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To hell with that. I'm playing for Baldock.
Oh hey my girlfriends dead by the way.
You better look out.
<————Breaking————> shooter quarantines himself after Waterbury
YOU WILL NOT MAKE CODE FREEZE YA JACKASS
YOU’RE GOING TO GIVE THAT SHIT UP, AND CONCENTRATE ON GETTING HUNG.
And the guy who comes in last?
M&Ms huh? Well, you’re out the shed
Better luck next year
Dont turn your back on me this is Grilzy's year
Why don't I go eat some hay?
Price is Reich, happy
and i don't like it. So just shut your BBQ sauce before I rest my books on it.
If I made videos like that i’d have to kick my own ass
Shooter, I thought we were gonna be friends
I'd love to punch that guy in the face, but I'd get in trouble.
how did he finish? dead last? oh yeah, yeah he had a good year though
Here, take that and leave us alone!
For Melissa Babiak, anything!
Mr Lawrence I’m your caddy!
DNC huh? Well, you’re fired.
You like that, joyner?! You want a piece of me?
Who the hell is Morgan Rogers?
Okay, everyone. Turn up your volumes. Announcement.
Like that, baby?
Goddamit I hate that Chris Muller
GOLF STUFF
My grandson and I won this thing. I’d sure like to win it again next year.
No swearing, no throwing clubs...
Welp Better Luck Next Burner Phone
It just seems that way, because you’ve only got one shoe on.
I belive that's Ms Brown!
WhoUIs
I'll have my fantasy championship in what 4 weeks guys?
Hey, thanks for dressing up.
You're Watching Man With A Plan On CBS You're Watching Happy Gilmore On Universal
Real estate speculation is a hobby of mine
Yeah.... It was funny the first time I saw it.
Raiders know how to play defense... Uh oh
But there’s a problem, Kyle. You’re not any good!
Who the hell is Johnnie Bryant?
Just tab it in. Just tab it in. Give it a little tabby.
Quite a large and Economically diverse Crowd on this plane to Cancun
Dammit! Is that goal regulation size or what? Geezzz
Bitchup hasn't paid his credit card in 7 years
I can't see.
Yeah, Everyone Seems to be having fun... Well, I’m NOT Doug!!
Well now your back’s gonna hurt, Donny. You just pulled landscaping duty.
donald, the election is yours biden cheated, he's gonna choke
I tell ya, the real winner today is the city of Portland
When you get that PR and everyone asks how you did it...
301 days til the next summer break I gotta toughen up
AT GOLF?
Name?
That house is 400 yards away.
Live Look at Jaybird's Professional Athlete Training
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I know what you’re doing right now And I don’t like it. So why don’t you just shut your trap before I put my foot in it.
× "No, You Think That 'Cause You Only Got One Shoe On
Who the hell is Ben Kohles?
Struts require goofy pants and a fat ass
You Like that?
But she's an old lady. Look at her. She's old.
A large and economically diverse crowd here at the Michelob Invitational.
You’re gonna cut that shit out and come to Alosta
I know what youre doing right now and i dont like it
Canada, I called your name didn’t I? Well, better luck next year!
...and is now even with Shooter McGavin.
Choke on that, baby!
Who the hell is Sam Bennett?
I WOULD HEDGE… BUT I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON BILLY TICKETS
Congratulations, murderer! You killed a coaching legend!
WHY DON’T YOU SHUT THE HELL UP
Damn it, I hate that Tom Cotton!
——Breaking—— shooter quarantines himself after Waterbury
You're gonna beat me? At Fantasy Hockey?
So no matter what I’m gonna get some money
This will be hilarious Look how it’s mounted
If I saw myself in bobcat clothes I’d have to kick my own ass
I'm not spending the rest of my life with a loser.
Guys why don't you join us at 8:00 On halo
Yes, it is.
Suck my white ass, Phil!
