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Now your head's going to hurt.. because you just pulled rbac duty
Let’s just check on Iowa’s opponent next we- OH MY GOD
No, I got to go. I appreciate everything. Wish me luck.
WHEN THE KIDS BRING TOO MANY TOYS TO THE LIVING ROOM
When you forget to turn off Frank the tank after practise
I’m the only guy that ever did that
He's over theres His necks that way
Hey I’m a winger But I’m playing center today
So no matter what I'm gonna get some money
James, Tim, Brian
This is lab grown quality shit were talking here
I already ate.
Big Fucken Day
Good for Jerem..Oh My God!
You don't play with raw emotion. You can't putt angry.
...you want to get some food?
Put that on Motts tab..
Mottttt!
Clear copy, clever copy... Who gives a shit?
This man is destroying golf.
Well Now Your Back Is Going To Hurt Because You Just Pulled Landscaping Duty
For Michael Saltus, anything!
Damn it, I hate that Bob Baffert
Where were you on that one dipshit
You gotta give Dad up and concentrate on
My reign at the top won't be spoiled by some freak sideshow clown
What was that, zero? Yeah they had a good run though.
Number one...
Damn it, I hate that Tim Tebow
Who the hell is Jose Ferrer?
Yeah, Everyone Seems to be Coming Along... Well, I’m NOT Doug!!
Uh oh…. Summey learned how to cook
He got me... but I tore one of that bastard's eyes out
Shit for Sale I shit 3x every morning to help keep me strong
Well, well, well. Vasilevskiy is human after all.
Damn you people! This is golf!!! Not a rock concert!!
Here, take it! Leave me alone
You know what the pathetic thing is? You've been playing poker your whole life
I believe that belongs to Shepard & Asher!
Feel the flow Billy. It’s circular.
That’s why I think people will come to see you. But you have to learn the gif game.
Liverpool got in a few lucky punches But I still feel I won the fight
That was much easier than sweating. I should try to use a pro press every time!
Relax, Bob.
Happy the gold jackets yours. Shooters gonna choke.
Unabomber went to college? How did he finish again? Dead last?
Fine, do whatever you like. What would I know? I'm just a doctor.
Oh yeah, flying
Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass.
dont worry about that made of wood, real sturdy
Spicer.
Welcome to the Waterbury Open. Before we begin, I have a treat for you.
Lsu learned what an offense is Uh oh
Check out the name tag You’re in my world now
That’s two thus far shooter
Koepka, I called your number, didn't I?
I got something special for you.
1996? Inappropriate.
Move the x box downstairs
You're going to give that shit up and concentrate on UO
Deez nuts
I beg to differ David Trone accomplished that fee by 50 fold with only one donor
Rosie, green jacket is yours Rory’s gonna choke!
God i hope he wins
It's just that the air conditioner's broken. I'm getting a little warm.
...vying for the title of world's best...
C'mon, that's funny. Yeah... It was funny the first time I heard it
Oh, yeah!
TELL YOUR FRIENDS
Holy shit.
Gennifer, I picked your movie right? We’ll, better luck next year!
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so you got into a fight with and elderly gameshow host
What the hell?
Dammit I hate those kelce brothers
The price is $200 per quilt.
Gold jacket, green jacket...who gives a shit
I hate to admit this, but this is my first trophy.
Hey Haman You suck, ya jackass
I believe that's Mr. Bontempelli's
If you can’t beat Syracuse, How are you going to beat Baltimore
I was too busy winning
He had a good day though.
This Team Sucks
Mazda
All you have to do is tap it in. Just tap it in.
Egret & Iron Long Drive Competition
Byrd Talking to Zach
You wipe your ass with sentiment?
Are you sure you wanna watch THE lion king (cartoon)
Thank you, Shooter. Sit down.
1976 1993
Owens I called your name didn’t I?
Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.
Yeah well I don’t Chase!
That was so much easier than dying I should just try to not die every time.
God.... DAMMITTTTTT
I hate that Dalvin Cook
I'm offering to teach you how to play golf, personally, for free.
Josh Allen and the bills Accomplished that feat no less than a day ago
Don't get mad at me.
True. I just couldn't get done with Norts Show. I wanted to, but I couldn't.
Well, better luck next week
This is gonna be hilarious.
That's a tremendous trophy.
When someone who does nothing but play golf Monday-Friday talks shit to me
Did you call me a freak?
No, forget it.
Gold jacket green jacket…Who gives a …
Where did URI finish? Dead last? Yea, they had a good day though.
Worm and I won last year I’d like to win this year
I don't like it.
No.
You will not get WFH tomorrow You jackass
You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
I beg to differ
Only 364 more days until the next trivia night
You know what the pathetic thing is? You've been riding dirt bikes your whole life.
That's wonderful, Happy.
No Bijan huh? Well You're fired. Bye-bye.
