Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Who the hell is Happy Gilmore?

For Morgan Chesky anything!

Cheer up. Next week in Portland, the winner takes home $216,000.

Bob Stedford accomplished this feat No more than 10 minutes ago

That's your home! Are you too good for your home?! Answer me!

I BEG TO DIFFER TRAE YOUNG ACCOMPLISHED THAT FEAT NO MORE THAN A SEASON AGO

For Nico, anything!

...and a plumber.

ITS RUSTICA O'CLOCK

What? Friends listen to "Endless Love" in the dark.

Drusall accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago

Oh good, you mean no fun.

Blake accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.

HAPPY LOOKOUT AHHH!!!

I HATE THAT CLOWN

Alright Jimmy, nice and easy

You know this is not real smart kid

Breaking: Shooter puts himself in quarantine

Tell me, how is that nice girlfriend of yours?

Congratulations, murderer. You killed a Hawks legend.

I tell you, the real winner today is Netflix Every time I log in it gets harder to leave

Didn't we say Diego Pavia Well, Better luck next year

The Price is Right, Happy

You gonna give that shit up You gonna concentrate on Diablo

party Learned how to rally. uh-oh

One has to be impressed with the vast improvement in his short game.

Oh Bart's an admin? Well I finally watched that freddy krueger "Dream Warriors" movie and it sucked!

Tyson getting an x box

When Mike or Aaron Get wrecked in Nascar Heat 5

Economically diverse crowd here aylt SkyZone

Uh-oh. A little too much zip on that one.

I BELIEVE THAT'S MR GAWN'S!

For Ryan Jarvis, Anything!!

Whoop-dee-doo. Get out.

I know what you’re trying to do right now and I don’t like it

88 more days until the kids are back in school. I got to toughen up.

214 more days til the next elk season. I got to toughen up.

It goes up and down and around

364 days until next year's golf trip

I think you've had enough.

Check out the name tag. You're in my world now.

- Are you okay? - I'm fine.

If you hang onto something long enough It will come back in style

And slapping my nuts watch this and the land before time and Littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and Lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

Double breasted, single breasted Who gives a shit?

The MP3 OST costs more than the game.

C-U on one cheek And N-T right there on the other

First Ozzy and now Hogan

He jumped in the canal. He's dead.

All you ever talk about is 117 wins, but there's a problem... ...you're not any good!

Doug, kick him off the tour!

I was too busy winning

You won't be around long enough to do that if you don't behave.

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

7am, huh? You’re fried.

It ain't over yet. The way I see it, we've only just begun.

I believe that’s Mr. Palmer’s

Only 364 more days til next year's drinking tryouts I gotta toughen up

That video is in the cloud now. That’s...that’s super.

How am I supposed to WORK with that going on

But damn it, I hate those knickknacks

I'm a hockey player but I'm playing golf today.

Hey, I’m a football analyst But I’m watching golf today

Dear Archerybum My right arms

One more time. Double or nothing.

Hey any tap the keg yet? I’ll pump!

And Jay…dress nice, huh?

It ain't over yet, Tavares The way i see it, we've only just begun

We’ll look, let’s get

Where were you on that one, Obituary Bill?

Believe me, I'm ready.

I tell ya, the real winner today is the deep south

secret of the pros

Refirm Party, Green Party Who gives a shit

Damnit I hate that Max Struss

Scotty the green jacket is yours! Rory is going to choke!

Winning is so much better than losing I should try winning every time

Maya Gianetti accomplished that feat No more than a week ago

James Cook accomplished that feat no more than a week ago.

The green's that way.

For Ship, anything!

Let's go to ciZZA and get some grub

It would appear that you do Mr indelini accomplished that feat but a few hours ago

God damn you people this is a lunch chat & other endeavours not a golf chat

I bet your neighbor can't drive the ball 400 yards.

Chris Ripply and I won last year And I’d like to win it again

You Should Talk to My Neighbor... The Accountant.... Great Golfer, HUGE Ass.....

Why don’t you shut the hell up

You should be working at the snack bar, not playing golf.

You got to give that up and concentrate on VHS

No, You can have fun.

You’re gonna give that shit up And concentrate on disc golf

Gift card huh? Well, you’re fired

Gold jacket, green jacket... who gives a ****?

Only 4 months until the next interview! Gotta stay sharp! Keep it up!

Me at the gym all August Only 36 days until peds birthday

You win the Open tomorrow, you're on the Pro Tour.

Lee learned how to bowl. Uh-oh.

Oh by the way, thanks for dressin’ up

Just easin’ the tension, baby.

Why don’t you just watch me, and make sure I don’t do anything stupid. Okay?

pugsly addams did have a tan.

Thats Two Thus Far Shooter

A bobcat with that kind of fan support... he could really draw a crowd

Ya, I'm a Tough Mudder but I'm here to Spartan today

Mike, shut your trap.

I'm dedicating my performance on the LIV Tour to Steve's memory

bearded legend is making beats again uh oh!

