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Paint job, wrap job, who gives a shit?
Garage shouldn’t have been standing there
I'm dedicating the rest of my performance for fantasy to Wes' memory
How’d he finish again? Dead last? Oh yeah he had a good day though thanks.
I will not tolerate this behavior. Gilmore is gone.
The biggest trophy in golf is yours Xander Scottie’s gunna make an illegal turn
Mr. Woodland. Get out of the way.
You could meet me between a warm glass and shut the hell up
364 DAYS TILL THE NEXT DRAFT. I GOT TO TOUGHEN UP.
Rory learned how to putt…uh-ohhhh
.
I'll just do my best.
I beg to differ. Diddy Kong accomplished that feat no more then an hour ago!
Next up, Lafferty, Daniel and Birthday, Happy
If you're free, join us at 9:00 on the ninth green.
You know what else is unprofessional? A Solar company owner with an arm growing out of his ass…
Josh, the AFC East is yours Tuas gonna choke
If I saw myself drinking that I'd have to kick my own ass
Kick Him out the chat Doug
I beg to differ Mr O’Conner accomplished that no more than 48 hours ago
No!!!!
364 more days till the next Phoenix Open. I got to toughen up.
Hi, Grandma.
Shooter! I thought we were friends!
That code does not look like the docs
Tony Romo
7 more days till the Toc, I gotta toughen up!
I'm going to take extra Special care...
so you're blaming it on the underworld now? well a guilty finger points at it.
Trimmers in 2026 My fingers hurt
Let's get something at the Red Lobster. My treat.
Got something for you too
Give me...
Dammit I hate that Ben Weiss
Face it, Donald. You are a golfer
Well, moron, good for happy Gil…OH MY GOD!!!
I was on this tour for one reason... money.
Psycho!!!
Uh oh Bryce learned how to get lefties out
I know what you’re doing right now and I don’t like it.
My endless love
VOGELBACH
What is he 10th in total points? Yeah most feared for sure.
I hate that clown
The way we see it EP/LC We've only just begun!!
You got to give that shit up and concentrate on beans.
damn it i hate that tom brady!
FOR DANIEL FRAZEE... ANYTHING!
When you wanna raise your prices
Damn it!!
I'm aware of that. Thank you.
I will. I just have to go
Good News! We're extending the audit by 4,500 hours today!
Well, good for Melbourne…Oh, my god!
How am i supposed to work with that going on?
Grant just so you know my Quarter Zip is a Medium
That was funny the first time
Adrian, just so you know I’m a 42 long..
Opening To Yes Man 2009 DVD
Na it seems that way because you only have one shoe on
Hello no! Dammed alligator bit my hand off!
There is no shame in throwing in the towel.
VOGELBACH
I hate that Andy Beyer
"Choke On That, Baby!"
UH OH… The packers might actually have a defense
Scotty the green jacket is yours, Rory is going to choke!
"HA" was on one cheek and "PPY" on the other.
Shut the hell up.
Get a blanket and suntan lotion 'cause you'll never get off that beach, you jackass
Check out the name
Dynamic risk assessment
but you're not any good.
Great news cul-de-suk
Right, Jan 6 was an attempted coup. Jan 6 WAS an attempted coup.
you know that mstr mstr lady? i think i just killed her.
Camden's that way
psycho
This will be hilarious. Look how it’s mounted
Nor the best puck handler.
Sean, gold jackets yours. Al’s gonna choke.
You can’t charge her with high crimes and misdemeanors! She’s too old!
Oh yeah, defense…
Gold jacket, green jacket....who gives a shit?
How'd Payton Finish last year?
He's just tryin' to make some money Leave em' alone
Only 364 days until the next Orzy’s Gotta toughen up
Open it up B
You going to reunion
That makes one of us.
Got in a car accident with my grandaughter who I was having an affair with!
Congratulations, murderer. You killed a football legend.
We should go on that date. I've been pretty good lately.
I know, I just said I saw..
Playing in the NIT after losing by 33 in the Pac-12 Tournament
This calls about Fantasy, I need your players in the morning.
The Spurs learned how to shoot... uh ohh
Why didn't you answer two of the essay questions Answer them!
One of them Big oned
Anyone’s else wanna go home today?
Nate Dietrich accomplished that feat less than 20 hours ago
Well, better luck Next time
Now you’re gonna get it, selection committee!
That was much easier than game 1, we should try to do that every time
Don't turn your back on me! Lets get one thing straight, this is client work!
You know what the pathetic thing is? you've been wholesaling your whole life.
Gold jacket green jacket.. Who gives a shit
I didnt kill the bear
Don't worry about your grandma. She can live with me... be my maid.
He's old! He's just too old!
Kick him off the Tour, Chris
I've worked hard, I've paid my dues and now... It's Xander's turn.
If I beat you, I get the house. You beat me, I'll quit.
My fingers hurt
Aww, I'm sorry. Because she's a woman?
Good. I'm a hockey player.
Yeah. Where did are the Jets again? Two wins? Yeah, they had a good day.
