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When somebody invites me to a shitcoin conference
Thank you, Doug.
I know what you're doing right now And I don’t like it
Anyone Tap The keg yet? I'll pump
You like being the favorite?
Wait. He's restrained himself. Maybe this is a new Billy
...better luck next year.
Well, better luck next time
"Damn It, I Hate That Bob Barker."
You smell a warm glass of Shut the **** up
Kick him off the tour, Doug
Damn it, I hate that Tom Brady
You gonna give that shit up You gonna concentrate on val
Raiders know how to play defense... Uh oh
FSU, come on down!
We will, I just gotta go
Damn it! I hate that Donald Trump
Antifa, White nationalists.. Gold Jacket.. Green Jacket.. Who Gives a S#!T
Good-bye, darling.
Mike Pence, Cmon down!
For Gaby thomas, anything.
2 days till baseball tryouts, gotta toughen up! Aren't you a pitcher?
Mista Miata
Could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps put me to sleep
Camden's that way
Congratulations, birthday boy You killed the morale
Gold jacket, green jacket...who gives a shit
Happy Birthday!
Oh who won that series anyway?
The bat went further than the ball!
Liberal ? Labor? Who gives a shit
For Bill Belichick, anything!
Congratulations, murderer. You killed a Kings legend.
I'm the club pro here... Chubbs Peterson
I fuck couches like you For breakfast
End of the month is next week
I can do that.
Right. And Grizzly Adams had a beard.
A little over 8 months till the next FF Draft. I got to study up.
.
Plenty more where that came from!
Every limo I have ever seen...
Alright, Happy. Nice and easy.
For steve mayer anything!
Now you will go to sleep Or I will put you to sleep
Josh, the AFC East is yours Tuas gonna choke
Forget it. I'll pick up the rest as I go.
You know what the pathetic thing is... You’ve been playing __________ your whole life.
Dammit, I hate that Jim Harbaugh.
Come on, that was funny.
Plenty more where that came from! Yeah!
Grizzly Adams *did* have a beard.
BUT HE'S A DISGRACE TO THE GAME
*********Breaking ********* shooter quarantined after Waterbury
These Guys Suck!
You Suck! Ya Jackass!
Just cab it in. Just cab it in. Give it a little cabby.
Popopopopopo with old spice
Geez, you really love this GIF stuff
I hate those jihads!
What a shot by Happy Gilmore!
Get off me!
This calls about business. I need Hopkins on my roster, in the morning
That’s not possible sir I beg to differ...Mr. Gilmore accomplishes that fest no more than an hour ago
I want the whole thing!
When the POC is Closed - Win But the UI doesn't have the backend completed
damn it, i hate that bdp
2 days Till what? Don't you play baseball
Happy Gilmore! Drive it 400 yards!
Grizzly Adams Did not have electricity
When you become a single digit handicap
1,462 days til the next election
That was so much easier than airbnb
Arm Ass
What the hell is wrong with you?
She shouldn’t have been standing there.
Wow.
For dom Barva, anything.
For Liz Horning Anything!
"Go to a happy place."
Where’s my check
But he’s old!
Ring 20, Ring 90 who gives a shit?
And I don't like it......
Harman’s gonna choke! The Claret Jug is yours!
You like that?
POV: You hear that asteroids machine calling your name from the game room
and i don't like it.
It's good!
Shooter shooter Want to go to Hooters
Dad! Pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza Pizza Hut let’s go to Pizza Hut and then we’ll buyPowerHulu
simple. block. feature. flag.
Coach, what’s going on, what about me?
I thought we were going to be just friends.
Playing like they really want commissioner
Well Matthew good for happy hour…oh my god
You’re, your acting crazy, I can’t take this!
If I played cards like that Id kick my own ass
Hey, Happy...
damn it, i hate that justin timberlake!
DAMN IT! I hate that Matt Metrick.
Longer wheelbase… Smoother ride. Who gives a shit?
Incredible! Brock Stokes is getting an X box
Thought I drafted a winner But there’s a problem; they’re not any good!
Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass.
I wanna go get my POWERHULU!
For the goat, anything!
If I wore boots like those, I'd have to kick my own ass
Oat milk, goat milk… who cares?
You can’t go to work, it’s.. Too cold!
I threw my bumper at dawson cram Nobody else ever did that
Egret & Iron Long Drive Competition
The Pirates accomplished that feat no more then 2 weeks ago
St. Louis. St. Joseph. Who gives a shit
MarkUp, MarkDown, who gives a shit
You going to reunion? No!!
Well I’m not, Tom!
Well well well. the lions are human after all
I threw my bumper at Dawson cram. Nobody else had ever done that before
I hate that Alabama center
MAKES ME HUNGRY
Fu..., sh..., fu..., ass...
