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Whoa! This place is baller.
I had to throw out those Newsweek 's myself!
[door opens]
I can't believe you stole my sweats on top of everything else!
but yours aren't? You're high.
-Missy peace and love. -Just keep it together, dude.
-Uh... home? -Oh my God! What the hell?
-Yeah. I'm just kinda tired. -You're stoned.
And if not, can't be friends. I'm Nick."
You're Jay's Pitbull Featuring Ludacris, and you can talk.
Am I high, or is Jim Carrey not funny in this movie?
It's so true.
-Ashton Kutcher! -Jesus Christ.
-Let's stay focused. -Need a little pick-me-up, friend?
but you're a bad guy like Dr. Oz!
-[panting] -Is that... Oh, shit.
like a white shit.
[exhales deeply]
-But wasn't I about to break up with her? -Yeah, right.
Wow. [laughs]
I was just trying out that new Uber bicycle app
and, like, a nobody!
Oh, Judd. Jesus!
That's too funny! Oh my God, this is already going great.
-Everything is super weird right now. -I know.
That maybe we should rub fronts?
So, Lola, I was thinking that maybe we should--
Jesus, Andrew. Look at us.
Jessi, are we speaking telepathically?
Oh! I haven't smoked pot since the third grade.
He was our best president, and his wife is perfect.
[deep exhales]
He blammo'd in his pants
-Can anyone hear the beat? -Oh my God!
Ozari! You guys did marijuana?
I'm sorry sir, but I don't think that's true.
-Oh, shit. My gummies. -What?
-I don't like it. -It's Northern African tribal music,
What the hell is going on?
I'm gonna lie down and watch the Great British Bake Off.
I have to break up with her, or kill her. Or fake my own death
[inhales, coughs]
-You can't wear seat belt. -[squeaks, growls]
If you made a few more phone calls...
-I didn't mean-- -You're done.
And then Jay's brother pegged her in the eye with a slingshot.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Is that how I laugh? I forget.
Okay, Lola. You're hurting me.
So you're just gonna leave her here all alone
[both moaning]
-Who knows. -[sighs]
I mean, I do feel very good right now
Are you breaking up with me?