Guys what’s going on,what about my playoff shot?
We should try and do that every time
He's laughing, having fun.
Don't turn your back on me
For Mark Schiess, Anything!
Things just keep getting worse for Happy Gilmore.
Cold Cut Combo… I eat three every day to help keep me strong
I believe that belongs to Mr. Wembanyama
The Green Bay Packers have signed Mecole…Hardman
Sand Touch Huh. Well you’re Murdered..bye bye
Damn it I hate that Andy Beyer
Dustin Cosse accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago
Congratulations, Murderer.
Of course mam We will look for her
You know what the pathetic thing is? You've been playing fantasy football your whole life
How often do you play?
When you complain about homework And the teacher hears you
“Pa” on the one cheek, and then, sure enough “uly0x” right there on the other.
So no matter what, I'll get some money.
Check out the name tag
POWERHULU! No More Videos No More Powerglove No More Shrek No More Ratatouille No More Bearglove No More NES Go To Your Room
Talk to my friend the engineer probably a great golfer huge ass.
Gennifer, I picked your movie right? We’ll, better luck next year!
— — — — Breaking — — — — shooter quarantines himself after Waterbury
Uh oh giddey learned how to shoot
Don't turn your back on me. Listen, this is Shooter's tour.
LOOK AT ME GO
He Got On The Ground he Hurt Real Bad
CGA
Christian Watson's coming back! Uh-Oh!
All you ever talk about is halo in the old days But you're not any good.
I know what you’re trying to do right now… And I don’t like it.
She dressed like Gene Simmons from KISS to cheer me up.
you’re not any good
He has to focus now. He has to save this one for par.
I didn't break it. I was testing its durability.
But there’s a problem You’re not urban
.
Well, better luck next time
Shooter Wanna Go to the Pool & do some BLIZZY!? MY TREAT!!??
You’d rather be 1-11 than 10-3?
For Happy Lawhead, anything!
SUSPENDED!!!
Simmerer, it’s Chris.
For Amy Dworsky… Anything!
I Hate that Scott Evosevich
No, I don't.
Damn it, I hate that Chris hogan
Woah, must be Taylor Swift or somethin'
I feel a lot of solid energy coming out of you. Good positive aura.
If I saw myself with a putter like that I would kick my own ass
Buffalo Learned How To Power Play Uh ho
Happy, look out!
He's right. Take your shot, Mr. Gilmore.
Happy Gilmore leads the pack.
I'm sorry. Here.
Im him
I wasn't allowed to play pro anymore.
And Shooter can't believe it!
Ya let help you with that Mott
Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago
Damn it, I hate that Donald Trump
You eat wet chickens for breakfast?
Shooter from the sand.
Ohhh, Myles learned how to hit Uh oh…
Yanny, Laurel? Who gives a shit?
Harness the good energy Block out the bad
He's going to play... And by God, he's going to win
You go to therapy one time Now you to good to call a nigga back
Jon, Just So You Know, My Jacket Size Is 44 Long And My Right Arm Is A Bit Longer Than My Left
Only 364 more days until the next trivia night
That was not nice and easy.
Bryson, the green jackets yours! Rory is gonna choke!
She took me to see this movie.
I know what you're doing right now... And i don't like it
that's two thus far Harry
They’re are too old!
You should get some sleep. Tomorrow's a big day.
Of, good. You mean no fun.
We're friends right!!!!!?
Who the hell is Kelly Olynyk?
They're deluged with calls from people who want to see Happy.
You’re gonna give that shit up and concentrate on getting hung
WHY DON't YOU
But there's a problem Dillon Gabriel's not any good
I tell ya… The real winners are the teams without John
I'm him
I got my coach back, see?
Haha Hahaha
Where you taking those clubs, punk?!
You know what’s pathetic? I didn’t even wanna play fantasy this year.
God!
That must be a record
That was much easier than goal line runs I should do that every time
don't worry about that made of wood
I called your name Didn’t I, Palmer?
Mr. McIlroy, I’m your realtor.
Trimmers in 2026 My fingers hurt
That’s two so far Braxton
Ben Kweller accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago
It's about time.
It’s all in the ships
I'll be on battlefield if you change your mind
What the hell are you doing?
Talk about a hit and run
I wasn't watching. I saw it go up. Did it go back in?
If you can't cut through Mike's Shit How are you gonna win at life?
If I saw myself drinking that I'd have to kick my own ass
Hey, where are you going with those clubs punk?
How am I supposed to chip with that going on??
That's why I joined the Tour.
Don't!!!
I’m sorry because your black?
- What happens there? - Secret of the pros.
Kick him out of the league Lesser
Nu-uh. I called it first.
...Grandma, Grandma.
Peace
Sit tight. I'll be right over.
Damn It I hate those Seahawks
Get my kids outta here
Where were ya on that one Deebs?
Well I’m not, Doug!
Don't tell anyone. I'm kind of embarrassed.
He's on the 17th green right now, having trouble closing out his day.
The real winner today is the county of Kildare. Everytime I come here it gets harder to leave.
