Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Talk about your all-time backfires.

Cold Cut Combo… I eat three every day to help keep me strong!

Well, moron, good for Netf... OH, MY GOD!

Powerplay points

Well I’m not Jg

Another tournament here in Dallas, and Shooter McGavin wins again.

LETS GO CHECK!!!

I'm sorry I can't make it

HE FELL OFF A CLIFF AND DIED ON IMPACT.

"Well, well, well. Happy Gilmore is human after all."

He does deserve a beating.

What are you doing Happy? Ridin' a bull? You're acting like a damn fool

How am I supposed to chip With that going on?

...and he should be with his family.

Gold jacket... green jacket Who gives a shit

269% EAR, huh? You're fired. Bye-bye.

You going to recite me a poem? Geez, Chris love this gun stuff.

In the meantime, just stay here and have some fun.

Dammit, i hate that chris muller

I finally watched that Freddy Krueger "Dream Warriors" bullshit and it sucked!

Who the hell is Aldrick Robinson

Confirmed: Shooter tests positive for Coronavirus

For Wes Jurkatis anything!

I wasn't watching. I saw it go in the lake but did it come back out?

Damn it, I hate that Bob Evans.

Bm accomplished that feat no more than 7 years ago

Good. Now we just worry about putting.

I’m a good shot with a nail gun

You know that sister sister lady? I think I killed her.

FOR MARC ADAMS ANYTHING

FINED?!? HE SHOULD BE SUSPENDED!

Damn it, I hate that Tom Brady

I beg to differ Chris Boyer Accomplished that feat less than an hour ago

Harness energy, block bad.

Hey, I’m a hockey player but I’m playing golf today.

It's my green jersey, baby! Don't you ever touch my green jersey!

Secret of The pro’s

Okay. Well, great. Thanks. Nice to meet you.

When golf is more important than food

I can't accept that. But this is what I can do.

Not if I have anything to do with it.

I know what you're doing right now and I don't like it...

Purdue the game is yours, Notre Dame is gonna choke.

Now, you will go to sleep. Or I will put you to sleep.

Right. And Grizzly Adams had a beard.

All you ever talk about is studio C But there's a problem.. they aren't any good!

Trying to clinch your division this week?

Noire Chronicles City Of Crime

How am I supposed to chip with that going on?

Mark, I need the Farmer’s on at least 2 of the Bar TV’s

Oh yeah he’s a hoot!

Well, soon your back’ll hurt because you just got landscaping duty.

Dallas, the division is yours Eagles gonna choke!

You Know Papa And I made a trade today and I'd like to do it again today

These Guys Suck!

Better luck next year

Happy Gilmore, come on down!

He should be working at the snack bar, not playing football

Gift card huh? You’re fired

well, you're fired. bye bye.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PRODUCE WITH THAT GOING ON

And you have to pretend you like it.

I will work on what you call behaving. But I won't act like a stiff.

Gold jacket, green jacket... who gives a shit

He got one. Give me one of them big ones, I don't care.

Well you can hardly even notice it

Happy Birthday Patrick! If you’re free, join us at 9pm on the 9th green

All right, cool.

Because you’re fat?

You hit a ball past my ball...

Martha vineyards residents Deporting 50 immigrants within 24 hours

Suck my white ass, Bob!

Your gonna need a blanket and sun tan lotion Cuz ur never gonna get off that beach, just like u never got in the nhl JACKASS

Goat learned to do speed maps Uh-Oh

Cocaine, Molly... who gives a shit.

For Matt Loppy, Anything!

How’d he finish again? Dead last? Yeah, his swing looked good in the mirror though, thanks.

Damn it, I hate that Patrick Mahomes

Thats My ACK File, Dont you ever Touch my Ack File

Wait! He's restrained himself. Maybe this is a new Krakow Dragons

But she's an old lady. I mean, Look at her. She's old.

Where’d you finish Oh yes 5-9

Wait! He's restrained himself. Maybe this is a new bobcat

364 days until 2021 fantasy football championship

QC Pilot accomplished that feat no more than 95 closes agi

By developing the rest of your game...

Probably the best I'll hit all day.

He is now tied with Happy Gilmore!

BG3 accomplished that feat no more than one war ago…

Damn it, I hate that puta pyra

You eat crud for dinner?

See if you can out drive the amazing golf ball, uh wacker guy!

