Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm starting to get suspicious.

You know my husband?

Something about getting a thong on?

Oh. I know, it must be a Christmas miracle.

You heard the lady.

Oh, you're a friend of my son's.

thereby allowing Che to fulfill his alt-destiny

I mean, Che, Chester, he's, he's completely wrong for you.

It seems like it's not an issue in an alt-world.

Uh, look, I don't know what's going on, but...

Absolutely. Taylor?

See?! Even you think so.

I mean, she must be around here somewhere, right?

You might want to try him upstairs. Honey?

we both know our marriage is a sham.

Would you give me back my wallet?

in, like, a year. Uh, all right, all right.

make us feel bad about ourselves anymore.

Hurt my feelings?

the Harbor spot was open, so his family moves here,

Merry Christmas, Mom.

Oh, this is a friend of Seth's.

MAN: So what are your plans for the holidays?

Okay, what if three years ago his family had planned to move here

Sandy is married to Slutty McSlutterman,

Ryan, you gave her three more years.

When you find a preschool with flexible hours that actually fits your life

I'm just letting you know that she's welcome. Uh-huh.

died three years ago.

have entered a world where we don't exist.

Ryan, are you awake?

It's not the ghetto.

Plane from Berkeley.

there would be some kind of white light situation,

(Kirsten chuckles) I'm going to go.

from the old days at Berkeley,

but we're not supposed to worry.

Oh, I was just calling you.

of the George Foreman grill--

but she's not waking up.

"mail truck" have come up nine times.

They fell off a ladder.

Well, I read lips,

Hey, wouldn't this actually be fun,

The EMT just came by.

TAYLOR: * God rest ye merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay... *

Oh, just... just look at her.

then that makes me your girlfriend.

Oh, no, honey, I told you.

but a lot of what you said back at the house made sense.

That's so funny.

You see, this is why I feel so strongly about this issue.

Oh, yeah, give it up. Whoo!

Then I will lose it, whatever it... is.

you're gonna have to deal with each other.

An alternate universe?

Oh, well, you learn something every day.