Psycho
Oh, my God!
Man, this is excellent.
Let me get serious. You're all aware...
After one day, Shooter McGavin is leading.
how am i supposed to chip with that going on?
Only 364 more days until next year’s BMO 3v3 baskeball tournament Gotta get my vertical up
I love it. He looks so handsome. And it makes me hungry.
CK, the gold jacket’s ours. MM’s gonna choke!
I saw Lauren celebrating 2 bdays in the woods
69ers are gonna beat the Hawks. Bears are hosting NFC ‘ship
...all of you are now my friends.
Who the hell is Kelly Olynyk?
If you're not doing anything later Why don't you join us at the new bay house this weekend
Who the hell is Johnnie Bryant?
Happy Gilmore.
Check out the name tag. You’re in my world now, traveler.
It’s slanting...and to the left.
Alright, Bills. Nice and Easy
I’m turning that into my trophy room
Coronavirus
I can take extra care of Bacon for nothing
he's gonna play and by god, he's gonna win
YOU EAT PIECES OF SHIT FOR BREAKFAST??
1 week until tryouts I’ve gotta toughen up
Fuck You
First time at a bar in 3 months
I hate that scott lingle
Adam and Wallace worshipped the GI Joe vids. Alex, Trubs, and Kerry DIDN’T.
God..... DAMMIT
When they see you make a PR and ask you how you did it...
donald slump and peter button. julia grillhard and penny wrong.
How am I supposed to chip, with that goin on?
The golfers of the Tour Championship...
I thought you were pro material. Prime to make the Big Buxxx!
You like that
Shhh!!!
That's not possible, sir.
Slightly downhill and slanting left. No, it only seems that way because you have only one shoe on.
You’re Fired, bye-bye
But if you miss, you have to give me a big, fat kiss.
You know what the pathetic thing is You’ve been playing golf your whole life
If I can beat those other guys... we'll get the house back.
Team #1
For Choppy Gilmore, anything!
I can’t say this kids name Here comes Noah Knigga
I’m a hockey player but I’m here to play golf today
YOU’RE GONNA GIVE THAT SHIT UP AND CONCENTRATE ON RUNNING
Reform Party, Green Party Who gives a shit
I'm dedicating my performance in 2025 to bob uecker' memory.
Green title treatment pink title treatment who gives a shit?
Brenden Kick Them Off Four Ball
JWFRANKL ACCOMPLISHED THAT FEAT NO MORE THAN A YEAR AGO
Us on Friday...
but in the minds of the spectators, there are only two.
Is my puck, baby! Don’t you ever touch my part!
All you ever talk about is being a pro hockey player, but you're not any good.
For Early Break, Anything!!
No, I don't hate you.
I saw two fat bikers in the woods off 17 having sex.
you've got to zap the power oh ho ho yeah zappy zap, you've got to zap the power. yes this was a 90's hit. aqua-zap the power. you've got to zap the power oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah sum sum says;you've got to zap the power.
your battery can't keep upt's too old
Give me the ball.
Opening To
If he doesn't, it's your head.
Top jack ass T Plow
Terrific! The baby comes out next week
How am I supposed to chip with that going on?
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Ghgg
Anyone else's fingers hurt?
For Ryan Hennessy, ANYTHING
But what do i Know I'm just a long-time syndicate manager
For Mr. HOUSE, Anything!
so you got into a fight with and elderly man? Who won that fight anyway?
It ain't over yet, Lambo. The way I see it, we've only just begun.
In the event of a tie, there will be a play-off.
gold jacket, green jacket who gives a sh*t
Dammit!! I Hate Those Wild Turkeys!!
Everytime I com here it gets harder to leave
Uh oh… Summey learned how to cook
All you have to to is just plug it in. Just plug it in.
I'm dedicating my performance at the tour championship to pope Francis' memory
But you’re in trouble. I eat pieces of $@!/ like you for breakfast!
Peak
God, that felt good.
Brooks, the Green jackets yours. Everyone choked
My Current mood
Damn it, I hate that Deuce Knight
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!?
Damn it , I hate that Baker Mayfield
& we have a close race at the top between Shark and Big Check
That was so much easier. I just try to term convert it every time.
Dark Romance Heart Of The Beast
I'm a hockey player but I'm playing golf today.
You're fired. Bye-bye.
Doug!
Penis
...and number forty-three. The rest of you...
Ryan Pepi-Oh My God!
Do you want to know what the pathetic thing is? You have been doing this your whole life
Skinner learned how to play goalie Uh-oh
So, see you at the next tournament?
When Some Asks Me About Another Individual & I'm In My Own Lane
The hell with Canada I’m playing for chubbs
Go wait in the car, Grandma.
Cory Kluber: I hope he wins!
Volkswagen
It happens.. let’s shoot some darts.
Congratulations murderer
Anyone tap the keg yet? I’ll pump.
Almost six o'clock.
Don't worry about it.
It's not like I'm taking her stuff over to my place.
Tennessee -2.5 huh? Well
He shouldn't have been living there