For Brendan Welsh, ANYTHING!

You can have fun.

That's my puck baby!!! Don't ever touch my puck!

You know what the pathetic thing is? You've been playing golf your whole life.

Showed my buddy my surgical site... Dropped this gem on me lol

I eat cans of corn for breakfast

Amazon Prime Video

Well then I'll have to take care of this myself

Mr. White sent this same clip a mere 6 hours ago

Do you know what is pathetic? You have been doing this your whole life.

How'd he finish again? Dead last. Oh yeah he had a good day though

TIM’S NECK IS FEELING BETTER Uh-Oh

Hold it, hold it, hold it.

Dammit I hate that Mark McGowan!

Congratulations,Placko. You got Douglas fired and Padua Hockey went down the drain

It ain't over yet Miss D. The way I see it, we've only just begun!

YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE THAT UP AND CONCENTRATE ON SOFTBALL

Who the hell is Bobby Witt Jr?

How to win at e-commerce? Just easing the friction baby!

Booker dropped 35pts on them no more than three months ago.

“Fuck you?”

Spieth? I said your name right? Well, better luck next year!

YOU’RE GONNA GIVE THAT SHIT UP AND CONCENTRATE ON RUNNING

Patty, the wild card’s yours tuas gonna choke

I got a letter back from Brooke two weeks later.

When the FEDz steal that Ghetto D

I bet $20 you can't do it again.

Damn You People This is Football

She can live with me.. be my maid

Congratulations, murderer

Are you WBF or what?!?

I thought we'd come visit!

For Matty D, anything.

I would have, but I didn't have any money.

I'm dedicating my performance at the Heritage to seve's memory

Adam, I called you for a vacation day, didn't I?

damn you people, this is #lunch-of-the-day, not #pay-equity

I’m a hockey player, but I’m playing golf today.

I'M A HOCKEY PLAYER PLAYING GOLF TODAY.

Answering brent's quesitons be like...

Kick him out of the league!

When I get done eating the pussy

There’s so much work to do

Bryson, the green jackets yours. Rory’s gonna choke.

Some other time.

My Fingers Hurt

Dammit I really hate large parent cos

I’ll dedicate my Friday Beers To Chub’s memory

You know that Mister Junior Band I think they’re playing at The Press this Friday

I want you to take extra special care of those packages over there

You have a championship don’t you?

If he doesn't, it's your ass.

364 more days till the next bean tryouts. I got to toughen up.

Sorry. I'll carry these.

You think that cause you only got one shoe on

Don't worry. You're doing fine.

You can't put him on the mound... he's too old!!!

Schave...uhh... I called your number didn't I?

I’m a skateboarder

“PA” on the one cheek, and then, sure enough, “uly” right there on the other.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Damn it, I hate that Shawn Fain.

That’s ten thus far shooter

You might want to shut the hell up.

Don't get excited. I've been here before.

Apple Music, Spotify Who gives a shit

But I tore one of that bastard's eyes out. Look at that.

Oooh, Myles learned out to hit… Uh oh…

Elijah Moore huh? Well, you’re fired

Well, this is handmade quality shit.

Do what you like. What do I know? I'm just a doctor.

You know what'd be great? If I could get into my steam deck

I beg to differ NYC Mayor Suarez accomplished that feat months ago

Beer & Brats FFL

You got to give that up and concentrate on Disney Movies

If you’re not doing anything later how about you join us at 9:00 on the 9th green

I'm a hockey player playing I.T. today.

That was so much easier. I should just try to term convert it every time

ALLen: 100% Bills. Bills are good.

Pheonix remembered how to goalie. Uh-oh!

WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE HELL UP

when you paddle into a new lineup for the first time

Me after softball practice My fingers hurt

When somebody invites me to a shitcoin conference

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Dammit I hate that Ben Weiss

If I wore clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass.

and you can count, on team thomas having a great week next week

Wanna go to sizzler and get some grub

I tried to beat someone’s head in with their own helmet. Nobody else ever did that.

Big check showed you that story no more than 24 hours ago

...Sports Illustrated said I would be the next Arnold Palmer.

Just easing the tension, baby Just easing the tension.

My rank at the top won't be spoiled some freak! Sideshow clown

Opening to Winnie the Pooh: Helping Others 1994 VHS Happy Gilmore (1996)

Uh oh Here comes the 4am waiver add

Whoa must be Burt Reynolds or something

Cut me down in my prime...

damn it i hate that tom brady!

Popopopopopo with old spice

"I'm a hockey player but I'm doing finance today"

I believe that’s Mr Shepard’s

Yeah, right, I'll see you there

First Ozzy and now Hogan

Opening to Winnie the Pooh: Helping Others 1994 VHS

Your grandma sounds sweet.

Only 26 days til Plunderstorm! Gotta toughen up!

You should go to black hat! yeah, alright, i'll see ya guys there!

Don't worry- things will be okay.

I believe that belongs to mr. gilmore

Oh good, you mean no fun.

I should try and do that every time

Happy Birthday Kyle

Good doing business with you.

