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Face it brinker, you’re a cornholer!
TELL YOUR FRIENDS
YOU WILL NOT SPELL IT RIGHT YOU JACKASS.
I threw my bumper at a guy Nobody else had ever done that before
- You go. - I love you.
Luka donçic accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago
You know what's pathetic? You've been playing golf all your life.
you will not watch this show, samurai jackass.
How am I supposed to nap With that goin on?
.
I hear the Cavalier Crystals calling my name from the crystal page.
YOU KNOW WHAT THE PATHETIC THING IS? YOU’VE BEEN PLAYING FANTASY ALL SEASON.
Plastic ramps, metal ramps Who gives a shit
All you ever talk about is Gale’s popcorn. There’s a problem, it’s not even good
I even saw one guy Wearing one of those beer dispensing plastic helmets
You should be working at the snack bar, not coaching college football.
Jackass!
Good luck!
Dam you people! This is golf!
For Matthew Sharkey Anything!
Thank you, two.
Kevy westside accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago
Remember what I said.
Who gives a shit
Corso the first draft picks yours, Clifton’s gonna choke
The real winner today is Junky Junction. Every time I land here it's harder to leave
- That can't happen. - It can, and I don't want it to.
Latoli, Latuli Who gives a shit
Steve, kick him out of the league
Plat 2... Plat 3... Who gives a shit?
If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass
I believe that’s Mr Gilroy’s
When you love Adam.Snadler
This is gonna be hilarious. Look how he’s standing!
.
Kick him off the team, Doug!
Gold jacket, green jacket who gives a shit
This guy doesnt suck
David, The Mike Williams Contest is yours. Scott’S gonna choke.
Where you going? I got Subway.
********Breaking ******** shooter quarantined after Waterbury
For Mike Martens Anything!
You've got a tv bigger than anyone else
I'm a Web Engineer playing Security Engineer today
You’re gonna give that shit up You’re gonna concentrate on softball
Face it S. Khuu. You are a golfer!
I love it, Mott looks so handsome.and It makes Kilmer hungry.
Carson Wentz
Damn you people! This is golf, not a rock concert!
YOU EAT SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF JOHNSTON STREET?!
Only 244 days until Nick’s wedding Gotta toughen up.
Damn you, Playfords Go back to your shanties!
Well well well. Mookie Betts is human after all
Owens I called your number didn’t I?
Jason Pierre-Paul 4th of July PSA: Be careful with fireworks!
Suck my white ass!! Ball!!!
And you can come on me in the parking lot.
...but I can't believe he's playing after being hit by a car.
Damn you people. Go back to your shanties
I can send extra special tech resources your way For nothing.
Apparently grandma is quite a mover.
Sean, I thought we were gonna be friends
What would I know? I'm just a doctor.
You used to fuck guys for breakfast?
And slanting left
Trimmers in 2026
Now you're gonna get it, Palestine!
What? Friends listen to "Endless Love" in the dark.
For Bryce Schmidt ANYTHING!
Dammit, I hate that Kirk Cousins!
Damn it I hate that Joe Biden.
Hendrick, huh? Well, you're relegated. Bye-bye.
Kweller accomplished that feat No more than an hour ago
Hey Kevin - Wanna go to Red Lobster? My treat!
You’re pretty sick, Chubbs.
Your zingy twitches to boys playing??
believe that belongs to Mr Shepard!
I believe that’s Mr. Rogerson’s
Softest move in the league
Did you really need extravagant to you?
Amazon Prime Video Hulu
You can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot
Mr. Gilmore, Virginia Venit. I'm P.R. Director of the Tour.
The Avs are going nowhere Barry and taking you with them
SUSPENDED???
ALMOST NINE O’CLOCK
Let's get one thing straight..... This is shooter's tour!
Grandma wants me to be happy.
I’d rather go 1-11 than be 10-3 with a loss to the National Champs
almost nine o'clock
Must be something in the water
Good news we're extending mommy and parker time By 2 hours today
How can I GIF with that going on?
Eeeeeveryone seems to be coming around
I'm a hockey player playing IT today.
Oh wow, gluten free pancakes on the menu, that’s gr... OH MY GOD
Here.
God I hate that Bryce Harper
When you paddle into a new lineup for the first time:
Real estate speculation is a hobby of mine
I beg to differ, Connor Mcdavid accomplished that feat no more than 10 minutes ago
These Japanese fans
FOR JUSTIN JORDAN ANYTHING
I got my hand back, see?
My grandfather built this house with his bare hands.
Let's just play some golf.
For smcnd anything!
How am I supposed to get a fit off with that goin on Doug?
Jackass!
David, The Mike Williams Contest is yours, Scott’s going to choke
Dang you people! This is golf, not a rock concert!
CURAHEE HUH? Well XO you’re fired.
M&Ms huh? Well, you’re out the shed
Suter
Good News! We're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today!
I thought we were gonna play!!
I thought you were pro material Primed to make the big bucks!
I believe that badge belongs to Mr. Vorpahl
Here comes the bobcat protest!
Oh and Happy…Dress nice, huh?
