Maybe they could put a cowboy on top of there Being called a biologist when you are a range guy
damn traptex bit my hand off!
Gotta admit tho.. only league with fans seems a little crazy.
When the random single wants to hang out after the round