Greg Ruehlmann approves of Rob Manfred
Whoop-dee-doo. Get out.
That’s 10 thus far Shooter
364 more days until next yeas fantasy playoffs I gotta toughen up
I
You need to give that crap up and focus on fortnite...
I hope you brought your bathing suit.
She’s gonna play. And by God, she’s gonna win.
I want to kiss you all over
Use your shoulders to push the ball, not the arms.
When he cums in your mouth Knowing you don't like it
Now your throats gonna hurt Cause you just pulled dick sucking duty
Happy, you look upset. What's wrong?
That’s two thus far, shooter.
maybe this is a NEW yankees team
When I say “Good for You”
Maybe this is a NEW Happy Gilmore.
All right.
That's lovely.
For Matty Parker Anything!
Well use it on someone else
Gold jacket, green jacket... who gives a shit?
Dont turn your back on me this is Grilzy's tourn
364 more days till next trip. Gotta toughen up.
It’s the tour sensation, Big Check...
Don’t forget to tap them tools!
My mama wouldn't let me. Said it was too dangerous.
Don't feel bad about me.. I got my hand back, see!!
Soler learned how to hit. Uh-oh.
Hey Idit
Jer the El Ched Trophy’s yours, Ty’s gonna choke
I believe that's Mr Mees!
FIRST PARTY DATA, ZERO PARTY DATA... WHO GIVE A $#*!
Who the hell is Morgan Rogers
...and it promises to be a classic.
You're Watching Man With A Plan On CBS You're Watching Happy Gilmore On Universal
I hope they win
You gotta give me a big fat kiss
Damn it, I hate that Donald Trump.
Shooter
I'm sorry. Because you're black?
I didn't see that. Did that go in? I wasn't watching. I saw it go up. Did it go back in? Oh, okay.
Psycho.
Alright, Brooksy….
And destroyed my DVD player and destroyed my DVD player and destroy my DVD player
Check out the name tag. You're in my world, now, Grandma.
I believe thats the Service & validation teams
Good News We're extending release day testing by 4 hours today
I beg to differ Mr Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago
Ryan pepi-oh My God!
Must be Burt Reynolds or something...
.
Oh, dear.
Oh, really? Where's yours?
...nipping at his heels, trailing by only one stroke.
Well, well, well. T plow is human after all
Nerd Brockmann accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago
Chubbs.
Damn it, I hate that Kathy Hochul
If I used phrases like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.
Celtics the ECF is yours The Heat is Gonna Choke
Handsome fellow, huh? He said when I grew up, I could be anything.
POOR CASSIE
when you go to school and the teacher is targeting you
I just have to go.
Only 364 more days til the JBC Invitational I gotta toughen up
I didn't break it, I was testing its durability
Opening To Yes Man 2008 DVD
That's nice of you to say, but I trained all my life to play hockey.
What do you think she wants more... to get her house back or see you succeed?
If I beat you, you get an X box You win, I'll quit
Geez, You Love This Golf Stuff
He spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff
Booker dropped 35 on them no more than three months ago.
for happy gilmore anything!
It's my green jersey, baby! Don't you ever touch my green jersey!
Storm fans
Damn it, I hate that Bob Cope
Fart noise
My grandfather didn't build any condos with his bare hands.
Golf is no different... requires talent, self-discipline.
They saw my power, man Ain't no way they're gonna dig me this year
You hit that tower… …it shouldn’t have been standing there
I'm a hockey player... but i'm playing golf today
Stoney, I know what you’re doing and I don’t like it.
Yainer Diaz accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.
What do you think? Slightly downhill?
You will not get WFH, you jackass.
You Should Talk to My Neighbor George Floyd. Great Golfer, HUGE Ass
So you’re a cop huh? You’re gonna give that shit up, and you’re gonna concentrate on donuts
I hate that bob nutting
This guy kidding?
It's exciting. We're auctioning off your grandmother's house.
