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Fine. But then you're going straight to rehab
What? Are you joking me?
This one time
and then I was like, "Do you like me?
-Actually, I don't. -What?
Please. Please just take them. Take the shoes!
-Goat Cheese Omelette. -I got it.
-What? -Wait, what?
This has to end now.
You're late!
-[Jessi] Can you... -[Missy] Stop saying that!
If I am unneeded I will go to my jack off cubby and jack off.
Alone Zone? Oh no.
My dad wants me to help him throw out old Newsweek 's.
-Excuse me? -Oh, nothing.
-What? -Did you say we should try drugs?
-Are we high? -I don't know.
Wow, imagine finding out everything in your life was fake
No big deal. You're never alone, buddy.
No Lola, don't cry.
-You're real, right, Shannon? -I'm real, Greg.
I was training a battalion of raccoons,
-I do like a nice flakey fish. -Who doesn't?
-He is a putz, isn't he? -Um, yeah.
-It's still so awkward. -Yeah, I know.
Hey, isn't there that off-brand ice cream place right around the corner?
This is the craziest thing humanity has ever seen.
And her tongue was slick and meaty, like a fresh trout.
So I'm happy, right?
Dude, Andrew and Lola is like...
not to forget your Eggo waffles in the toaster!
Thank you for lending me these pants?
'Cause I think he still likes Devin.
-I love that guy. -Hey, since we have a second
EMERGENCY ROOM
smack in the face shpaw
-...boyfriend. -I have a name!
and Lola is one of their drivers.
the band's actually called Steely Sudan.
-We've been looking all over for you. -What are you guys doing here?
-How come? -I don't know.
You're not having a heart attack. You're just stoned