THAT’S TWO, THUS FAR
What do you think of Altuve, Jordie, and Shark?
Okay. Fine. But he's your responsibility.
Yeah how’d he finish again? Dead Last? Oh yeah he had a good day though thanks.
You smell a warm glass of Shut the **** up
Hey Haman
Gator took my hand on wheeler So i took his left eye
Your going to give up that siege shit. and your going to concentrate on helldivers, borderlands, and battlefield
Let's make a little noise here
No need. This was on the message boards Wes is gone!
like i'll drain grace out but the truth is you never know so i guess you got dripunk with her i'm making the most of wasting her cause tonight it's going down with the buck stopping drunks before uwases battery our throughts but the truth is you never have to know, so i guess you love the box things talk them out act like you're gonna lose it
That’s- that’s super.
He was capped by England. That's super.
Listen, I will get that $270,000 and get your house back.
Hey Travis, wanna go to Red Lobster and talk about Daisy? My treat!
Ryan, I called your name didn't I? Well, better luck next year!
Penge, I called your name, didn't I?
For James McManus Anything!
When A Idiot Talking About Hairstyles & Dreaming To Trip To Nicaragua & Make Cover of Laura Branigan's Song At 1996 They Kick Their Eggs
If you can't repay the money in 90 days, we sell the house to someone else.
Give me the ball, alligator
It ain’t over yet, Kirby. The way I see it, we’ve only just begun.
...rules!
I’d like to do it again
Mr. Gilmore! Toidy's to the right, dear.
I saw Lauren having 2 bdays in the woods
For Turcotte, anything.
Hideki learned how to putt Uh oh
We took some giant steps tonight.
Skinner learned how to play goalie Uh-oh
SHOHEI RULES
Can I get a blast when you get home?
Opening the VHS of Pixar's 2003 Finding Nemo
Well, well, well, Happy Gilmore is human after all.
Who the hell is Chris Streveler?
But you've made a lot of money. You could buy her a nice condo.
Mister!
Well?
Damn It, I Hate That Kurt Cignetti
Nah ah. I called it first
...considering the fact that our ratings were...
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I HATE THAT CLOWN
Doug! It's impossible!
Here’s my labs,leave me alone and send me home!
fu...... su........fu............ tttttttttttttuttututututututututu
I knew Happy Gilmore was tough...
Well, moron, good for Lamb... Oh, my god!
Damn it, I hate that Amazon Prime Video
"Isn't This Great? Blue Skies, Fresh-Cut Grass, Birds Chirping
Well Bill Better luck next year
You can buy it back.
Wow That's a tremendous looking trophy
My BGA Handicap is What?
I thought we were gonna play!!!
or how about we burn the house down and piss on the ashes
Now I got a new reason Kicking your ass
I was too busy winning.
Your pedal board is worth $1200!?
Popopopopopo with old spice
Congratulations, Murderer. You Killed A Golf Legend.
That's nice of you to say.
My wife
All good things
Hi! I’m a hockey player And I’m playing golf today
First my dad and now Chubbs.
Damn It, I Hate That Tom Izzo
Cause he’s black?
Here comes the putter throw.
I’m a hockey player But I’m playing golf today
You hate me don’t you?
I hate that troy aikman
That's two thus far, Shooter
What are you doing, Jason... riding a bull? You're acting like a damn fool!
For Nick Placko anything!
hard dependency, soft dependency .....who gives a shit?
Dallas, the division is yours. Phillys gonna choke!
I don't want to do that.
All You Ever Talk About Is Being A Pro football team, But You're Not Any Good
DOING THE BULL DANCE. FEELING THE FLOW. WORKING IT. WORKING IT.
It's good to see you again.
I'm a hockey player playing golf today.
That’s- that’s super.
Winning is much better than losing I should try not to lose every time
DONNA ACCOMPLISHED THIS NO MORE THAN AN HOUR AGO
Mark
Merry Christmas
Get down with the jungle boogie
Happy birthday No drinking in Florida Levi......Where were you on that one dipshit
Now, you make this one in four or less shots...
Just easing the tension. Just easing the tension.
BIG CHECK TAKES HOME THE US OPEN
Face it, Happy. You are a golfer.
No, you think that 'cause you only got one shoe on.
Where were you on that one, dipshit?
You know that ‘Mista, Mista’ lady? I think I just killed her
that's three thus far, cahill
For Alex Vanston, anything!
Josh, the AFC East is yours Tua gonna choke
What’s driving me crazy is you barking carnival on Twitter.
It's like a carousel.
Who the hell is Jose Ferrer?
For Chris and Thunder, Anything!
closing to toy story 2 2000 vhs
Happy gets Hit By a Car it can be Dangerous
LUKE ALTMYER! THROW IT 400 YARDS!
If he has a chance...
Send him home. I'll send him home.
"Wait. He's Restrained Himself. Maybe This Is A New Anthony Frangadakis
If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass
Well Whoop-Dee-Do Get out
Damn it! Damn it! I hate that do
Broncos: Playoff spot’s yours Bengals gonna choke
I believe that's Mr. Bontempelli's
GO BACK TO YOUR SHANTIES
How about the guy who comes in last place?