He’s too old
Valentines day, mother's day Waiter, bartender , don't matter
josh kick him out of the league
Thought I drafted a winner But there’s a problem; they’re not any good!
It Ain't Over Yet, Mr. Spikes. The Way I See It, We've Only Just Begun.
She shouldn't have been standing there
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When you start digital marketing at almost 62... This Gma's smarter than you think!
I'll bring furniture from my place. We'll be okay.
If I wore something like that I’d have to kick my own ass
Damn it! I hate that Jose Altuve
This is not fantasy football, as badly as you want it to be.
You know that "Mister, mister" lady? I think I killed her.
That house is like 400 yards away
She’s laughing,she’s having fun
Doug, kick him off the tour.
Hell, no! Damn alligator bit my hand off!
You're right... his behavior is completely unacceptable.
That’s two thus far, Shooter!
Oat milk, goat milk… Who cares?
It was Grand Rapids Happy
Because you’re black
Didn't see that I was too busy winning
Doing the bull dance. Feeling the flow. Workin' it.
Hahaha!
You know what the pathetic thing is.... You’ve been doing low voltage your whole life
I
Yeah Here
Wow, that’s a tremendous-looking trophy!
Step right up folks... See if you can out drive the amazing golf ball whacker guy!
I'll rip it out of you!
Hey, Happy.
IS THAT GOAL REGULATION SIZE, OR WHAT?!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
...relatable and sympathetic.
Don't Touch the Pucks.
this guy sucks
That ain't doing it. Okay.
Barlow, Barlow...Didn’t we call you? Better luck next year!
XFINITY
For Emma Leathers Anything
3 O’Clock, huh? You’re fired
Oh, my gosh! Bearglove swimming out to sea!
Shooter! Shooter!
I should try and do that every time
Alright, Rory. Nice and easy.
Here's my last buck.
God damn I hate that Zdeno Chara
I got good new. We’re extending Ragweed listening time by four hours today
look at him, he's old
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I believe that belongs to that Shepard kid in Oakwood!!!
By the way, thanks for dressing up.
SECRET OF THE PROS….
363 More day until the wedding Bring your A game
364 more days until next year's Tractor Pedal competition, have to toughen up!
Trimmers in 2026 My fingers hurt
Yeah how many points did she score this week? 63? Yeah, she had a good day though.
Wow thats a tremendous looking trophy
Jerma is a compact streamer, you silly billy!
DAMN IT, I HATE THAT CHRISTIAN TAYLOR
Isn't This Great? Blue Skies, Fresh-Cut Grass, Birds Chirping, haha! You gonna recite me a poem? Easy.
First place gets $21400... oh what's the guy who comes in last get? uh, $2400.... sweet so either way I'll be going home with some money
Mitchell called that out no more than 12 hours ago
Damn you ppl go back to your chanties
364 more days until the next Homestead Tractor Pedal Got to Toughen Up
I hate that Hunter Johnson
Pieces of shit
I KNOW WHAT YOURE DOING RIGHT NOW AND I DONT LIKE IT
Ya, I'm a Tough Mudder here to Spartan today
Want to go to the sizzler And get some grub?
believe that belongs to mr Shepard!
Maya Gianetti accomplished that feat No more than a week ago
I'm dedicating my performance in the 2nd leg to Bentancur's memory
Yeah, it was funny the first time I heard it.
esto fue un mal día
St. Louis. St. Joseph. Who gives a shit
We had fun
Fuck the Cardinals
You're gonna beat me? At Fantasy Hockey
But you're in trouble. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
364 more days til next year's golf tournament
Wildcat huh well you’re fired Marcus Freeman
Who the hell is Holly Meyer?
Durham Gold Jackets yours Shooters gonna choke
Good! Get The Hell Out Of My Life! Who Needs You? Beat It!
You eat pieces of shit for leg day?
That was much easier than putting. I should try and do that every time.
