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Wow, imagine finding out everything in your life was fake
What? Are you joking me?
Thank you for lending me these pants?
smack in the face shpaw
No Lola, don't cry.
Hey, isn't there that off-brand ice cream place right around the corner?
and Lola is one of their drivers.
-Excuse me? -Oh, nothing.
-How come? -I don't know.
Fine. But then you're going straight to rehab
This one time
If I am unneeded I will go to my jack off cubby and jack off.
-[Jessi] Can you... -[Missy] Stop saying that!
No big deal. You're never alone, buddy.
not to forget your Eggo waffles in the toaster!
the band's actually called Steely Sudan.
-We've been looking all over for you. -What are you guys doing here?
So I'm happy, right?
My dad wants me to help him throw out old Newsweek 's.
-I love that guy. -Hey, since we have a second
You're late!
-Actually, I don't. -What?
You're not having a heart attack. You're just stoned
EMERGENCY ROOM
-Goat Cheese Omelette. -I got it.
-He is a putz, isn't he? -Um, yeah.
-I do like a nice flakey fish. -Who doesn't?
I was training a battalion of raccoons,
This has to end now.
Please. Please just take them. Take the shoes!
and then I was like, "Do you like me?
-...boyfriend. -I have a name!
This is the craziest thing humanity has ever seen.
-What? -Wait, what?
Alone Zone? Oh no.
-You're real, right, Shannon? -I'm real, Greg.
-What? -Did you say we should try drugs?
And her tongue was slick and meaty, like a fresh trout.
'Cause I think he still likes Devin.
-Are we high? -I don't know.
Dude, Andrew and Lola is like...
-It's still so awkward. -Yeah, I know.