Fuck off cunt Hey motherfucker! Don't ever swear at me you stupid twat

Almost CoD o’clock.

Who the hell is Elvis Smylie?

I thought you were pro material, primed for the big bucks.

Marnus learned how to drive. Uh-oh.

Whered the dogs finish last year? Dead last?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I'm a baseball photographer but I'm shooting football today.

I believe that belongs to mr Gilmore

Congratulations murderer

I don't have any checks to give

GOLF REQUIRES GOOFY PANTS AND A FAT @$$

Easy. If you can't beat the clown, how will you beat Shooter McGavin?

For Stefanie, ANYTHING!

Virginia, huh? You're fired. Bye-bye.

Bears +10 huh? You're fired. Bye bye

Just the way you never got into the NHL, you jackass!

I beg to differ, Connor Mcdavid accomplished that feat no more than 10 minutes ago

Fucking love you bitch

38 days until kickoff. I gotta toughen up!!

You will not get that baseball ya JackAss!

Damn you people! You wait until I leave!

But all I ever wanted to be was a hockey player.

You win one more against us, I burn the team down and piss on the ashes

He's gonna play...

...you'd be unstoppable.

This guy kidding?

Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.

What the... Mando? Ridin' the Blurrg? Ya actin' like a damn fool!

You have a 50 inch tv?

Gilmore, I called your name didn't I? Better luck next year!

You animals this is softball Not family time

Cool. That's a nice jacket.

This is embarrassing. I'm a professional golfer, for God's sake.

Montana Aggie Shayne … Damn It, I Hate That Penn State.

Who the hell is Hoppy Meyer?

Technicians a week Into PODs recall

Max the green jacket’s yours Scheffler’s gonna choke…

You get one if you win the Tour Championship.

Oh? I hear you broke a rake and threw it in the woods.

For Marko..... ANYTHING

Its 1996 and I would like to take julie Bowen to subway. Thank you Adam sandler, I would ....PLEH! PLEH! IM CHO.......pleh...death

Scottie, the green jacket's yours; Bryson's gonna choke!

Good! Get the hell out of my life! Who needs you? Beat it!

One of them Big ones

TAKE JAMEIS; thanks for Watson Now leave us alone

Must be something in the water. Well, time to play golf.

Damn it, I hate that Partners Group

Goals are so much easier than points. I should just try and put the ball in the net every time

Susie Rothenburg You suck you jackass

My childhood was going great, but life is full of surprises.

This guy kidding?

Sir, could I trouble you for the number 22 jersey? It helps me defend

Yeah, everyone seems to be coming along…. Well, I’M NOT JEROD

I’m a football analyst But I’m drafting baseball today

I’m a hockey player playing golf today.

Shelf Sales Demo Mojo

yes beryl bectronicerette? what do you want? i want to do some ellefrollicking in ellenbrook.

This is not gonna work little Ratatouille

get on with it will ya?!!!! OK1 !OK! after all paris wasen't built overnight.

I'll be right down!

Where were you that time, Eren?!

All Screaming Be All Screaming Be

This is the exciting part. Have fun.

Go back to your shanties

FOR HAPPY GILMORE, ANYTHING!

Look at this stupid thing.

Who gives a shit

Who the hell is Reiver Sanmartin?

Vraiment déçu Vraiment

...of winning today, he must do it on the green.

Scared of being a nobody.

Although only one will become my colleague...

Damnit, I hate that Scott Foster

Wow That's a tremendous looking trophy

Antifa, White nationalists..

Tiger the green jackets yours, shooter's gonna choke

How am I supposed to shit with that going on?

I didn't see it

Nap time... that sounds nice.

I can take extra special care of that young lady for nothing.

Well moron good for Happy Gil

Gucci, the Gold Jacket’s yours! Devin’s gonna choke!

Forget about Shooter. He's just threatened by you.

Damn it I hate those Kelce brothers

Damn it, I hate that Don Jr.

I believe that belongs to Mr Shepard!

risk, legal, must have

Gold Jacket, Green Jacket Who gives a shit?

They’re Deluged with call from people who want to see Heaston Raptor

Well, Good for zac..oh, my god!

And slightly to the left no, it only seems that way because you only have one shoe on

I will not tolerate this behavior.

Hey gilmore You suck ya jackass

...a gas station attendant...