What I make an apprentice tell me after he fucks up
I was too busy levelling
Best of Luck kid. Best of luck
What? Friends tell each other they’re hot as shit all the time
Be still!
Yeah.
Oh, my god!
Hey, who's that?
What an honor. Nice to meet you.
Bitch.
Don’t push me, Meadows. Now’s not the time.
When someone says our prices are too high
Next up Lafferty, Daniel and McGraw…Kyle
IT AIN'T OVER YET CAVENDER. THE WAY I SEE IT, WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN.
Hey, Shooter...Wanna go to Red Lobster? My Treat!
I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody
Good one. He's funny. I'll have mine in three months.
Yeah, bring that shit on.
Where were you on that one, dipshit?
Damn it I hate notre dame
Hey I think that’s OBJ right there The youngest and most promising on his team
Chin up, Big Check. Don’t feel bad about me...
That was so much easier than 10 miles I should do less than 5 every time
Y Y
This looks like the end For Hellish Hoagie
This system sucks!
Only 364 days till the next DB&T bags tournament. I got to toughen up
Hell no! Damn alligator bit my hand off!
Foster, you didn’t take that bet?
I didn't see that. Did cooper have 44? I wasn't watching
Yeah, well, this is hand made quality shit we’re talking here
That's awful.
Jack Wilson learned how to throw. Uh-oh.
Me after 3 weeks of trying and Henry says he can create invoices
When your buddy who just started golfing Makes a putt.
Oh for Fuck sake
They’re deluged with calls from people who want to join and praise bobcat!
But there was a guy out there...
Jake, the gold jacket’s yours. Mikey’s gonna choke!
Well, moron, good for Lamb... Oh, my god!
FOR JEFFREY DICK ANYTHING
I beg to differ Caleb accomplished that feat less than an hour ago.
How am I supposed to work with that going on, doug?
Geez, you love this golf stuff huh?
Five Iron, huh? You're fired. Bye-Bye
All right.
You can’t make fun of his takes he’s.. Just too old
Now you’re gonna get it, Selection Committee!
I was put on this planet for one reason...da cage
Well, Moron, Good for Trent… OH MY GOD!
I didn't break it. I was testing its durability.
Who The Hell is Gary Gann WHO THE HELL IS GARY GANN
For Lyle Stricker, Anything!
Seth learned how to hook shot uh oh
its about time
Marty if you stop yapping your trap I'll tell you the price is $200 per quilt
I don't know why I'm winning.
Damn it, I hate that Mike Gongora.
Damn it, I hate that Steve Cole
That's why I think people come to see you. But keep it within reason.
Dak Prescott accomplished that feat no more than a week ago.
No, it just seems that way cause you only got one shoe on
bunt huh? well, you're fired. bye bye
1976 1993
Whoa, You're confusing me. Just let me put the ball in the hole.
Fined you $25,000 and suspended you for one month.
he tore his hammy! he shouldn’t have been so old
What...
Good! Get the hell out of my life! Who needs you? Beat it!
I'm dedicating my performance at the Tour Championship to Nando’s memory.
360 number Chopped me down in my prime
PSA Accomplished this feat in 2018
No way. Happy, come here.
21 more days til the next CAN-AM tournament. I got to toughen up.
Right, and Jeff Epstein killed himself
Toy Story 3 (2010)
I could end you With just one more star sticker...
4th round pick /199 ...$41
There is no way you could have been as bad at authoring as you are at golf
"It Ain't Over Yet, McGavin. The Way I See It, We've Only Just Begun."
This thread sucks!
Are you sure you wanna watch Finding Nemo, or Pulp fiction, Or Toy Story 3, Or Me, Myself and Irene, Or Amazon Prime Video
Damn it, I hate that Donald Trump
Jets accomplished that Feat no more than an hour ago
Dont turn your back on me this is Grilzy's year
Even Miami just sold out! Already?
Well this looks like the end of United and ten Haag