Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know who my mortal enemy is?

-Whoa! -...and you have your own show on Nitflax.

Oh God, he's right.

It's weed. They're edibles.

Uh... should we just make a left here now?

to grind your dick against a rough denim pant.

All I'm saying is that sorbet is bullshit, okay?

You're so funny, and you have such kind eyes.

-and it wouldn't even be a big deal -What?

"You've selected The Truman Show, 9:00 p.m."

Oh, please! You love Kutcher.

Hmm. I think I can kind of taste the weed.

Bonjour, little dick boy.

I don't know if the Surgeon General would agree with that.

-Look what I found in my dad's stash. -Gummy Bears?

If you guys take me to ice cream, I will give blowjobs to everyone.

-so I kind of bailed on her. -Oh really?

Oh! Thank God. What?

My owner's really a moron...

[evil laughter]

Okay, yeah, right.

Okay, Missy, you seriously have to promise not to say anything...

Lola, this has been wonderful

-Jessi! -Where were you? it's after nine.

[Nick] Yeah, I can totally hear you.

Maybe you would've noticed if you ever came up for air

and you feel alone every single day.

[groans] I cannot deal with this nerd.

and Nick, you'll find this funny,

We really hit it off.

for Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men.

I guess my real question is

-but I really do hope we can be friends. -[growls]

She says that I'm her boyfriend

[growls] Take two boobs and call me in the morning.

-Oh! Oh my God. -Oh! I know you.

Lola, do you want to come over to my house for dinner?

-Of course. -...to anyone.

-Look at my finger-knees move. -Whoa!

-Biddy-bee! Big dick boy! -Argh!