Now you will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep.
Ok
You must clear your mind of everything else and stay focused.
If you're free Join us for Kart at 6:15
That’s a tremendous looking trophy!
Peyton’s Response
You can't blame yourself for this.
And, Happy... Dress Nice, Huh?
Bama learned how to kick. Uh-oh
And over and again
Uhh uhh I called it first
You don't know who I am, do you?
The Doctor Learned How to GIF. Uh-Oh!
When your husband tells you he’s on his way back but has HD tonight...
Hey, he’s noy wearing a mask!
That’s four Thus Far Shooter
I am a bit bummed. I thought we got money for this.
Figma Make, huh? Well You're fired. Bye-bye.
Everyone seems to be coming around.
You can’t draft him.. he’s too old!
You got the spirit of a hockey player in you, so I figured... why fight it?
I heard about the ace you had on a par four. Impressive.
Gimme one of
The shorter guy is Doug Thompson, president of the Tour.
I'm in the zone. The hole seems to get bigger.
Anthony, shut your trap.
Dallas, the division is yours. Phillys gonna choke.
Nice to meet you.
Somebody got more votes
And you can bet on me waiting for you In the Mesa CC parking lot
Stop being a damn fool!
They will definitely draft me before Greenz this year They saw my power and I'm not drunk
I believe that's Mr. Gilmore's.
I hate that Bryan Boyer
I hate that Notre Dame.
363 days til the square dance I’ve got to toughen up
After the funeral, I was sent to live with my grandma in Waterbury.
Doug, kick him out of the squad!
Bub… i called your name didn’t i?
If I rode bikes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass.
Congratulations, murderer You killed a chicken
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
You will not get this done ya liars
I promise.
Nah, I didn’t see he left. I was too busy winning…
Oh and Happy…Dress nice, huh?
I believe that's Ms Brown!
Who are you waving at Mott?
How am I supposed to Jack off with that going on?
What's that?
You think you're better than me?!
I hate that clown.
You know the REAL champion here is RPower staff Everytime I come here it gets harder to leave..
Only 23 more days until Eldenring DLC
How am I supposed to PROPOSE with that stuff going on
for matt loparco, Anything!
Every time I visit, it's harder to leave.
7am, huh? Well, you’re fired.
How’d he finish again? Dead last!? Oh yeah, but he had a good day though...
Okay. Good luck, buddy.
Bring him to the airport.
Now, you will go to sleep. Or I will put you to sleep.
I gotta play! Doug kick him off the tour
Dad took me to games to see our favorite player...
I WOULD HAVE BUT I SPENT ALL MY WINNINGS ON BILLY STRINGS TICKETS
Baez and Anderson? You’re fired. Bye-bye
Elk when 6.5 creedmor hits
Fine, do whatever you like. What do I know? I'm just a doctor.
Anyway, those jobs weren't for me.
Jack you have to harness in the good energy Block out the bad
For Craig Kordich Anything!!!!!!
Lately, I've been working construction. It's not bad.
Jeff defending his tile work
Well, well, well. Donald Trump is human after all.
Just stand there
Oh, man.
The real favorite is Portland. Every time I visit, it's harder to leave.
Booker dropped 35 on them no more than three months ago.
Cam learned how to froth uh oh
Can’t learn that at X Golf
Update Shooter self-quarantines
Who the hell is Happy Gilmore?
Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those I’d have to kick my own ass
Get that gold Jigboat like I never got
Chevy, too much pee. You're gonna get full of water.
It reminds me of my grandmother.
Next up, Lafferty Daniel And Gilmore.....Happy
Zack Sucher? Who the hell is Zack Sucher?
I’m out of here. I hear that Flush Fever calling my name from the Basin
I saw two big fat naked bikers in the woods off 17 having sex.
I accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.
They could, but they don’t have any money.
Kentucky eats pieces of shit for breakfast?
Jeff, the gold jacket is yours Tom is gonna choke
Cool scarr?
Warren Cook
You got to give that up and concentrate on partying.
Teamsters: where is my check YRC: your cardboard check is in the mail
Is this him?
There's nothing I can do.
I've never seen anyone...
I've seen those ICE rescue pols you bring home And they suck
Go to a Happy Place
Damn it, I hate that Paul!
Colin, I called your number didn’t I? Well better luck next year!
Happy, the gold jacket’s yours. Shooter’s gonna choke!
Jackass
You heard about that?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
You will be an inpatient or I will make you be an inpatient
Scuba Steve accomplished that feat not more than an hour ago...
AND MY RIGHT ARM'S JUST A LITTLE LONGER THAN MY LEFT
just tap it. just tap it. give it a little tappy
Twenty bucks says you can't.
For Dr. Peña-Luna, anything!
who's filling in for rob? maria.
Well Donald...