Get a blanket and suntan lotion, 'cause you'll never get off that beach.

Troy and Abed in the Morning. It makes us wanna screw this because we're quitting our morning show.

We have a nice crowd here on this sun-sational April morning...

That’s good. It was a good one. He’s a funny guy.

The Maton’s accomplished that feat no more than 3 months ago

Breaking: shooter has put himself in quarantine

Oh, really? Where's your's?

I just wanted to have a gif,I wanted to but I just couldn’t do it!

I called it first.

Im not ruining your year, product is

I was too busy winning

You eat fox bodies for breakfast?

Grizzly Tony did have a beard!

I love you. I love you.

... and bad boy Meaty Baby, Just off recent suspension

It is Mimi’s birthday!

Mister, you need a helmet.

When the kids ask, "what's for lunch" after church

Go to your fucking room

You’ve Broke Everything

This team sucks

The Yankees accomplished that feat no less than 10 days ago

If he cleans up his act, he can stay.

Only 365 days until next years Disney trip I gotta toughen up… uhhyeaaa

Who the Hell is Jack Henry

Kick him off the team, Doug

Damn It, I hate those Dallas Cowboys

Trying to steal the Golden Pogo

this guys rocks

Today, one of his fans mooned me. He had "HAPPY" written on his ass.

Good news... I made the Professional Golfers' Tour.

I'll give it all to you

My shoulder hurts

I'm dedicating my performance at the Tour Championship to Chubbs' memory.

Egret & Iron Long Drive Competition

Damn it I hate that Bob costas

Only 2 months until orgy season. I gotta toughen up.

I wasn't really the greatest skater.

ALLen: Bills are good

Augusta during Masters Week:

Adrian, just so you know I’m a 42 long, and my left arm is just a lil longer than my right

I’m sorry Because you’re black?

Oh wow gluten free pancakes on the menu, that’s gr... OH MY GOD

Five iron, huh? You're fired. Bye-bye.

THIS TEAM SUCKS! BOTTOM TEXT

Yeah where did FSU finish last year in the ACC? Dead last? Yesh they had a solid year though

the "djack tomale combo", i eat 3 every day to help keep me strong

What do you think of Happy Gilmore?

She’s old... She’s...too old!

You got to give that shit up and concentrate on beans.

Okay. As long as you’re willing to admit that.

Daniel, I called your name didn't I

Know what's driving me crazy.. you not finding a new gas station

I wouldn't burden you like that and that's final.

Government And All Their Damn Regulations Can We Just Put The Ball In The Damn Hole People!

Bryson, the green jackets yours. Rory’s gonna choke

Wait. He’s restrained himself...

I TELL YOU THE REAL WINNER TODAY IS THE CITY OF GREENVILLE EVERY TIME I COME HERE IT GETS HARDER TO LEAVE

Probably the only good one I’ll hit all day, huh?

Where my check?

All you ever talk about is being a writer. But you’re not any good

Jason Airbnb hosts

God damn I hate that Zdeno Chara

I love this watch

YOU'RE GONNA GIVE THAT SHIT UP YOU'RE GONNA Concentrate on golf

Thats THREE so far Shooter

You said fag on stream! He shouldn't have been a fag

It’s a little to the left

When do you need them by? Okay.

Anyone Tap the keg yet?

Good news.. Singles Peak has been extended by two weeks

It's just that it's rainy and that guy... It just slipped.

Is that domino spot Regulation size or what?!?!

Is this your ball?

Damn you people. Go back to your shanties

harness. good. block. bad.

I bet you get a lot of that on Let’s Make a Deal

Long bonds eh? your fired

I want to see it by 6:00 P.M.

Its a secret of the pros

Ian, the Gold Jacket’s yours. Chris Evans gonna choke!

Look at that monster.

You know what I mean?

You made him say it!

James Cook accomplished that feat no more than a week ago.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

You're gonna die, Nazi!

Trump’s gunna win. Uh oh.

If he misses, Happy can two-putt to victory.

Damnit I hate that Lamar Jackson

38 days until kickoff. I gotta toughen up!!!

And any more of this...

I’m dedicating my performance for the 2019-2020 season to Kilmer

Suck my white ass, ACC!

I'm Virginia Venit, Director of Public Relations for the Tour.

Damn it! I hate that Donald Trump

You gonna give that shit up And concentrate on disc golf

The line is wrong

I wanted to But I just couldn’t do it

Well Tom... Drew... welcome to West Dillon

Yes, but our ratings are up. We're attracting new, youthful sponsors.

Sir, could I trouble you to trade Hopkins, my WR's blow.

GO BACK TO YOUR SHANTIES

damn it I hate that Tom henderson

Alright Brett.. nice and easy

You can’t put him in James Bond, he’s too old

You get on the horse. It goes up, down, and around.

Check out the name tag. You’re in my world now Richard

Kick him out of the league, Goodell

Trump Be Like ...

I know that and I'm sorry.

Cut the golf sissy crap and finish up.