I wanted to Shepard but just couldn’t do it
ME
why don't you join us in the nats thread at 9?
Well, better luck next time
ME When Ashleigh talking To my Mother
364 days till the next tug of war I’ve got to toughen up
Here just eat that
364 more days until next years fantasy playoffs I gotta toughen up
Only 65 more days until Indoor preseason
Volkswagen.
How am I going to play today?
Is it always like this... TV cameras, people and stuff?
Who the hell is Jerma?
CLOUD, ENABLE, ADOPT, APIS, RESILIENCE STANDARDIZE, STABALIZE, LEVERAGE, OPTIMIZE
uh oh... Stedi learned how to ship
For Dylan Boaden, Anything.
She shouldn’t have been standing there…
Thought I drafted a winning team But there’s a problem; they’re not any good!
The Fresh Prince is on Hulu
Yeah, he had a good day.
Incredible job Mike Tomlin’s getting this team to .500. No question one of the best ever.
My grandmother's house got repossessed.
...and I don't like it. So just shut your trap before I put my foot in it.
Son of a bitch ball! Why didn't you go home?!
That's great.
You know Tommy and I are +1 on this thing And I’d like to do the same thing this round
Corey accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago
Hey Shooter…wanna trade me for Mooney?
Coleman!
Only 364 more days until next year’s BMO 3v3 baskeball tournament Gotta get my vertical up
Well.. Better luck next year
One of them are going to be in the Champions League. That's Super.
The varsity job’s yours Nate’s gonna choke
Better.
Want to go to Sizzler and get some grub?
damn it i hate that tom brady!
risk, legal, must have
Damn it I hate that Tom Brady
Where were you on that one, dipshit?
Jacko He spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhof
Oh, man. That was so much easier than putting. I should just try to get the ball in one shot every time.
What's the price? Oh No!
...Cold Cut Combo. I eat three every day just to keep me strong.
Ambulance
...a janitor...
Open it.
Congratulations, murderer. You killed a football legend
6 more days till hockey season Time to toughen up
Only 364 more days until next Austin Cook off! I gotta toughen up!
I hate that mouse.
When trying to pull TPU off a PEI build plate
Some might call it luck. I like to call it...
BIG CHECKS
This company sucks!
Mister! Mister!
We've only just begun
Who are you waving at my grandson??
go back to your shanties
Gold jacket….Green jacket. who gives a shit
you knocked down those trees! they shouldn’t have been standing there
Mike Pence is running for president That’s super
Snarski, the gold jacket’s yours. Mitchell’s gonna choke.
WHOA... MUST BE NATHAN's BIRTHDAY OR SOMETHING
$2,400.
Celtics suck, you jackass
Canada? I called your name didn’t I? Better luck next year!
Instead of asking for it back, I hit him in the head repeatedly...
She's the sweetest person in the world.
Hey Blue Jay's Sincerely, The Detroit Tigers
You're a volleyball player huh? You're gonna give that shit up, you're gonna concentrate on gaming
He and Bob Barker are now dead last.
KEVIN SHOOTS… HE SCORES
Seanie, look out! Ah!
You are very responsible, I am not attractive.
I believe that Tupperware is Mr. MacNeal’s!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
J
White lace and promises
Bri Bri
The rule says, "Play it as it lies."
Golf requires goofy pants and fat ass
Dolphins looking good
I’d have to kick my own ass
Suck my white ass Snake!
Yeah. Well, I'll see you next week then.
LSU how to play offense Uh oh
KICK HIM OUT OF THE CHANNEL, KYLE
Three fifty down front.
Lauren celebrated her last bday no more than 7 days ago
You suck, you stupid clown!
Must be something in the water.. Ha alright guys I’m gonna split.
Who the hell is Jose Ferrer?
So I moved to New Mexico, where there isn’t a drift event for 1500 miles
This ain't over yet, Trolan. The way I see it, we've only just begun.
Who the hell is Zevi eckhaus?
I saw your ginger bread house and it sucks!
ATC Players when the pilot does the exact opposite
Some might call me bitter. I like to call it...
Mean up
I'm a tennis player but I'm playing pickleball today
Damn I hate that Brad Stelzer
Clowns
fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My love, my love, my love
i hate that marte
This looks like the end for arkk
Well, guess who just pulled bracket building duty?
The Bengals are now dead last
This will be hilarious. Look how he's standing.
Fifty bucks I can hit it over the highway.
Fit you okay?
That's two thus far, Shooter
Grandma.
Congratulations, murderer. You killed a Groundhogs Day Legend
Trump be like
I said I would play golf on Saturday, didn’t I?
364 more days til next year’s FF Championships
I want to kiss you all over Till the night closes in!
Happy, concentrate.
Wait! He's traded into the third. Maybe this is a new Pun?