PP points....5v5 points.....who gives a shit?
hey, he's noy!
Who are you waving at, Happy?
I hate Evander Kane
somebody's score is better...
What was that all about?
It's about Time
Dammit I hate that Steve Roberts
Damnit I hate that Tom Brady
Amazon Prime Video
You're gonna give that shit up You're gonna concentrate on Goff
Fucking shit doney
Brenden Kick Them Off The Four Ball
I’M A TRAIL RUNNER BUT I’Ll BE RIDING A BIKE TODAY
The Dodgers accomplished that feat No more than a week ago
Suspended!?!?
I believe that belongs to Mr Smi
I'm dedicating my performance at the Ryder Cup to Seve's memory
For Chris Mazza... Anything
4 TD's in a half? Josh allen accomplished That feat no more than a day ago
What about Sands Well, better luck next year
Slightly downhill, and slanting left. No, it only seems that way because you have only one shoe on.
I believe that's Mr. buntings.
Gift card huh? You’re fired
The Reagan got a few lucky punches But I still feel I won the fight
It ain't over yet Griffin The way I see it, weve only just begun
They'll out those congressmen Shouldn't have been gay
Must be something in the water.
.
I'm dedicating my performance to their memory
It's a secret of the pros
Where did he finish again? Dead last? Yeah, he had a good drive on the 1st though.
For Matthew Scanna, Anything.
Liverpool got a few lucky punches in there But I still feel I won the fight
Only 210 more days until TLS GrowRuck. I gotta toughen up.
To hell with that. I'm playing for Seve!
"If I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass."
Jackass
But there’s a problem, Kyle You’re not any good!
Right. And Grizzly Adams had a beard.
Don't join the Pro Tour yet.
I can’t accept that
...you win the tournament.
Psycho
You took his hand.
You're a volleyball player huh?
Gary Potter. Great to have you on the Tour.
You’re gonna beat me? At golf?
Wait he's traded into the third. Maybe this is a new pin?
You know what the pathetic thing is You’ve been playing fantasy your whole life.
I didn't see that. Did that go in?
Damnit I hate that Kamala Harris
You can... I just gotta go!
For Dan Adler, anything.
Think of a place that's really perfect.
Damn you ppl go back to your chaired
ITS TIME FOR RUSTICA
When it comes to your health You can’t be too cautious.
How am I supposed to chip with that going on?
.
For Stefano Sciani, anything!
We are VERY good They are NOT attractive
And my right arm is a bit longer than my left.
Yeah.
The new CFO is Peng Han Who the hell is Peng Han?
The club went further than the ball
Chin up, Mott. Don’t feel bad about me.
When I take my beginner friends golfing. And they beat me.
TELL YOUR FRIENDS
Habs eh ? Well better luck next year
I burn down the house And piss on the ashes
That bogey drops him out of the lead.
How am i supposed to measure with that going on doug??
Get that gold jigboat like I never got
Only 6 months until next year’s fantasy season Gotta toughen up
this guy rocks!
Go to see a Therapist once and now…… Call me back dildo
...are you ready to work and do what I tell you?
You faced that lady! She shouldn’t have been standing there!
The Bears Learned How To Offense Uh oh
~———Breaking———> shooter quarantines himself after Waterbury
When the boss man asks your co-workers what you do all day
Well now your back's gonna hurt, cuz you just pulled tire changing dury.
It's about time.
Doesn’t even count JD! You jackass!
I thought we were friends.
Is this a changing of the guard? We'll know in 18 short holes.
Booker dropped 35 on them no more than three months ago.
Damn it, I hate that Bob Barker.
Notre Dame, Notre Dame Well better luck next year
Damn it, I hate Lamar Jackson.
So we'll get the house back?
How am I supposed to watch Steelers/Ravens with that going on
I'm really proud of you.
How am I supposed To chip with that going on?
I need one more favor
That’s two thus far, shooter
This is the last time.
Better luck next year. Tanksss!!
Ok. As long as you’re willing to admit that.
You mean no fun.
That was not managing the game
You're starting to sound like a golfer.
josh kick him out of the league
Three fifty... sold to the gentleman in the white sweater.
Get out of the way.
You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up.
Right. And Grizzly Adams had a beard.
is that (personality) regulation type or what?
don't say that! we're not the hecklers from the muppet show! do we look like them? no! if we were them however we'd be in an opera box pointing fingers and making jokes to tease everyone.
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Technicians a week Into PODs recall
If he cleans up, he can stay.
I
THIS LEAGUE SUCKS
When you get revenge on that person who was talking shit about you
How can I do that?
I believe that belongs to that blonde kid from Lighthouse Christian College!
Did you plan this?
This team sucks
Congratulations,murderer, you killed a track legend.
Association/League Deals
It Ain't Over Yet!
No, he has to hit it now. "Play it as it lies."