No, thanks. I don't date golfers.
Anyone Tap the keg yet? Ill pump
For Sydney Ritter.... ANYTHING!!!!
FOR MILLA "SHUT UR TRAP"
Dandy! How dare you kill caillou ! That's it! You're grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 128473947384 years! Go to your room right freaking now!
Some might call it luck, i like to call it... ... well luck i guess, so what?
CFP : Indiana, I called your name right? Welp, better luck next year!
Build requirements block reasonable feedback
Let's go get your house back.
HA" was on one cheek and, sure enough, "PPY" on the other.
Quit, and the house is yours.
**Breaking** shooter quarantines himself after Waterbury Open
Roll Tide, huh? Well, you're fired. Bye-bye.
Thank you, Doug. I saw Doug play yesterday.
Here at that! Leave us alone!
Who the hell is N-Gainz
Where were you on that one, dipshit?
Donald, the election is yours Biden cheated
Yeah. Where did you finish again? Dead last? Yeah, you had a good day.
Damn it... I hate that Mark Teixeira
Just stay out of my way. Or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.
She's an old lady. Look at her, she's old
Except the 1 u really want in the back yard league
...number fifty-two... number sixteen...
Damn it, I hate that Jose Altuve!
First Ozzy and Now Hogan
How'd he finish again? Dead Last. Oh yeah he had a good day tho
Lets make a deal The price is right
Shut up.
Well use it on someone else
Virginia, Just So You Know, My Jacket Size Is 44 Long." And My Right Arm Is A Bit Longer Than My Left."
2.5x EAR, huh? Well, you’re fired.
Grandma, Grandma...
Sorry.
Aladdin Then let's get to work. VHS
FBI I believe that’s Mr. Palmer’s
I got good news. We’re extending Ragweed listening time by four hours today
Let's get one thing straight....this is Bryson’s tour!
God damnit! I hate that damn show..
Juan remembered how to hit. Uh oh.
Yeah how’d he finish? Dead last?
For cupcake cutie Anything!
didn't know he was interviewing I was too busy winning
I bet you got a lot of that on Let’s Make A Deal
Because you’re black
gonna give that crap up... and concentrate on fortnite
The Krusty Krab? Is HUMAN after all
Your battery can't keep up it's too old
Yeah. Where did ND finish in the playoffs? Didnt make it? Yeah, they had a good year.
HES JUST TRYING TO MAKE SOME MONEY. LEAVE HIME ALONE.
Grandma! good news I came in 3rd place
I EAT THREE EVERYDAY TO HELP KEEP ME STRONG
YOU EAT PIECES OF SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF JOHNSTON STREET
360 number 5,632 Chopped me down in my prime
362 days till Akron Gotta toughen up!
QB draw, huh? Well, you’re fired
Dahl and I won last night. I’d like to win again tonight
Aaron, I called your number didn’t I? Better luck next year.
Elon Musk accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.
Sorry Ted
Damn alligator but my hand off!
Who the hell is Connor Brickley?
top text bottom text
this guy rocks
Size 8 footprints. Size 11 footprints.
test test
yes beryl hashtagerette? what do you want? i want to do some kygoing in joondalup.
It's the putter I used when I played... slightly modified, of course.
You could be a big star.
How can I win with that going on?!
I didn't see that. Did it go in? I wasn't watching.
No?
Hey !
Falcons learned how to score. Uh oh.
Well, moron, good for Happy... Oh, my God!
Yeah, where did he finish again? Outside the Ryder Cup spots? Oh yeah he had a good day though.
The price is wrong, bobby!
Ally!
FOR LARRY MUSALL ANYTHING!!!
Aww, I'm sorry. Because she's a woman?
This Gma's smarter than you think!
Who the hell is Ray Davis?
Who the hell is St. Bernard?
They are getting hammered with calls with people that want to see bobcat.
...well, luck, I guess. So what?
You know what the pathetic thing is? Wales has been playing footy their whole lives
do you wanna watch Aladdin?
Congratulations, muderer
Uh oh, Here comes the putter throw
I'll be at the Red Lobster in case you change your mind.
Remember the 'gator that got your hand?
I'm dedicating my performance on the LIV Tour to Seve's memory
you think that 'cause you only got one shoe on.
Awrsome
Damn You People This is Football, not a rock concert.
Yeah, a lot of pressure. Rise above it.
Powerhulu For NES 1987
They're Just Tryin' To Make Some Money Leave Them Alone!
How bout I just go eat some hay? I can make things out of clay or lay by the bay? I just may. What’d ya say?
Doylie and Chook, Gold jackets yours. NATO gonna Chud
legal, risk, must have
Bee Movie (2007)
Johnny Walker- Horseshoe Bay -2016
Yeah, everyone seems to be coming around.
Hey, it is about time. I just couldn't get the ball in the hole. I wanted to, but I couldn't.
Kyle the Gold Jacket’s yours, Jakey’s gonna choke
gotta go be a cunt and take the sopranos first in the game room
SDSU, the gold jacket’s yours. Gonzaga’s gonna choke.