Secret of the pros

He figured out how to send gifs!

Your watching Pocahontas on Disney

He's going to be our new set piece coach. Super.

Not if I have anything to do with it, you won’t.

That’s good. It was a good one. He’s a funny guy.

It's all in the hips. All in the hips.

Get that gold jigboat like I never got

You should be working at the snack bar

Mr. Fresneda accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago

Didn't get a chance to see Orbit crying I was too busy winning!!!!

Aladdin You got to give that up and concentrate on Movies

- What team do you play for? - Easy.

I hear the Cavalier Crystals calling my name from the crystal room...

Vikings didn't make the playoffs?

I just met you.

PICKLEBALL Huh? Well You're Fired. BYE BYE

I'll Be At The Red Lobster In Case You Change Your Mind

Happy, look who's here.

If i picked up those shifts, I’d have to kick my own ass.

I’m a runner riding a bike today.

Hell no! Can’t catch a damn football

Getting a hole in one was much easier than putting. I should try and do that every time.

Kyle accomplished that feat no more than 15 hours ago

Dear Archerybum

For Izzi Rose, Anything!

BG3 accomplished that feat no less than 3 hours ago...

You're still away.

For mr Sugg, anything!!!

Trying to reach the green from here?

I'll have my fantasy championship In what 4 weeks guys?

Opening To Monsters Inc 1947 VHS real not fake

Damn you DB Go back to your shanty

Trying to clinch your division this week?

Oh wow gluten free pancakes on the menu, that’s OH MY GOD

Oh, Orbit was crying? I was too busy winning!!!!

Team meeks accomplished that feat more than a month ago

And Jay, dress nice…huh?

Anyone I get close to, dies. If I were you, I'd run.

Allstate proud Sponsors of the amazing world of gumball are you in a good hands call allstate

I have some good interior design ideas for Grandma's house.

All you ever talk about is 117 wins.

To hell with that, I'm playing for Jota

Commish the gold jackets yours Wentz is gonna choke

Don’t worry about that Made of wood, it’s real study

I hate that Ryan Fazio

Gold jacket, green jacket...who gives a shit!

My 1.5 year old accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago

Oh, really? Where's MacGowan?

Well, well, well. Happy Gilmore is human after all.

Mr. Gilmore, I'm your caddy.

How am I supposed to chip with that going on?

Dammit, I hate that O’ Malley

Talk about a first down

Uh ho Buffalo learned how to power play

Damn you people! This is football, not a rock concert!

Hi, I'm a warrior but i'm playing golf today

Everybody seems to be getting shinies WELL I'M NOT, DOUG.

Damnit you people this is golf not a beer chat!

Cmon hes just trying to make some money.. Leave him alone

For Lucas Bache, Antything!

But you're in trouble. I eat pieces of $@!? like you for breakfast

try me and I burn wapo down and piss on the ashes.

I haven't skated since I was a little kid.

FOR ALEX IVORY ANYTHING!

GOD DAMMIT PEOPLE THIS IS TRADING! NOT A ROCK CONCERT!

Damn you people this is golf

Doug, kick him off the tour!

Ben Kweller accomplished that feat No more than an hour ago

...most time spent in a penalty box...

that belongs to mr gilmore

I could make things out of clay and lay by the bay.

Good news, we’re extending medical mask sewing time by 4 hours today!

It's the tour sensation, Happy Gilmore...

...he may miss out on the gold jacket.

Bearglove The Movie

My shoulder hurts

I will. She just has to go

fuck shit fucking ass

Julian, shut your trap.

Now your throats gonna hurt Cause you just pulled duck sucking duty

BM accomplished that feat no more than 7 years ago

You're in my world now grandma

Oh, yeah. Sorry.

Oh good you mean no fun

You gonna give that shit up, you gonna concentrate on golf

Somebody's Closer

YOU'RE GONNA GIVE THAT SHIT UP YOU'RE GONNA CONCENTRATE ON GOLF

Oh for fucks Saaake

To hell with that, I'm playing for Jota.

Pfft matty, whered you finish again? Dead last Had a good year though

Latoli, Latuli Who gives a shit

Grandma, you didn't pay your taxes?

Hey James, Tim, Brian Well, better luck next year

Hey Blue Jay's From, The Detroit Tigers

Feel the flow, Chris, It's circular.