No.
Almost 9 o’clock
Mr. White sent that same video a mere 6 hours ago
Its natural environment is in the hole.
So long, sucker.
Hey, anyone tap the keg yet? I’ll pump!
damn it, i hate that steve roberts
Happy the golf jacket’s yours, shooter’s gonna choke
Damn it, I hate that Bob Baffert
Who the hell is Conor Gillaspie?
Heat the gold jackets yours
June 15th and No Hockey Only 30 days until next season.....need to toughen up
Forget him. I just want you to be happy, darling.
There he is.
I saw the finger paintings you bring home... they suck!
Way to go!!!
Cornhole requires goofy pants and a fat ass.
Where are you taking her stuff?
That's your Capitol! Are you too good for your Capitol!?
He’s…Too Old!
THIS LEAGUE SUCKS
JT, the gold jacket’s yours! Mito will choke!
It's about time.
You're a netballer huh? You gunna give that shit up, gunna concentrate on football
Hey, if I saw myself in those clothes i'd have to kick my own ass!
Maybe this is a new Happy Gilmore.
right . And Lauren had two birthdays
TAM, SAM, SOM Who Gives a shit
It ain't over yet slappers, the way I see it, we've only just begun.
Only 106 Days until the #fixhealthcare 5K/10K
That's the first time he's failed to outdrive McGavin.
Larry! Save our asses!!!
My wife
For you Sophia, anything!
Five iron, huh? You're fired. Bye-bye.
For Happy Gilmore, anything.
Pj over quentin huh? Well, you’re fired
when there is a crowd
Putz!
You hate me, don't you?
ابوروبالرى ووبتلاببثسي
You fuck guys for breakfast?
You can’t just go to work, it’s.. Too cold!
McCaffrey is....
Is this guy kidding?
Frankenstein's fat foot!
dammit i hate those large parent co.s
YOU'RE GONNA GIVE THAT SHIT UP AND CONCENTRATE ON BEANS
Alright... As Long As You're Willing To Admit That Now
True. I just couldn't get done with Norts Show. I wanted to, but I couldn't.
Nicki look out!
How would I do that?
I'm not taking your scholarship ok, The univeristy is just giving it to someone else
Golf requires goofy pants And a fat ass
Tua got some playmakers. Uh-oh
Oh, relax.
Did he really make a 450-yard ace?
Well, at least we got the house.
Way to go on that daily, dipshit!
That's right, I'm gonna beat your ass on the course!
That's lovely.
Congratulations, murderer. You killed a basketball legend.
For Lin Mahoney, anything!
YOU EAT SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF JOHNSTON STREET?
Minor injury huh? Well, you’re fired
Lee, All you ever talk about is being an outfielder, but there's a problem: you're not any good.
YOU KNOW WHAT THE PATHETIC THING IS? YOU’VE BEEN PLAYING FANTASY ALL SEASON.
Mike Pence is running for president That’s super
They suck!
I WOULD HEDGE… BUT I SPENT IT ALL ON BILLY STRINGS TICKETS
that’s two Lauren birthdays thus far so shooter
NAH I'LL JUST USE BANE
"Go to a happy place."
Nuggets learnt how to shoot 3s.
wanna go to red lobster?
I beg to differ Caleb Adcock accomplished that feat less than an hour ago.
Now I got a new one... kicking your ass.
You know what'd be great? If I could get into my steam deck
Whoa...must be Burt Ridge or something
You hit that guy He shouldn't have been standing there
...wearing one of those beer-dispensing helmets.
Happy, the gold jacket's yours. Shooter gunna choke.
When a lifter barely grinds out a rep and says Rpe 7
...rammed the TV tower.
.
For Justin Paquette...anything!
Me at Top Goof
Well, moron, good for Josh al…
275,000
Right, and Jeffrey Epstein killed himself
OC, the varsity job’s yours Nate’s gonna choke
who the hell is jerma?
Well now your arms are gonna hurt, because Bevo has the Q
Well I guess I'll have to take of this myself...
Virginia, just so you know, my jacket size is 44 long.
Nine o’clock on the ninth green.
Frost. I called your team didn’t I?
Don't turn your back on me! This is big checks tour
Now you’re really going to be mad. Greg gets the land for $1 too.
You will convert to NSR or I will put you in NSR
VW
Vraiment déçu
Then let's get to work.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Shoulda bought Crowdstrike
I'm a hockey player but I'm doing finance today
I took my skate off and tried to stab someone...I'm the only guy who ever did that
C-U on one cheek And N-T on the other
His bags are packed. He has his plane ticket.
Happy the golf jacket’s yours, shooter’s gonna choke
We haven't seen Gilmore play this badly since his first day on tour.
I just got a call from the church of check..
The bears learned how to pass. Uh oh.